– Aiwa. Vanoisa bullet mu cartridge.
– Chii, smart? Uye iwe unoziva kuti munyika medu munhu wese akangwara – murombo nevarombo. Iwe unoda kuita mutsauko here? Wobva wateerera, ini handichatsanangura kaviri. Nzvimbo inoyera – haina kumboitika. Uye nzvimbo yako, kwete iyo Tsvene chete.. Unoziva here vangani vanhu vasingashande mumusha medu vanoda kuku fuck kuti utore nzvimbo yako yakasununguka?
Harutun akabvisa maziso ake kubva mukutya uye akaburitsa misodzi yekusagadzikana.
– Ndine hurombo, cartridge, kwete bullet yakaiswa mune sleeve, asi cartridge.
– Zvakanaka, saka chinzwa, zvakadii, ini ndichatsanangura nenzira pfupi: Eeee… wakaverenga Gogol here?
– Akamwa mogul.
– Uri kundibata here?
– Yakanga iri kuseka. Ndakaona mafirimu nekubatikana kwake.
– Zvakanaka. Wakatarisa bhaisikopo nezvaNOS?
– Pamusoro pemhino?
– Zvakanaka, kwete nezve zvako? … – Ottila akasvetuka kubva patafura, – Humor zvakare?
– Mnn, ehe! – harahwa yakasimuka ichitarisisa. Ottila akatarisa mugodhi wemushandi uye, nemaziso akashungurudza, akasimudza musoro, achikanda musoro wake kumagumo ndokuona chete kurara kwekurara.
– Garai fucking!! akapopota. Shasha yakagara pachinzvimbo.
– Ndakayeuka. Iyo cartridge… apa ndipo apo murume akarasikirwa nemhino…
– Yakayeukwa?
– Ndizvozvo!!
– Saka tichamutsvaka. Pache … – Uye Ottila akasvina chigunwe padenga. – akandibvunza kwehafu yezuva. Akakumbira zvikuru kuti ini pachangu nditore nyaya iyi. Saka kutaura, zvakatora kuzvidzora.
– Mwari?
– Aiwa, iwe benzi, Marshal. Nuuu, mwari wedu. Akataura kuti hapana munhu anonyanya kurwara … – Ottila akasvetukira kumabvi ake, akamira pasi uye akagadzirisa mamiriro ezvinhu.
– Uye isu tichamutsvaka sei. Iyi inyaya?! Uyezve, vakafa.
– ndivanaani?
– Zvakanaka, mavara makuru aya akafa kare… uye Gogol ndiye chapupu chikuru, zvakafanana… zvakanaka, akafa.! Uku hakusi kuseka.. Ahhh?
– Penzi. – Iyo gudu yakasvetuka kubva pamakumbo eIpephalopath. -Tinotsvaga chiyeuchidzo pabodhi yemhangura chakabiwa. Inga vanhu vasina pekugara kana makoko. Zvakangofanana, chifananidzo kuenda kuNOSU, uye pamwe… antique.!?
– Uye ndiani achasara pano?
– Isolde naIzzy for the main.
– Achiri mudiki here?
– Hapana chinhu chidiki, ini ndanga ndatoziva mukadzi mumakore ake.
– Zve izvi, yakawanda pfungwa haina kudikanwa: isa, spat uye yaka…
– Kuziva sei, kuziva sei…
– Kwete, mudiwa, ndaigona kugara, moyo wangu hauna simba…
– Zve izvo, pano muSt.
Harutun achiri kuda kutaura chimwe chinhu kuti agare nemukadzi waKlop, asi akatanga kufunga uye akatarisa kure kunopenga-kaviri muswe pabvi rake uye akadzvinyirira chipembenene mumucheka wemabhurugwa ake nechigunwe chake.
– Ko waida kubhururuka nei? – sarcastically, squining maziso ake, akabvunza Ottila.
– Ini handina mari kana mushonga.
– Zvakanaka, izvo zvinogoneka. Zvese zvinobhadhara bhajeti. Kana tikawana mhino.
– Uye kana isu tisingachiwane?
– Uye kana isu tisingazvitsvake, saka zvese zvinoshandiswa zvichabviswa… kubva kwauri.
– Sei?
– Uye zvakadaro. Kana iwe uchiri kubvunza mibvunzo yeupenzi, iwe unogona kurasikirwa nebasa rako. Ndaka?
– Ndizvozvo, zvinonzwisisika. Tiri kuenda rinhi?
– Benzi mubvunzo. Tinofanira kunge tatoveko. Handei izvozvi!
– Uye chii chakakurumidza? Handina kurongedza sutukezi yangu?
– Tinofanira kugara takagadzirira. Wakanga uchiziva kwawari kuwana basa… By the way, the same thing…
– Chii?
– Handina kurongedza sutukezi yangu. Ehe, isu hatidi iwo. Kana wasvika, tenga zvaunoda. Ndine kadhi rekubhangi.
– Uye kana pasina mari yakakwana?
– Achakanda. – uye zvakare mupurisa wedunhu akagobata chigunwe padenga uye mune chimiro chepygmy akasvetuka, nerubatsiro rwezvimwe, pamusoro petafura, achisumudza tsoka pamberi pemhino dzemubatanidzwa. Akasvika pamakumbo ake ndokuyambuka tafura netsoka munzira yainanga kubva kuArutun kuenda kuchigaro chake. Misodzi uye yakananga kubuda.
– Wakagarirei? ngatiende! – uye akasunungura ruoko rwake, – uye, sokunge pamwe neSt. Petersburg, yakatsvaira Pasi…
Vakasiya nzvimbo yakasimba, vachisiya tsamba chete pamusuwo:
«Usanetseka. Isu takabva kubasa rekukurumidza kuenda kuSt. Petersburg. Iwe unogara munzvimbo yeIncephalate, uye Izya – panzvimbo yangu.. Me!»
Uye pazasi ndiko kuwedzera mune rumwe runyoro.
«Ndine urombo, Pupsik, ini ndinodzoka sezvandaifanira kuita! Panguva yako Flea iri kufamba mudenga. Mirira ini ndigodzoka. Zvimwe»
Izya akaverenga tsamba yacho uye, achinyora papepa mune runyoro rwababa vake uye Intsefalopat, akazviviga muhomwe yake akapukuta zvakanyorwa pamusuwo.
– Zvakanaka, mbudzi yekare, iwe unorova. – Ndakatora mbozhanhare yangu ndikatumira SMS kuna baba vangu. Akazopinda mumba ndokupa tsamba kuna mai vake. Akaverenga uye achishungurudzika.
Regedzai atasire. Tichazvitsiva. Uye kwete izwi nezve kuenderera mberi kwababa. Ndaka?
– Ehe, amai, ini ndinonzwisisa… Uye ngatitorei nguruve kubva kune mukuru wepuru, ahh? akapa zano.
– Chii iwe? Tinofanira kuita zvese zvinoenderana ne charter uye kururamisira.
– Uye anondipopotera mukutendeka?
– Ndiye director. Iye anoziva zvirinani. Uye iye amene acharuramiswa pamberi paMwari.
– Ndiye iye ari akarembera pamadziro muhofisi?
.Ikoko kunorembera Iron Felix, mutevedzeri wake. Zvakanaka, enda unoita homuweki yako.
– ndakadaro. Amai, ndinogona kuenda kunofamba parwizi?
– Enda, asi yeuka, mwana mudiki: nyura, usauye kumba. Ndichakuuraya… Ndakuuraya?
– Ehe. – Izzy akadanidzira ndokunyangarika kuseri kwemusuwo…
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– Kwete, mudiwa, ndaigona kugara, moyo wangu hauna simba…
– Hapana kana chinhu, pano muSt. Petersburg iwe uchafema magasi uye zororo.
Harutun achiri kuda kutaura chimwe chinhu kuti agare nemukadzi waKlop, asi akatanga kufunga uye akatarisa kure kunopenga-kaviri muswe pabvi rake uye akadzvinyirira chipembenene mumucheka wemabhurugwa ake nechigunwe chake.
– Chii chawanga uchida kutaura? – sarcastically, squining maziso ake, akabvunza Ottila.
– Ini handina mari kana mushonga.
– Zvakanaka, izvo zvinogoneka. Zvese zvinobhadhara bhajeti. Kana tikawana mhino.
– Uye kana isu tisingachiwane?
– Uye kana isu tisingazvitsvake, saka zvese zvinoshandiswa zvichabviswa… kubva kwauri.
– Sei?
– Uye