Все-всі-вся. Анекдоти про маленьких і великих…. Отсутствует. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

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Серия: Антологія українського анекдота «Українська веселка»
Жанр произведения: Анекдоты
Год издания: 2013
isbn: 978-966-2434-08-8, 978-966-2434-15-6
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      З учнівських творів

      Бетховен написав три симфонії – першу, п'яту і дев'яту…

      Рахметов не мав ніякого сімейного стану…

      Значення образу Тетяни велике. Пушкін найпершим оцінив усю повноту російської жінки…

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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