Kulelo yingxenye yemasheleni, imisindo ye-Arutun yokudonsela umuntu ngenkani ibingaxazululeki.
– IHarutun idonsela omunye umuntu futhi. wathuka uKlop kuye wagqolozela iwashi lakhe. – Hawu, yo-mayo! Ngabe sekuphele ubusuku obuthathu?!
UHarutun uvele emnyango wasekhishini wababaza:
– Ngena! Ngayibamba! – futhi waphonswa phakathi kwendoda endala, eyachitha iminyaka engamashumi amathathu nesishiyagalombili ezigodini. Lokhu kwabonakala kuma-tattoos emzimbeni wonke. Ama-tattoos akhe afudumala njengehembe, futhi ngakho-ke wayehamba kuphela ezingubeni zakhe, futhi nasebusika. Ikhehla liyazizela lilindele ukushaywa.
– Kuyini? kubuza uKlop.
– Wooh, apchi, le shnir yona le hemp ishubile kudoti, yaze yasayina nogogo uKhiye. – U-Arutun uncike kule jamb ngasesinqeni sakhe.
– Yebo?! – umangele uKlop. – Futhi, yini futhi ukuthi uyasihlikihla?
– Yebo, noma kanjani, wadonsa ihlazo elinje, – futhi wakhipha ibhola le-hashi ephakeme ephaketheni lakhe.
– Ngabe konke lokho? – Welula isandla sakhe wathatha ibhola. Wayijika ebusweni, waquleka, wayiphonsa. – Iminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu izodonsa. Hlukana. Hawu, uthini wena gogo?
– Unamanga. – ikhehla liginqike phansi. – akuyona into yami.
– Futhi ngobani? i-apchi.
– Okwakho, kuyena.. futhi kusenga kithi, mina noClaudia sivele sangena emabhusha. Ngokuvamile, leli hhashi shit.
– Yini? – Kuqhume i-Intsephalopath. – Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi ihhashi lenzeni endaweni yokulahla udoti, yotha utshani, elingakhuli lapho? Noma amagiya? Futhi i-hemp yayidla, impilo yayigcwele ukushisa, umniniyo – i-schmuck, ngakho-ke yanquma ukukhohlwa. Futhi-ke kuyabekezela.
– Cha, ngakhumbula. Kwakudlula umalusi. Wathatha isikhwama noma wasihlikihla wahamba. Futhi yini? Kuyathandwa, ngaphandle kwezokuphepha, kepha ayikho imali yokushintshana. Futhi ngakho-ke ngifuna ukukhohlwa. Ngakho-ke umalusi wangena.
– Fuck, uthi? – Isinambuzane sikhuphukele esihlalweni. – Akunzima ukuhlola emtholampilo ekuseni.
«Ulalele bani, Mnumzane, apchi,» kukhubazekile uHarutun. – Kwakunje: ugogo Klava uhamba nqunu, wonke ugcotshwe ngophethiloli jelly, wena, ngoba behluleka ukumbopha umhlane wakhe? Ngagijimisa imfucumfucu, ngilahleka kumabhasi e-hemp.
– Ukugijima? -amkhanyisile umdala.
– Ekuqaleni umtshengisile, kepha umomotheka, futhi usengowesifazane, yize emdala. Nasezihlahleni awuzange wehle, futhi usakaze uthuli oluhle kakhulu olunamathele ngommese emzimbeni wakhe, walunamathela ebholeni. Futhi uphonse ummese lapho futhi ekuseni sizoyithola kanye neminwe yakho kuyo, nakuthi lokugwaza ngommese – okuwukuthi, dope.
Ikhehla lilele buthule limangele. Ngemuva kwakho konke, konke njengoba kusikiselwe yinguqulo yeHarutun?!
– Futhi ukuthi namanje awukawumbeki kanjani umlenze wakhe, isiwula esidala. Ngemuva kwakho konke, yonke imishini yedolobhana isuka ezikhathini zezikhathi zokugcina isikhova.
– UVo uthe! -u-Bedbug waziqhenya ngabangaphansi kwakhe. -Ukubeke kuphi lokhu, uzakwethu?
– Mina, ngizibonele uqobo, bengifuna ukuyikhipha kuselula yami, kepha ibhethri belifile.
– Uxolo. – UKlop wabubula.
– Yini ngempela? Apchi. kubuza uKlop.
– Kuyadabukisa ukuthi ibhethri lifile. -Ngilahle izinyembezi izinyembezi esihlalweni sami ngahambahamba ngasendlini yonke. – Akudingeki ngithuthe ubuchopho bami.
– Yebo, konke lokhu okungenangqondo, umphathi. UShits udonswe ihhashi, futhi uma kungenjalo, angibanjwanga zibomvu futhi konke lapha sekudluliselwe embikweni wekota wenkokhelo. – waphetha ikhehla waqala wasukuma.
– Hlala, i-apchi, i-bastard! – ushaye uHarutun ixhegu. – sizokwenzanjani, Patron?
– Lokhu kuwukusebenzisa kabi igunya! – ikhehla lalithukuthele.
– Futhi uthule! U-Ottila wakhonkotha. -Examination izokhombisa. Unecala, futhi uma ufuna ukuya ku-zone, uzohlala kuze kube sekuseni lapho kufika isazi sezisebenzi. Noma, ngikunikeza amahora ayikhulu omsebenzi ekhaya. igceke.
– Kulapho? – kubuza ikhehla ngezikibha ezilele phansi ekhishini.
– Sukuma uyisuse, iboshwe. UHarutun uzokuchazela konke ngendlela. Yebo, Harutun, ngicishe ngakhohlwa: thatha izono eziphuma kuye ngokusuka enhliziyweni uma ungahlelanga umsebenzi, thola ummese, ungaluthinti ngezandla zakho, uligoqe esikhwameni. Futhi wena, endala, uma uzosebenzela ngokukhazimula, uzokubiza kuphela isentimitha sezingulube.
– Kuphela, okwamanje? – ikhehla lalithukuthele. – Ngizoyithola kuphi?
– Shut up, apchi, lapho iBoss lenza isinqumo.
– Uh, ngendlela, ungayinquma. Iya, kusasa ngehora lesithupha, izimayini ziqala. Yebo, uthathe ithambo lamazinyo nawe, ngizokutholela isitsha. Bheka, uzodla nenja naye. Uma iPolkan ivuma. Uzolala endlini yokugeza.
– Futhi ingabe izwi lokugcina lingaba? – kubuza umkhulu.
– Qhubeka!
– Futhi ubani ozoyala?
– Mina nje. Qhubeka. Futhi ungakhohlwa nge-boar…
U-Ancephalopath waholela ikhehla ekuphumeni lisuka endaweni enamandla laya ngokushesha kwaBoss.
– Yini, thina? apchi!
– Yini? Ingabe ungumlingani, umlutha wezidakamizwa?
– Cha, unjani. Kodwa ngacabanga ukuthi, apchi, kuyadingeka ukwenza ukuhlolwa?! Futhi masinyane.. Futhi ke … – UHarutun wangabaza.
– Bese kuthiwani? Sour? – Ukuhlola i-bash kusuka kuzo zonke izinhlangothi kubuzwe u-Ottil.
– Cha. Kepha ubuchwepheshe. Ngemuva kwakho konke, isinqumo sesivele sedlulisiwe?!
– Ubani? Ijaji?
– Cha, apchi, ngawe, futhi unelungelo lesinqumo sangaphambi kwecala lamacala amancane, ikakhulukazi ngaphambi kokulala nje…
– Yebo, woza, kepha kungenxa yesiphetho esisebenzayo.
Bashaya ugwayi bahlala phansi ukubhema.
UMorning wayesondela futhi bahlala etafuleni futhi babonisana njengoHolmes noWatson, kakhulu njengoba uHolmes wabhema i-opium futhi lokhu akuzange kumvimbele ekufinyeleleni iziphetho zokuzinikela. Kepha uWatson usanda kuphuza i-whisky, i-cherry, imfishane, njengeLestrade, futhi ngenxa yalokhu babefutheka futhi benqunywe ngaphansi kweSherlock. I-Alcohol iqeda ingqondo, ngakho-ke uHulumeni wezwe uvumela, akhuze futhi anqabele ukuhluma emhlabeni. Kepha isiwula asidingi ukudla lutho. Yingoba uyisiwula futhi akasazi silinganiso. Kepha bobabili babephikisana futhi kulokhu bakhuluma kanjena.
– Umkhankaso lapha edolobhaneni, othile watshala uChuy hemp futhi wagcwala idolobhana. – Qala i-Bedbug.
– Kepha ubani? i-apchi, idot noma indoda endala? – kuqhubeka uHarutun.
– Noma mhlawumbe umuntu wesithathu? Futhi laba bangaba kuphela ngofakazi balokho okwenzekile futhi banquma ukuya phambili, sebezamile.
– I-Toad, i-apchi.
– Yini, isigaxa?
– Igama lexhegu, apchi, – Toad.
– Ithuluzi? Heh. Kukhale i-Toad… I-Toad emhlophe ngokuhlonipha i-swan emhlophe.
– Yini? i-apchi.
– Cha, akukho lutho. Well, yini, go?!.. Kepha cha. Linda… Woza, udle ndawonye?!
UHarutun wavula amehlo akhe futhi wakhipha ulimi lwakhe kancane ngokumangala.
– AYiphikisani? kubuza yena, emoyizela ngamehlo amabi e-Ottil. – Awudlanga usuku lonke nobusuku ngokwezinhlelo zemilutha eqhutshwa?
– Yebo,