– Mdaa, apchi. -Arutun akasimuka pachezvake, achiramba zvaakapiwa naKlop.
– «Mdaa» chii?
– Ini handina kuita, apchi, – kusimuka uye kubata nemhino, Harutun akapfuura.
– Wakatarisa magwaro ake?
– Hongu, uyu mushanyi, apchi, anobva kuKazakhstan, uko kune chuyka.
– Kunhuhwirira kwakadii?
– Zvakanaka, apchi, Chuiskaya mupata, hemp inokura ipapo.
– Uye chii chakauya pano? – akabvunza Idota Klop.
– Uye wakauya nei pano? – akapindura Idot.
– Uri greyhound here? Ini ndakazvarwa pano.
– Hazviratidzike sokunge akauya pano? -Yakaratidza chigunwe kuIntsephalopath Patzan.
– Uye pahuma? apchi.– akazunza mhino yake uye akaparadzira nzou muCaucasian Harutun.
– Ini ndakabvunza, Chii chakauya pano?
– Rodaki akatama. Ini handina kurarama ndichirwara ikoko futi. – bored kuyaruka.
– Uye chii, iwe haungakanganwe Anasha? Kubhinya?
– Ini handinzwisise zvaunoreva? Ini ndoti, shiti uye kupukuta mbichana yake nechanza chake…
– Uye chii iwe chakashata? Kwete maKents, zvese zvakafanana newe, uye nguva yekufa… Kupenya gumi.. Che usaseke?
– Zvirinani apchi. – akawedzera Harutun. – Uyezve – kuramba kwevakuru.
Mwana akabhururuka.
– Uye chii, muKazakhstan, ivo havachaisi yeanasha? – Ottila akachinja toni yake.
– Zvakanaka, inyaya yechokwadi ivo vanoudyara, – Idot akazunza mhino yake. – asi ini ndakashanda zviri pamutemo.
– Chii chiri pamutemo? apchi. – akashamisika Harutun.
– Hemp yakaunganidzwa? Ay! – Ottila akarova zvakare chigunwe chimwe chete nesando.
– Kwakadii? Chinhu iwe, apchi, iwe unotyaira zvisina musoro, schmuck. – Arutun yakarova.
– Wakamubata kupi? – bug Klop. – kure kubva pano?
– Aiwa, kuburikidza nemba, mune marara. Apchi, uye kunyanya kukosha, inokura imomo zvakaringana, kunge mubindu.. Iwe wakadyara, apchi, imbwa?
– Mirira, Harutun,.. huya pano syudy? – akadaira Klop.
Idot akaramba akasimuka.
– Gara pasi. Ottila akanongedza kubhangi raive pedyo ndokurishandura, asi raive risina pasi. Idot akagara pasi.
– Tambanudzira maoko ako kwandiri, maoko angu pasi… Pano. Zvino, Harutun, uya ne bepanhau.
– Kubva kupi? apchi.
– Bvunza mukadzi wako..
– Pisyunya, ndipe pepanhau! apchi.
– Ndiani? Pisyunya?
– Apchi, apchi, apchi … – Harutun akashanduka akatsvuka
Idot akakwenenzverwa.
– Uri kusekei? – Ottila akatendeukira kumusuwo. «Izolda, uya nebepa pano!»
– Tora iwe pachako! Kwete amai vokurera vakura! Isolda akashungurudza.
– Enda unoitora. – nezwi rakaderera rakatumira mushandi Klop. Harutun akaunza bepanhau muhafu yeawa, Ottila akambokwanisa kuenzanisa nezana rezana zvipikiri.
– Ndeipi iyo fuck iwe wakaenda nayo kurufu? Huya pano.
Ottila akatora pepanhau uye akariparadzira pasofa.
– Vatatu. -akaraira bug
.– Idot vakapindura vachishamisika.
– Chii, ina?
– Zvakanaka, vatatu – vana – vashanu…
– Uri kundibata here? kupfira mumaoko ako uye matatu, matatu kusvika kumakomba. Bvisa shiti yako yese kubva mumaoko ako.
– Nei?
– Unoda kuratidza izvi mudunhu mapurisa department.
– Aiwa.
– Zvadaro vatatu pano uye nekukurumidza.
Mwana akakurumidza kukanda bhora pamwe chete nechopa ndokupa kuna Klop.
– Wow! – akashamisika Klop.
– Pakarepo akanzwa, apchi, ruoko rwehunyanzvi.
Ottila pea yakaputirwa negoridhe kubva pamidzanga pasi pepepa kumusoro. Uye mwenje moto. Pepa rakatsva ndokuomesa pea. Ottila akafukura uye akarova pea nesando. Akasunungura fodya yakadzurwa kubva muutsi uye akarova kumashure. Kuiswa chisimbiso uye kupedzwa pakupera. Ndakaisa chidimbu chakatsemurwa chekadhibhodhi kubva pasi pebhokisi remutambo munzvimbo yefaira. Uye nerimi rake akanyorovera pamusoro pefodya uye akainyudza. Iyo jamb yakamonerwa uye iyo inobvamo yakayamwa yakananga kumapapu e-precinct uye iye akarangarira Africa. Nzvimbo dzayo dzakashama uye sango. Kutamba pasi pepazasi ipapo nemapapu kunhuwa kubva mumuromo mangu. Olivier kubva kuuropi hwemunhu mutema kubva kurudzi rwemuvakidzani akauya achida munyu. Kutanga kurara nemvuu uye nezvimwe. Pakupedzisira, iye, achifemereka sebubble, akabata mweya, zvishoma nezvishoma achibvisa utsi hwemapapiro ehururu mumakwenzi. Ropa rake rakapfumiswa nemweya wekunakirwa uye akanzwa sekunge wabhururuka mu zero simba rekukora. Zvese zvakatenderedza zvaipenya. Mwana waOttila akauya uye zvese zvakatenderedza zvakatanga kufadza. Imbwa yakakwira ichibuda mudumba uye, ichiona zvakapusa ziso remuridzi, yakatamba ndokukungudza muswe wayo.
– Hapana chinhu chinomuisa pachako?! – Haana kutaura izwi rake, ndokuendesa mudzanga kuIntephalopath. -on Harutun, batisisa. Semunyanzvi, tsvaga mutsauko pakati pe shit uye shal.
– Uye ini handina kumbobvira ndazviputa. Apchi. Handizive sei.
– Semudzanga fodya, usangoregedza utsi. Ini ndoti, usaise zvakakwana mumuromo mako, siya nzvimbo yekupa mweya kumapapu nekukwevera mukati, dhonza uye usaburitswe. Dhirowa mukati uye unzwe zviri mukati mako.
Harutun zvishoma nezvishoma akafamba pamusoro uye akanhonga jamb. Akaputa fodya, sekurairwa naboss. Mushure mechinguva, akatendeuka ave miriwo uye akanyumwa kunge dhadha.
– Ipa mwana. – Ottila akakanganwa uye akaraira Harutun. -Kuita joke pamberi petorongo … – mushure mehafu yeawa Ottila akaenderera mberi -Arutun, alle. Uri kubhururuka nezvei?
– Ah? Ipa.. – mutana akasimuka ndokuzopengenuka. Akasvikoti fambe fodya. Idot akatora jamb, ndokuzvitutumadza ndokuigadzika padunhu. Akatanga kutenderera kwechipiri, uye nekukurumidza Incephalopath yakapedza chitsitsinho.
– Zvakanaka, chii? – rega ibve paBedbug. – chiutsi? Chii chauri kuputa, iwe mwana?
– Belomor. – Ini ndakarongedza kaiti kaIdot ndokutora yega fodya uye ndoga. Vakaburitswa kunze. Ivo vakatora ndokutsiva.
– Zvakanaka, ndiudze kuti iwe pamutemo unocheka sei hemp? – Akatanga Bedbug.
– Heh, unogona kundiudza pakutanga kuti iwe sei apchi akamudyara zviri pamutemo? – akawedzera Harutun.
– Sa, heh. – yakadhindwa Idot. – patirakita.
– Chii chauri kushusha, salaga? – Harutun akatsamwa. -Pamwe patirakita, inopwanya. Gara pasi, bastard! Zveupenyu!!!
– Ehe, gara pasi, iwe, kana zvisina kudaro iwe unomira sehuku. Ikoko, gara pavheranda. -akanongedza Bed bug inoshandira.
– Muchidimbu, iyo joke yakanga iri mukuita. – kutanga kwaIdot.
– Uye wakadzidza nani? akabvunza Klop.
– Ehe, yetiraki mutyairi-generalist. Zvakanaka, vakatumira kune izvo zvirongwa, hemp kuchenesa tambo. Iyo tarpaulin yeUAZ yako kubva kune hemp tambo dzakasonwa.
– Heano nzira? – akashamisika Ottila. – uye chii?
– Zvakanaka,