– Yes bullshit iyo. – Idot achipindura achisekerera, atonwa bhodhoro rake.
– Ehe, gehena rinoziva. Asi ndezvechinyakare here?! – akadaro, achitarisa tarisa bhodhoro rake rakanga risina chinhu, Toad.
– Uye ngative nemumwezve.. – ambuya vanofara vakurudzirwa. – maTatar haagari asina murume / murume.
– Saka pane matatu chete yasara. – Idot akatsamwa. – Chii chatichatumira?
– Teerera, chii?! Kuti ndinwe, kunwa zvakadaro, zvine hukasha. Kamwe isu tinorarama. Uye mabhodhoro acho akatove echinyakare. Iwo haana chinhu kana akazara. Mabhotoro anokosheswa, kwete waini.
Uye vakamwa mamwe magirazi matatu. Vakagara padanda ndokubatidza mudzanga wefodya: Idot – Marlboro, Toad – Belomor, nasekuru Clavka mune yekare fashoni – gumbo rembudzi. Saka vakapfuura, vasina kupedza kuputa, vakagara…
APULAZ 4
– Ahhhh!! Ahhh!!! – yakanzwika kubva muyadhi.
– Chii icho? – akasvetuka kubva pamubhedha Ottila, achizvibvunza. Pfungwa dzake dzainge dzichiri muchiroto uye zvishoma nezvishoma akawira pamusoro pepiro uye akabva angopepuka.
– Ahhhh!!! -Blop akasvetuka zvakare ndokuwira pasi pasi kubva pamubhedha. – Ah, ndizvo – Akabata huma yake nechanza. – Chii chauri kupopota, iwe benzi?
Pale Isolda Fifovna akapinda mukamuri nemaziso akawakisa, akafukidza muromo wake unobata nemaoko maviri.
– Aa, aa. akabvuta akanongedza chigunwe akananga kumusuwo.
– Chii chimwe? – akagara pasi akabvunza Klop.
– Hezvo, mudura…
– Chii chiri muburi? taura zvakajeka…
– Pane katsi yakafa…
– Katsi ipi? Ottila akabvunza zvekare, achizunza huma yake yakanga yakazvimba. – Uri kutaura nezvei?
– Mummy! -Akatambanudzira meso ake pasi pezwi rake, akadaro.
– Zvino, ngatione. – Ottila akasimuka pamakumbo ake ndokuenda asina shangu mumapfekete ake padanga.
Nezuro, akadzoka pakati pehusiku apo munhu wese aive akarara saka haana kubvunza nezvehunyengeri hwevasungwa. Zhinka akamutevera.
Bura raitaridzika kunge rakakwenenzverwa. Vese vakaparadzaniswa zvakasarudzika vakaramba vasina kuchinjika. Osteroid Odnoglazovich akange akagara pakati pemarara: mupension, muvhimi wevashandi, katuni yerudzi rwechitanhatu, akaberekwa pazuva renyeredzi. Murume waAmbuya Klawka, zvakanyanya, Claudius Aldarovna von Schluchenberg, mwanasikana weBaron, asiri wepamutemo mwanakomana waLenin. Akaudza munhu wese izvozvo.
– Urikuitei pano? akabvunza Ottil, murume wekare airwara nedhirowa.
– Ini ndakagara. – Sekuru vakapindura zvinyoro-nyoro vakasimbisa foni.
– Ndiri kuona kuti hausi kushanda.
– Uye chii chauri kubvunza ipapo?
– wasvika sei pano? – yakawedzera Isolda bass.
– Enda, ndinokufungidzira. akadaro Bedbug kumukadzi wake ndokutendeukira kuna sekuru vake. – Mhinduro.
– Kunze kwegomba kumadziro, Osteroid akagutsurira musoro wake.
Ottila akafamba achipfuura nemugoti kuenda kugomba remadziro ndokuona kumashure kwemombe yakasimudza muswe wayo. Akamutarisa uye akavhunduka: matenga edzimba aioneka.
– Kune mugwagwa kana chimwe chinhu? akabvunza sekuru vake.
– Heh, zvechokwadi.
– Uye mombe dzangu dzese aripi? -Chinhu chekutanga chakauya mundangariro Klopu, uyo aine shure kwekuona uye ndebvu dzekunze dzekunze dzakatarisa padura kubva mukati. «Ehe, bvisa dhongi rako,» akadanidzira ndokudonha muswe wemombe. Iye, mukutsiva, akadurura iye rwizi, senge kubva pamoto wehose, nekumanikidzwa kwemazana emhepo nemhepo. Ottila akabhururuka kubva pakumanikidzwa nemamita maviri kusvika kumashure uye nape yakapinda mugomba renguruve. Isolda akamhanyira kwaari kuti abatsire nechero uye akabatana akasimudza musoro wake pachipfuva chake. Uye aida kuchema…
– Fu! -Akapukuta musoro wake kubva mumutsipa uye nekuona kwakapfuura iye achitarisa achidzvinyirira machiya achidurura kubva mugomba akafa pasi: «Muuuu!!!» -mombe yakagomera, dartanula ndokumudzosera kumashure, ichisimudza muswe wayo kubva mubhuruku. nezvimwewo zvipembenene.
– Kiyi iripi? – sekuru vakabvunza vakaburitsa mhete yeutsi.
– Chii chakakosha? – Chihebheru vakapindura Bedbug, vachisimuka kubva pandove shit.
– Mukadzi wangu, wamakatonga muhuranda!!! – Osteroid yakaputira uye akasendama pamabvi ake nemaoko ake akasimuka. Chiso chake chairatidza kufa.
– Isolda!!
– Chii, mudiwa?
– Iwe wakaona kupi katsi?
– Hezvo, iro gomba. Akakwira achibuda pano achifambisa? – yakawira mune ruvara rweIsold. – Ini ndaida kumutyisidzira, ndichitarisa, uye iye akachinja kuva amai uye izvi sekuru-babai.
– Mukadzi wangu aripi, fascist? – kunetseka Osteroid.
Varipi vano fambisa basa? – akabvunza Klop Wife.
– Handizive? – akashungurudzika Isolde. – Husiku hwapfuura ivo vakagara mune makumi matatu, apa.
– Uye zvadaro? – Ottila akasimuka. – Uye iwe – gara pasi, ikozvino tichazozviona.
– Ipapo ndobva ndaenda kunorara.
– Vakaendepi? Izvi zviviri zvakanaka, asi Toad?! Anorangwa nekusungwa nebasa rekumanikidzwa. Ivo vakapukunyuka. Tiza!!! Fonera Intsefalata, nekukurumidza. Tine kupukunyuka.
– Uye mukadzi wangu aripi? – Sekuru vakadaro nezwi rekubvunda.
– Haana kuuya kuzodzidziswa basa. Iye achagara zvimwe chete … – mubhedhi akatsamwa.
– Boss!!! Apchi, akadaro Intsephalopath, uye akaoneka mugomba kubva parutivi rwemugwagwa.
– Ah iwe watove pano? – Chii chauri kupopota? – akasvetuka Bedbug. – Kurumidza, kurumbidza.
– Blablabla, apchi, patron, uri pano here? Ndanga ndichifunga kuti maive mumba, saka ndakadaidzira.
– Nei?
– Saka, izvi, apchi, ndauya…
– Ndiani?
«Chemist, apchi,» akapindura Intsephalopath, uye panzvimbo pepamuganda rake, musoro mutsvuku wakaonekwa mugomba, wakafukidzwa acne uye eels, mutsindo unorira, bhuruu-rakatsvuka rebhuruu rezamu uye akabva achinja kumeso kwaArutunov.
– Zvakanaka, sei? – akabvunza zveshuwa.
– Chii, sei? – Otila oburuka achibvunza siki. «Uri kundipa ini?» Ndakaroora, ndapota…
– Kwete, iyo cartridge, ndakamusunga, apchi, – Uye Incephalopath yakakanda iyo Chemist mugomba, – kukambaira, uya, gobvu gobvu. -Asi iye akanamatirana nenzvimbo inotaurwa maari. Sezvavanotaura: cheroudzvanyiriri kana kusarudzika. Ndizvozvo, hafu centner munzvimbo yakashambadzirwa. Saka dhongi harina kupinda. Acephalopath yakaramba iri kuseri kwemadziro, padivi pemuti wembizi mumugwagwa.
– Akaitei? Izvo zvakafanana hemp rub?
– Kwete, zvakanyanyisa. Kuseka kumba apchi, mhuka. – akapindura Harutun achibva kuseri kwemadziro.
– Mombe dzangu, izvo zvandinoda, ndobva ndazvigadzira.., fu, ndinosika. – kusasa nzou, nekemisitiri yakadzingwa.
– Uye akaitei? – sekuru vakapindira.
– Ehe, ini ndakasimudza kubva pane mahwanda neketani, apchi, vavakidzani uye vakadana. – yakashuma Harutun.
– Uye chii icho? Kana ndaida nyama yakaomeswa, – nekuda kwekuzvidzivirira ini ndakasungwa-ndakanamatira. –