JOBS THAT AN ADVERSE ARIES MIGHT NOT SCREW UP
Military Surgeon: Military surgeons have to think fast. They have to be resourceful and precise, and the stakes are very high: it’s life or death. This type of professional intensity brings out the best in Aries, and though their survival rates may not be the highest out there—hey, they will sure have a great time doing it.
Small Business Owner: Aries loves to be the boss, and being a small business owner puts him or her in the driver’s seat. They have smart ideas and good timing—they know how to strike while the iron’s hot. They can juggle the different aspects of small business ownership and the pressure of doing everything themselves will bring out the diamond in an Aries.
Advertising Sales: Picture Aries in a lovely business suit, entertaining clients at a fancy restaurant, wheeling, dealing, and signing big contracts. This type of job is the perfect match for an Aries, and the Ram can easily handle the long hours and tireless work of the industry, and also thrives on the competitive nature of the playing field. Aries also wouldn’t mind a job that encouraged drinking with clients and the occasional sexcapade, so it’s a win-win all the way around.
STARS OF THE SIGN ADVERSE ARIES
Aries have excelled in nearly every industry; it’s challenging to single out the most impressive Rams from the herd. They pepper professional sports both as coaches and as world-class players. Many famous musicians are of this star sign, along with their managers and agents in the music industry. The list of Arian entrepreneurs is perhaps the most impressive. The inventor of the M&M and other delicious candies, Forrest Mars, Sr., is an Aries. The makeup mogul Bobbi Brown is also a Ram, who has combined the Arian love of aesthetics with success in business. Also an Aries… Sam Walton, creator of the American store chains Wal-Mart and Sam’s Club, chains that incidentally sell both M&Ms and Bobbi Brown Cosmetics.
British entrepreneur Lord Alan Sugar is an Aries, and has amassed an enormous empire of profit-earning businesses, and Hugh Hefner, creator of the Playboy empire has amassed an enormous number of girlfriends. Men’s designers Marc Jacobs, Tommy Hilfiger, and Kenneth Cole are all Arians and have created entire lines of clothing, cologne, and home goods bearing their name.
Having one or more Aries on your team is a sure way to propel it forward to success, and that can be seen over and over again. Two of the stars of the Sex and the City foursome are Aries gals: Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon. Also, at least two of the classic quad of artists, reincarnated in popular culture as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, are Aries: Leonardo da Vinci and Raphael. It’s also possible that Donatello could have been an Aries, but no one alive today seems to be totally sure of his actual birthdate.
ADVERSE ARIES BIRTHDAYS
PISCES-ARIES CUSP
If you were born between March 19 and March 23, you fall into the Pisces-Aries cusp and can display traits belonging to both signs. You tend to display the stubbornness of the Ram with the lack of planning demonstrated by the Fish, which basically means you adhere fiercely to your “amazing plan” of having no plan at all.
MARCH 21
A March 21st Aries thinks of him- or herself as a role model to others and will take every opportunity to explain the decisions and the thought-process that led them there. They consider themselves a success story that others can live up to, but somehow miss everyone rolling their eyes behind their back every time they break out another “life lesson.”
MARCH 22
Your partner is lucky to be with you, right March 22nd-er? I mean, without being rude or cruel, look at you… and then look at him or her. They won the Love Lotto. Unfortunately, this type of egotism will probably destroy all your relationships. Fortunately, you’re better off without ‘em, right? Really, who needs ‘em? William Shatner, who played Captain Kirk in the famously nerdy Star Trek series, was born on this date and has been married four times. So, truly, if you were born on this date, you should never settle for anyone who doesn’t recognize how incredibly lucky he or she is.
MARCH 23
On March 23, 1755, American Patrick Henry uttered the famous words, “Give me liberty, or give me death,” referring to the British rule of the States. An Aries born on March 23 feels much the same way… the open road or a closed coffin. They have a tendency to make declarative, bold, sweeping statements that may come back to bite his or her bottom.
MARCH 24
Magician Harry Houdini was born on this date in 1874. Houdini was an incredibly creative magician, and a master entertainer. March 24th natives also need to pursue creative careers or they’ll find themselves stifled, bored, and unproductive. Romantically, they tend to take after Houdini, too, and when they tire of a love affair—poof—they simply disappear.
MARCH 25
People born on March 25 are more shy than their Ram brethren, and at social events and family functions they might remain quiet and listen more than they participate. Get a March 25th-er on to a stage, however, and all bets are off. Take famous performers Sir Elton John and Aretha Franklin, for example. They both share this birth date, and while they are understated and underwhelming during one-on-one conversations by many reports, they certainly put on excellent live performances.
MARCH 26
While most Aries rarely know what insecurity means, people born on March 26 live in a perpetual state of terror that they will be found out as frauds. They have always employed the “fake it until you make it” method of self-improvement and have essentially faked themselves into a corner. They often find themselves scrambling to retrace their steps and master essential tasks that they somehow neglected to learn along the way.
MARCH 27
If it seems like people born on March 27th have egos that are completely out of control, you are not crazy. They think that their contribution to the world is truly peerless and they need everyone else to recognize this fact. Two famous divas, Mariah Carey and Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, were born on this date, and have consistently made headlines with reports of their completely egocentric behavior. While many people find self-affirmations helpful, March 27th natives may need to employ self-disaffirmations to avoid infuriating their friends and family.
MARCH 28
March 28thers change their minds, and jobs, and interests, and hobbies fast. One day they’re into knitting, the next day they’re into sailing. One day they are happy with their job at the bank branch, the next they’re bartending at a local watering hole. Pop sensation Lady Gaga was born on this day, and her wild, unpredictable costume changes are a microcosm of the entire life’s work for most people who share her birth date.
MARCH 29
Rams are ordinarily very strong, both mentally and physically, but people born on March 29th may be too emotionally frail and nervous to display the usual Aries power. They worry constantly about being able to live up to the expectations of others and find themselves unable to sleep and sometimes even have a hard time concentrating at work. Arians won’t enjoy a particularly competitive career for this reason, and might enjoy working as a life coach, though they may scare away clients by honestly confessing what a stressful mess their own life is.
MARCH 30
March 30th natives are not particularly choosy when it comes to life mates. They can make do with almost anyone they get along with, so they’ll most probably end up hitched to the most convenient