– Izvi zviri pamutemo here? Apchi
– Chii?
– Zvakanaka, nezve nguruve, apchi.
– Iwe unogumbura, izvi zvese zvichabatanidzwa mumushumo, sebhonasi kune imbwa official Polkan, yekubatwa kweIdot uye Toad.
– Asi ini ndaive, apchi, ndiani akavabata?
– Iwe, asi iwe uchiri chikwereti kwandiri, rangarira?
– Ehe, apchi, yakayeukwa.. Ngakuve nePoland.
– … Uye isu tichaendesa iyo mushumo pamusoro peInternet kuMashall.
– Wakamboona here Marshal, apchi. -Arutun akadzikisa chipunu.
– Aiwa. Kunyangwe ini ndaimboshanda semupangamiri wake.
– Saka, ndiani akasayina magwaro? -Arutun yakasvikira kumucheka uye sleeve yakabata iyo grisi yakasanganiswa ye borsch. Kune hwindo pamusuwo wake, senge mune rejista yemari: kune mapepa akavanzika uye gubhu, randinokuudza chakavanzika, ini handina kumbopfira kanopfuura kamwe.
– Uye aisaziva? apchi.
– Kana iye asina kuziva, saka ini ndingadai ndisipo pano.
– Handinzwisise, iwe waigara ipapo senge mune bhata mubhotoro, nei waifanira kupfira?
– Munyika ino, kupfira mate kutuka, uye kumusha kwangu chiratidzo cheukwaziso nerudo, sekutsvoda. Mushure mezvose, kana iwe uchitsvoda, iwe unoyamwa pakubata kwemumwe wako. Uye uku kutsvoda kuri kure.. Hapana munhu akaona kumeso kwake. Zvakanaka oh zvakanaka, Idya kumusoro uye enda unoona dime.
– Uye iwe? apchi.
– Uye ini ndichafunga. Kana chii?!.. – Klop yawned. Ndiri pasi zhinka.
– Mumba mekurara?
– Mumuchimbuzi, gondohwe, chokwadika. Zvirinani kuvhara ivo mugarage. Kubva ipapo, havasati vachizobuda kusvika mangwanani.
– Uye mota? apchi.
– Mota ipi?
– Zvakanaka, sezvo garage, apchi, saka pane mota?
– Pakambove neimwe, zvakanyanya, mudhudhudhu. Izya akatyoka, zvino chete chimedu chesimbi chakadonha, chakarara chakatenderedza…
– Zvakanaka, ndakaenda, Boss?! apchi.
Mangwanani iyo Toad yakare yakauya uye, yatora mirairo, ikaenda kunoshambidza bura. Mudura kwenguva yakareba ruoko rwatenzi haruna kuiswa uye zvese zvaive zvakafukidzwa ne shit. Ottila, semazuva ese, akagara pasi kuti ayananise zvipikiri. Ini ndoda kuona kuti vese vanoongorora vane hobby inoita kuti vafunge: Holmes ane mutambo wepini, Poirot anovimba nemaseru grey pasina kukanganisa, Mumiririri Kay ane pie, uye Klop akasimudzira zvipikiri. Uye pavainge vapera, aivaperekedza mukati nekuvabvarura kuti avatwasanure zvakare uye panguva imwe chete vanzwe kubatikana kwepfungwa.
Bale, bale, bale, bale. Uye saka awa mushure meawa, zuva nezuva, gore negore, uye… Kamwe kamwe, kumeso kwakaipa kwaToad kwakaonekwa kubva mudura ndokutarisa, achinyemwerera mupurisa.
– Chii chaunoda, kunhuwa? Ottila akabvunza.
– Ndoita shuwa here, changamire? mutana akabvunza asina chokwadi.
– Chii, kunhuwa?
– Kwete izwi chairo. Iwe, unofamba, wakatenderedza chitunha chakaora che dinosaur?
– Kwete, ini ndakangozvinyudza ndokurega njiva diki ichibuda, iyo pachayo isina oxygenate.
– Zvakanaka, utsi.
Chembere yakabuda ndokubuditsa fodya.
– Mirira!
– Chii, changamire?
– Ingosiyira dhongi gadzi rako mudura.
– Hehe, iyo joke yakanzwisisa. – Yakabirirwa padura uye yaida kubatidza mudzanga wefodya…
– … Cant, kana chii? – Chiputi.
– Kwete, changamire, chete Belomor.
– Huya pano.
Chembere yakabata fodya. Ottila akaitora akaibatidza. Fodya yacho yaive yakachena, isina zvekuwedzera.
– Pfuurira, utsi. – Gave Ottil kune iyo fodya Tozi.
– Uye iwe kwenguva yakareba kwatiri?
– Ndave pano kwemakore matanhatu uye ndanga ndichifunga zvachose. Ini ndoyanana. Akapfira pabasa rake. Kunyudzwa neiyi nyika inoshamisa, kubva kwairi inotakura ndove uye shit… Damn iye. Muchidimbu, ndaneta nei?
– Kwete, pandakanga ndichigara pano kusvikira iyo yekupedzisira nguva yandaishandira, mapurisa edunhu akachinja kunge magurovhosi.
– Uye nei?
– Zvikonzero zvacho zvanga zvakasiyana: vainwa doro zvakanyanya, vobva vaba zvakayerwa.
– Zvakanaka, hazvisi kundityisidzira. Ini ndainyorwa pakati pevakuru vangu senge asiri-anonwa uye mutengesi. Ndiudze chimwe chinhu, ndinogona here kupedzisa kuvaka dura nguva isati yatanga?
Muchembere akaongorora chivakwa icho, icho chaive hafu yakagadzirwa nezvidhina. Matare akaputsika mumadziro akatsemurwa kumusoro: ingaita yakaora plywood, yobva yaisa mudenga zvinhu, uye ipapo masaga.
– Unogona. Izvi zvese chete zvinoda kutsiviwa. Ehe, uye madziro ako akashama.
– Uye vane makore mangani?
– Ahhh! Chief, ehe, kusvika pandinogona kuyeuka, ichi chivakwa chakamira. Apa raimbove chivanze chemumwe mutengesi. Mukumukira uku, vanodaro, vakabata murume akatiza kubva paminhenga yakasviba ndokuguma nemhuri yese iripo.
– Kupi?
– Chii, kupi?
– Zvakanaka, waita.
– Ah, saka pano mudura. Uye zvakare yaive imba yekuchengetera, uye shure kwehondo – nhare.
– Kunakidzwa. Unogona kuzviita here? Ehezve, usasanganisa kusvika kumagumo. Mayogiramu achiri akasimba, iwo zvakare ibwe. Ingo vapedzisa.
– Nekuti yakanaka wachi haishande. Uyezve, iwe unoda mubatsiri uye kwete mumwe, angangoita maviri. Uye, hongu, kumberi, ipapo pachave nekukurudzira.
– Zvakanaka, pachave nevhavha yakanaka munzvimbo yekutanga, asi tichaona. Asi ini ndichabhadhara kana zvirizvo. Sezvakaita – Ini ndinopa makerubhi, asi kwete – mutongi achapa makerubhi. Saka takabvuma. Uye mukudzidza, ini ndichakuudza Idot. Unoziva izvi here?
– Ehe saizvozvo. Iyi moron kubva kuKyzikhston. – harahwa yakachembera.
– Uye chii?
.-iyo harahwa yakanyepa apuro yaAdamu nemimwe yake.
– Uye iwe?
– Me? Damn it, ichi ndicho benzi rinokosha reiyi moron yakateedzerwa.
– Uye chii, vanonyatsotaurirana? akamunaka.
– Ay, akamupa mari yekuwedzera. Nekunwa, hongu.
– Mudare, chokwadi, iwe haungapupure aya mazwi achipesana neIdot.
– Ndiwe ani waunondibata, changamire. Handisi chidimbu. Ini handisati ndasvika kunzvimbo uye handina kutamba pipi yako. Nguva iri nani pane bhurandi remahara.
– Kutonhora pasi. Uyu ndiye. Ko kana?!
– Ndinonzwisisa, changamire.
– Uye Baba Klava vachakwanisa kushanda here?
– Ehe saizvozvo. Kunyangwe aine makore makumi matanhatu nemasere, anocheka senge bulldozer. Asi Idot?! Pachave nematambudziko.
– Havazodaro. Ini ndichamukwezawo.
– Uye iyo mari yakaenzana kune wese?
– Iwe zvimwe, asi mushure memaawa akanaka.
– Uye kana tikadaro, uye tikasashanda wachi yakanaka?
– Tora Chirp kubva