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CAROLINE. That is a very wonderful opening for so young a man as you are, Mr. Arbuthnot.

      GERALD. It is indeed, Lady Caroline. I trust I shall be able to show myself worthy of it.

      LADY CAROLINE. I trust so.

      GERALD. [To HESTER.] YOU have not congratulated me yet, Miss

       Worsley.

      HESTER. Are you very pleased about it?

      GERALD. Of course I am. It means everything to me - things that were out of the reach of hope before may be within hope’s reach now.

      HESTER. Nothing should be out of the reach of hope. Life is a hope.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. I fancy, Caroline, that Diplomacy is what Lord Illingworth is aiming at. I heard that he was offered Vienna. But that may not be true.

      LADY CAROLINE. I don’t think that England should be represented abroad by an unmarried man, Jane. It might lead to complications.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. You are too nervous, Caroline. Believe me, you are too nervous. Besides, Lord Illingworth may marry any day. I was in hopes he would have married lady Kelso. But I believe he said her family was too large. Or was it her feet? I forget which. I regret it very much. She was made to be an ambassador’s wife.

      LADY CAROLINE. She certainly has a wonderful faculty of remembering people’s names, and forgetting their faces.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. Well, that is very natural, Caroline, is it not? [To Footman.] Tell Henry to wait for an answer. I have written a line to your dear mother, Gerald, to tell her your good news, and to say she really must come to dinner.

      [Exit Footman.]

      GERALD. That is awfully kind of you, Lady Hunstanton. [To

       HESTER.] Will you come for a stroll, Miss Worsley?

      HESTER. With pleasure [Exit with GERALD.]

      LADY HUNSTANTON. I am very much gratified at Gerald Arbuthnot’s good fortune. He is quite a PROTEGE of mine. And I am particularly pleased that Lord Illingworth should have made the offer of his own accord without my suggesting anything. Nobody likes to be asked favours. I remember poor Charlotte Pagden making herself quite unpopular one season, because she had a French governess she wanted to recommend to every one.

      LADY CAROLINE. I saw the governess, Jane. Lady Pagden sent her to me. It was before Eleanor came out. She was far too good-looking to be in any respectable household. I don’t wonder Lady Pagden was so anxious to get rid of her.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. Ah, that explains it.

      LADY CAROLINE. John, the grass is too damp for you. You had better go and put on your overshoes at once.

      SIR JOHN. I am quite comfortable, Caroline, I assure you.

      LADY CAROLINE. You must allow me to be the best judge of that,

       John. Pray do as I tell you.

      [SIR JOHN gets up and goes off.]

      LADY HUNSTANTON. You spoil him, Caroline, you do indeed!

      [Enter MRS. ALLONBY and LADY STUTFIELD.]

      [To MRS. ALLONBY.] Well, dear, I hope you like the park. It is said to be well timbered.

      MRS. ALLONBY. The trees are wonderful, Lady Hunstanton.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Quite, quite wonderful.

      MRS. ALLONBY. But somehow, I feel sure that if I lived in the country for six months, I should become so unsophisticated that no one would take the slightest notice of me.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. I assure you, dear, that the country has not that effect at all. Why, it was from Melthorpe, which is only two miles from here, that Lady Belton eloped with Lord Fethersdale. I remember the occurrence perfectly. Poor Lord Belton died three days afterwards of joy, or gout. I forget which. We had a large party staying here at the time, so we were all very much interested in the whole affair.

      MRS. ALLONBY. I think to elope is cowardly. It’s running away from danger. And danger has become so rare in modern life.

      LADY CAROLINE. As far as I can make out, the young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.

      MRS. ALLONBY. The one advantage of playing with fire, Lady Caroline, is that one never gets even singed. It is the people who don’t know how to play with it who get burned up.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Yes; I see that. It is very, very helpful.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. I don’t know how the world would get on with such a theory as that, dear Mrs. Allonby.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Ah! The world was made for men and not for women.

      MRS. ALLONBY. Oh, don’t say that, Lady Stutfield. We have a much better time than they have. There are far more things forbidden to us than are forbidden to them.

      LADY STUTFIELD. Yes; that is quite, quite true. I had not thought of that.

      [Enter SIR JOHN and MR. KELVIL.]

      LADY HUNSTANTON. Well, Mr. Kelvil, have you got through your work?

      KELVIL. I have finished my writing for the day, Lady Hunstanton. It has been an arduous task. The demands on the time of a public man are very heavy nowadays, very heavy indeed. And I don’t think they meet with adequate recognition.

      LADY CAROLINE. John, have you got your overshoes on?

      SIR JOHN. Yes, my love.

      LADY CAROLINE. I think you had better come over here, John. It is more sheltered.

      SIR JOHN. I am quite comfortable, Caroline.

      LADY CAROLINE. I think not, John. You had better sit beside me.

       [SIR JOHN rises and goes across.]

      LADY STUTFIELD. And what have you been writing about this morning,

       Mr. Kelvil?

      KELVIL. On the usual subject, Lady Stutfield. On Purity.

      LADY STUTFIELD. That must be such a very, very interesting thing to write about.

      KELVIL. It is the one subject of really national importance, nowadays, Lady Stutfield. I purpose addressing my constituents on the question before Parliament meets. I find that the poorer classes of this country display a marked desire for a higher ethical standard.

      LADY STUTFIELD. How quite, quite nice of them.

      LADY CAROLINE. Are you in favour of women taking part in politics,

       Mr. Kettle?

      SIR JOHN. Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

      KELVIL. The growing influence of women is the one reassuring thing in our political life, Lady Caroline. Women are always on the side of morality, public and private.

      LADY STUTFIELD. It is so very, very gratifying to hear you say that.

      LADY HUNSTANTON. Ah, yes! - the moral qualities in women - that is the important thing. I am afraid, Caroline, that dear Lord Illingworth doesn’t value the moral qualities in women as much as he should.

      [Enter LORD ILLINGWORTH.]

      LADY STUTFIELD. The world says that Lord Illingworth is very, very wicked.

      LORD ILLINGWORTH. But what world says that, Lady Stutfield? It must be the next world. This world and I are on excellent terms. [Sits down beside MRS. ALLONBY.]

      LADY