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CAROLINE. You believe good of every one, Jane. It is a great fault.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Do you really, really think, Lady Caroline, that one should believe evil of every one?

      LADY CAROLINE. I think it is much safer to do so, Lady Stutfield. Until, of course, people are found out to be good. But that requires a great deal of investigation nowadays.

      LADY STUTFIELD. But there is so much unkind scandal in modern life.

      LADY CAROLINE. Lord Illingworth remarked to me last night at dinner that the basis of every scandal is an absolutely immoral certainty.

      KELVIL. Lord Illingworth is, of course, a very brilliant man, but he seems to me to be lacking in that fine faith in the nobility and purity of life which is so important in this century.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Yes, quite, quite important, is it not?

      KELVIL. He gives me the impression of a man who does not appreciate the beauty of our English home-life. I would say that he was tainted with foreign ideas on the subject.

      LADY STUTFIELD. There is nothing, nothing like the beauty of home-life, is there?

      KELVIL. It is the mainstay of our moral system in England, Lady

       Stutfield. Without it we would become like our neighbours.

      LADY STUTFIELD. That would be so, so sad, would it not?

      KELVIL. I am afraid, too, that Lord Illingworth regards woman simply as a toy. Now, I have never regarded woman as a toy. Woman is the intellectual helpmeet of man in public as in private life. Without her we should forget the true ideals. [Sits down beside LADY STUTFIELD.]

      LADY STUTFIELD. I am so very, very glad to hear you say that.

      LADY CAROLINE. You a married man, Mr. Kettle?

      SIR JOHN. Kelvil, dear, Kelvil.

      KELVIL. I am married, Lady Caroline.

      LADY CAROLINE. Family?

      KELVIL. Yes.

      LADY CAROLINE. How many?

      KELVIL. Eight.

      [LADY STUTFIELD turns her attention to LORD ALFRED.]

      LADY CAROLINE. Mrs. Kettle and the children are, I suppose, at the seaside? [SIR JOHN shrugs his shoulders.]

      KELVIL. My wife is at the seaside with the children, Lady

       Caroline.

      LADY CAROLINE. You will join them later on, no doubt?

      KELVIL. If my public engagements permit me.

      LADY CAROLINE. Your public life must be a great source of gratification to Mrs. Kettle.

      SIR JOHN. Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

      LADY STUTFIELD. [To LORD ALFRED.] How very, very charming those gold-tipped cigarettes of yours are, Lord Alfred.

      LORD ALFRED. They are awfully expensive. I can only afford them when I’m in debt.

      LADY STUTFIELD. It must be terribly, terribly distressing to be in debt.

      LORD ALFRED. One must have some occupation nowadays. If I hadn’t my debts I shouldn’t have anything to think about. All the chaps I know are in debt.

      LADY STUTFIELD. But don’t the people to whom you owe the money give you a great, great deal of annoyance?

      [Enter Footman.]

      LORD ALFRED. Oh, no, they write; I don’t.

      LADY STUTFIELD. How very, very strange.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. Ah, here is a letter, Caroline, from dear Mrs. Arbuthnot. She won’t dine. I am so sorry. But she will come in the evening. I am very pleased indeed. She is one of the sweetest of women. Writes a beautiful hand, too, so large, so firm. [Hands letter to LADY CAROLINE.]

      LADY CAROLINE. [Looking at it.] A little lacking in femininity,

       Jane. Femininity is the quality I admire most in women.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. [Taking back letter and leaving it on table.] Oh! she is very feminine, Caroline, and so good too. You should hear what the Archdeacon says of her. He regards her as his right hand in the parish. [Footman speaks to her.] In the Yellow Drawing-room. Shall we all go in? Lady Stutfield, shall we go in to tea?

      LADY STUTFIELD. With pleasure, Lady Hunstanton. [They rise and proceed to go off. SIR JOHN offers to carry LADY STUTFIELD’S cloak.]

      LADY CAROLINE. John! If you would allow your nephew to look after

       Lady Stutfield’s cloak, you might help me with my workbasket.

      [Enter LORD ILLINGWORTH and MRS. ALLONBY.]

      SIR JOHN. Certainly, my love. [Exeunt.]

      MRS. ALLONBY. Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other people’s husbands.

      MRS. ALLONBY. I should have thought Lady Caroline would have grown tired of conjugal anxiety by this time! Sir John is her fourth!

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. So much marriage is certainly not becoming. Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Twenty years of romance! Is there such a thing?

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. Not in our day. Women have become too brilliant. Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Or the want of it in the man.

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. You are quite right. In a Temple every one should be serious, except the thing that is worshipped.

      MRS. ALLONBY. And that should be man?

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. Women kneel so gracefully; men don’t.

      MRS. ALLONBY. You are thinking of Lady Stutfield!

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. I assure you I have not thought of Lady

       Stutfield for the last quarter of an hour.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Is she such a mystery?

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. She is more than a mystery - she is a mood.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Moods don’t last.

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. It is their chief charm.

      [Enter HESTER and GERALD.]

      GERALD. Lord Illingworth, every one has been congratulating me, Lady Hunstanton and Lady Caroline, and … every one. I hope I shall make a good secretary.

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. You will be the pattern secretary, Gerald.

       [Talks to him.]

      MRS. ALLONBY. You enjoy country life, Miss Worsley?

      HESTER. Very much indeed.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Don’t find yourself longing for a London dinner-party?

      HESTER. I dislike London dinner-parties.

      MRS. ALLONBY. I adore them. The clever people never listen, and the stupid people never talk.

      HESTER. I think the stupid people talk a great deal.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Ah, I never