– Ehe?! – akashamisika Klop. – Uye chii, iyewo ari kuisvina?
– Hongu, kunyangwe zvakadaro, akaburuka bash yakadaro, – ndokubvisa bhiriard hash bhora kubva muhomwe.
– Ndiro zvese here hash? – Akatambanudza ruoko rwake ndokutora bhora. Akachishandura kumeso kwake, achibhururuka, ndokukanda. – Makore gumi nemashanu anodhonza. Dzora. Zvakanaka, unoti chii Sekuru?
– Anonyepa. – harahwa yakarara pasi. – hachisi chinhu changu.
– Uye ndiani? apchi.
– Wako, ndewake.. uye akarembera patiri, naClaudia neni takangobhururuka mumakwenzi. Kazhinji, iri bhiza.
– Chii? – Kuputika Intsephalopath. – Zvinonakidza zvakaitwa nebhiza mudura remarara, rakadzurwa huswa, husina kukura ipapo? Kana magiya? Uye hemp yakanga ichidya, hupenyu hwaive hwanyura, iye muridzi – schmuck, saka akafunga kukanganwa. Uyezve zvinoshivirira.
– Kwete, ndakayeuka. Mumwe mufudzi aipfuura nepo. Akanhonga bhegi kana kuribvisa achibva aenda. Uye chii? Iyo inozivikanwa, isina chengetedzo, asi hapana mari yekutsvaira. Uye saka ini ndoda kukanganwa. Saka mufudzi akafambisa achipinda.
– Fuck, iwe unoti? -Imbudzi yakakwira muchigaro. -Zvisiri nyore kutarisa mukiriniki mangwanani.
«Uri kuteerera ani, Boss, apchi,» Harutun akashungurudzika. – Zvakanga zvakaita seizvi: ambuya Klava vakashama, vese vakarongedzwa nemafuta egasi, iwe, nekuti aisakwanisa kumheya musana wake? Ndakamhanya ndichitenderedza marara, ndichipererwa pamakwenzi ehem.
– Kumhanya? – grinned murume wekare.
– Pakutanga iwe wakamuratidza iye, asi iwe unonhuhwira, uye iye achiri mukadzi, zvakadaro achembera. Uye mumakwenzi hauna fuck, uye iwe wakasveta guruva rinofadza iro rakanga rakanamatira nebanga kubva mumuviri wake, richirinamatira mubhora. Uye iwe wakakanda banga ipapo uye mangwanani isu tichaiwana uye mafiripiti ako pairi, uye pane banga rinoruma – gash, kureva kuti dope.
Chembere yakarara chinyararire uye yakashamisika. Mushure mezvose, zvese zvaive sezvakakurudzirwa neshanduro yeHarutun?!
– Uye kuti haasati akanganisa gumbo rake, benzi rekare. Mushure mezvose, kune iyo musha wese shit yave kubva kune owl depot nguva.
– Vo akati! – the Bedbug akatanga kudada nekwaari kuzviisa pasi. -uye kubva kupi pawakaverenga izvi, shamwari?
– Iye, akaona, aida kubvisa nhare, asi bhatiri rakafa.
– Tine hurombo. – Klop sighed.
– Chii chaizvo? Apchi. akabvunza Klop.
– Zvinonzwira tsitsi kuti bhatiri rakafa. -Ndakakanda misodzi kubva pacheya yangu ndokufamba famba mukamuri. – Ini handifambise hura hwangu.
– Ehe, izvi zvese zvisina musoro, changamire. Shit yakakwezvwa nemabhiza, uye kana zvisizvo, ini handina kubatwa-dzvuku-uye zvese pano zvinongomhanyiswa pamusoro pekota yekutaura mubairo. – akagumisa murume mukuru uye akatanga kusimuka.
– Gara, apchi, bastard! – akarova Harutun murume wekare. – toitei, Patron?
– Uku ndiko kushandisa zvisina kunaka chiremera! – murume wekare akatsamwa.
– Uye iwe wakanyarara! Ottila akakwenya. -Examination icharatidza. Iwe une mhosva, uye kana iwe uchida kuenda kunharaunda, uchagara kusvika mangwanani kana nyanzvi yerabhoritari yasvika. Kana, ini ndinokupa zana zana emaawa ebasa mumba. chivanze.
– Apa ndipo kupi? – yakabvunza harahwa iya ichipfeka yakarara pasofa rekicheni.
– Simuka uibvise, wabatwa. Harutun achatsanangura zvese munzira. Ehe, Harutun, ndakapotsa ndakanganwa: tora kureurura kwemoyo kubva kwaari kuti iwe hauna kuzomira pabasa, tsvaga banga, usangobata nemaoko ako, uripukute muhomwe. Uye iwe, wekare, kana ukabudirira kupora, uchangobhadhara sentiner chete yenguruve.
– Kupinda, zvakadaro? – murume wekare akatsamwa. – Ndichachiwana kupi?
– Dzikama, apchi, kana iye Bhosi anoita chirevo.
– Uh, nenzira, unogona kuitema. Enda, mangwana nenguva dzitanhatu oveni, kucherwa kunotanga. Ehe, uye tora bhuroko reino mazino newe, uye ini nditsvage iwe ndiro Tarisa, iwe uchadya pamwe nembwa. Kana Polkan ichibvumira. Ucharara mumba yekugezera.
– Uye izwi rekupedzisira rinogona here? vakabvunza sekuru.
– Enda kumberi!
– Uye ndiani acharaira?
– Ini chete. Enderera mberi. Uye usakanganwa nezve boar…
Ancephalopath akatungamira murume wekare kubuda kubva kune yakasimba uye akafamba nekukurumidza kuenda kuBoss.
– Chii, isu? apchi!
– Chii? Uriwe waunoshanda naye, akapindwa muropa nezvinodhaka?
– Kwete, uripi Asi ndakafunga kuti, apchi, zvakakodzera kuitisa bvunzo?! Uye pakarepo.. Uye ipapo … – Harutun akazeza.
– Uye wozodii? Munyu? – Kuongorora bash kubva kumativi ese akabvunza Ottil.
– Aiwa. Asi hunyanzvi. Mushure mezvose, kutonga kwacho kwakatopasiswa?!
– Ndiani? Mutongi?
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– Zvakanaka, huyai, asi chete nekuda kwemhedzisiro yekushanda.
Vakarova fodya ndokugara pasi kuti vapute.
Mangwanani aive ave kusvika ivo vakagara patafura vachiratidzirana saHolmes naWatson, zvakanyanya zvakanyanya sezvo Holmes aipfunga opium uye izvi hazvina kumutadzisa kuita mhedziso yekufunga. Asi Watson achingonwa whisky, Cherry, ikapfupika, seLestrade, uye nekuda kweizvi ivo vaive vasina zvirevo uye vaive vakatemwa pazasi peSherlock. Doro rinodzikisira pfungwa, saka Hurumende yenyika inobvumidza, booze uye inorambidza kumera paNyika. Asi benzi haridi kudya chero chinhu. Anodaro nekuti benzi uye haazivi muyero. Asi ivo vaviri vaipokana uye pane izvi vakafunga saizvozvo.
– Mushandirapamwe pano mumusha, mumwe munhu akadyara Chuy hemp uye akapaza musha. – Akatanga Bedbug.
– Asi ndiani? apchi, idot kana murume mukuru? – yakaenderera mberi Harutun.
– Kana pamwe wechitatu wechitatu? Uye izvi zvinogona chete kuve zvapupu zvezvakaitika uye vakasarudza kuenda kumberi, vachiedza.
– Toad, apchi.
– Chii, cheki?
– zita Old Romunhu, Sneezy – Toad.
– Toad? Heh. Ngakuve neToad… Yakachena chena mukuremekedzwa kwejecha chena.
– Chii? apchi.
– Kwete, hapana. Zvakanaka, chii, enda?!.. Asi kwete. Mirira… Huya, udye pamwe chete?!
Harutun akavhura maziso ake ndokukanda kunze rurimi rwake zvishoma achishamisika.
.akabvunza, achipukuta maziso ake zvine utsinye paOttil. – hauna kudya zuva rese neusiku maererano nehurongwa hwevapambi vakapindwa nemhepo?
– Ehe, apchi, chaizvo. – achirovanisa maoko ake, Harutun akamhanya nekukurumidza uye akagara mune chimwe chigaro.
– Chii chakagara pasi? – Ottila akatyaira.
– Chii, chii.. ini, uye ndiri chii? – Iyo yemakambani yakanetsana uye yakasvibiswa.
– Enda, utore: pane soup, kune zvipunu, mahwendefa, firiji, – - mubhedhuru akatanga kunongedza nemaoko ake, aimiririra mukicheni. -… pane mubiki. Zvakanaka, iwe unoziva… Bhizinesi rakakomba rakatsemuka.
– Chii? About anasha? -kutsanya supu kuburikidza nesupuzi, Harutun akagomera.
– Ingo svira. Svina iyo uye usakanganise nzara yako.
Harutun akateedzera zano remubiki iri ndokumuyamwa mukati make.
– Izvo zvinodiwa kuti uise kuongororwa pamusoro peiyo nickle uye kubata vese vanopindwa muropa nezvinodhaka.
– Just,