– Khipha ku-internet low size. Yimi lo. Yini uma?!
– Ngiyaqonda, mnumzane.
– Ngabe uBaba Klava uzokwazi ukusebenza?
– Impela. Yize eneminyaka engama-65, ulima njenge-bulldozer. Kodwa Idot?! Kuzoba nezinkinga.
– Ngeke. Ngizomheha naye.
– Futhi imali kubo bonke, ngokulinganayo?
– Wena ngaphezulu, kepha ngemuva kwamahora amahle.
– Futhi uma senza, futhi ngeke sisebenze iwashi elihle?
– Thola i-Chirp kimi, futhi isijeziso asinikeziwe. Umsebenzi omningi.
– Kodwa yini ukwakha?
– Ingulube idinga ukwandiswa. Ngifuna ukuba nezingulube. Well, so, izandla on?
Indoda endala yakhungatheka.
– Yebo, uma ngaphansi kwale mibandela, izingcezu ezintathu.
– Uneminyaka emine, futhi ungakhohlwa ngethemu.
«Lokho nalokho,» anikine ikhanda, emoyizela esibayeni, «ngiyavuma.»
– Ngemuva kwalokho savuma. Ngabe uzokhokha. Ngikunika imali, kepha futhi ufuna, uyinqume, Toad?
– Ooooh, mina?! Umbuzo ofanele, umphathi, ake sikwenze!! – Indoda endala yathatha umoya ejulile yabeka omunye ugwayi. – Ngakho-ke, ngithanda ukufana nenduna?!
– Kubukeka sengathi.
– Futhi kufanele iqale nini?
– Futhi ngisho namanje, ngizosho ku-Arutun okulethwa ngu-Idota noGogo Klavka. Nangu u-Idot.
– Khumbula i-moron, uzovela.
Kuvele u-Idot emnyango.
– , Ngabe ubulethe ini? -Bedbug baphendukela ku-Kid.
– Ngukheshi.
– Malini?
– Izicucu ezimbalwa zanele?
– Kwanele, kepha akupheleli. Uzomsiza omdala, uzokuchazela konke.
– Kulokhu? Hawu, umphathi, uyavuza.
– Ngizokhipha iso lakho manje, uphendule nge-bazaar, udwebe? -uthi iToad iphuthume nePitchfork, ababengekude, e-Idot.
– Linda! – Ngithole isibhamu somoya se-Idot. – Manje ngizodubula amaqanda.
– Ahhh? Unaso yini isibhamu?
– Konke kusemthethweni, iNhloko. Ubaba wanikela. Lapha kusuka kwiminenke enjalo.
– Awukwesabi? Ulapha uboshiwe. Ngingakwazi ukufonela ubaba wami? Ngeke akwenze uvuye, kepha uzokunikeza amapayipi, uzowakhumbula ngokuphila. Futhi ulitholile kuphi lelo Toad ligcwele izimbobo?
– Yebo, wonke umuntu uyakhuluma edolobhaneni.
– Yini oyikhuphayo, ubuso beKalbit. Kungani bengasho ipiss emehlweni ami?
– Ngakho-ke, yehlisa umoya bese usebenza, uma ungafuni izinkinga… Konke… Kuthule! Ngithe: uzosebenza endaweni, inkathi!!! – Umkhuzi jikelele wesifunda uKlop Ottila Aligadzhievich wamemeza egcekeni lonke.
– Ngakho yazh uyahlanya? – amangale Idot.
– Kulungile. Ake siqale kwasekuqaleni: Uhlobo luni lwesiqu?
– eyami. Lokho wukuthi, ubaba wanikela.
– Ingabe ikhona imvume?
– Kukhona.
– Bheka. Kepha awuzange uthukuthelele umbuso, ngakho-ke uqashe umshayeli ugandaganda ozolima le hemp. Futhi uzosebenza ithemu naye.
– Futhi lapha ngeke. Ngeke uveze ubufakazi.
– Ngeke ngifakaze? Njengamanje, ku-Intanethi, ngizothumela ukuqoshwa ku-youtube yengxoxo izolo nobaba ngeke asize.
– Ama-Chervonets, kunjalo? – kungezelela ikhehla.
– Futhi uvala i-hailo, i-schmuck! – ukhiphe i-Idot.
– Kuthule, kuthule. Uyabona, i-pimpochka? – U-Ottila wakhomba ekubambeni kokuqala ocingweni. -Le ikhamera yevidiyo. Ungasho sawubona emndenini wakho.
Ingane ayishongo lutho.
– Toto, woza ngehora lezingubo zomsebenzi lapha.
Ungaletha ubaba. Ngiyethemba ukuthi uzokujabulela ukwazi ukuthi wenzani indodana yakhe yokutholwa. Indlalifa! Ungonakalisa idumela lakhe kuze kube phakade.
– Akunasidingo sokutshela ubaba. Ngizosebenza.
– Kuhle lokho. Ekupheleni kokubhaliswa, uzokwamukela nemibhoshongo. Futhi utshela uyihlo ukuthi uthole umsebenzi nami. Ngiyitholile?
– Yebo.
– Futhi, iya kuGranny Klavka futhi uthi ngimbize ngokuphuthumayo.
– Futhi uma engezi?
– Yithi ngizokubopha kulobu bunzima bomthetho.. Iya.
Ngakho-ke ama-brigade aqoqana futhi aqala ukubuyisa isibaya, okwakungathi ngeva emehlweni, u-Ottila, ngaphambi kokushiswa yi-barbars, wayeseneminyaka emihlanu ebhekene nokuhlaselwa kuka-Isling. Futhi uBedbug akakwazanga noma akafuni ukuthola isikhathi salokhu. Ngokuvamile, u-Ottila wayengumuntu ovilapha, noma kunalokho, kwakulula ngaye ukubamba ibhubesi kunokwakha noma ukuhlanza izinkomo. Ngokushesha u-Arutun weza nommese we-Toad, futhi ngaphandle kwalabo ababanjiwe. Ngokusobala uClaudia uxwayise wonke umuntu noma labo ababekhathele. Ngaphezu kwalokho, abagqugquzeli bomthetho babehamba bezungeza umhlambi bedinga inkomo esencane evele emndenini ocebile waseLidergos. Ukusesha akuzange kuhlale isikhathi eside kanti i-burenka yatholakala esigangeni somndeni omkhulu waseSarikulov. Kepha ukutshala umnikazi womndeni akuzange kusebenze. Wangena ekuphikeni futhi wasola izingane ezingaphansi kweminyaka, bathi, balambile, ukuthi bantshontsha inkomo, futhi umniniyo akazi lutho ngalokho, isizathu siwukuthi kube njalo ngonyaka. UForenka ubuyiselwe, futhi uSarikulov wasatshiswa ukuthi kungekudala uzongena ngendiza ahlale phansi.
APULAZ 3
Ngakusasa ekuseni, u-Ottila wavuka enhliziyweni yamakhubalo aboshwe owesilisa oboshwe ngecala okwakhiwa: Amathuluzi – njengenduna, u-Idot – ongalinganiselwe i-sidekick nogogo uKlawka – izinkanyezi zeqembu.
– Uphose kuphi ibhodi, siwula? -Oral Idot, umgwaze umlenze ngezipikili.
– Futhi yini, yini ozifaka kuyo amabhola? Usele onyaweni lwakho! – Toad wancenga lentokazi ehleka.
– Uyakwenza, jellyfish, uyafa. – U-Idot uphendule ikhehla, – futhi wena, isalukazi, usazophonsa ibhodi ngamazipho, ngiyolifaka embongolweni.
– Bheka, ungazihluphi ngezimpawu, ikakhulukazi kuZhabin! – ama-bass ahlukaniswe ngaphandle kogogo Klava.
– Ngakho-ke, makholwa, ukuthi siyamemeza, kepha akukho ukulwa? – U-Ottila ubuze, emamatheka kahle, owaphuma waya emphemeni.
– Kungani lokhu kwamapulangwe oyisiphukuphuku ubudala bachitheka, mina oqoshiwe emlenzeni wakhe. – Idot waya ngokuya ngesizotha.
– Isidingo Esihle. Lapha nezingane zami ziyahamba.
– Futhi yini, uSara usevele uhamba? – Ugogo uClavka wajabula. – futhi ukukhulelwa kwakhe kuhamba kanjani? awukazali namanje?
– Ngeshwa, kuhamba ngephupho kuphela. – umniniyo wayecindezelekile futhi washeshe wakhungatheka ngenxa yegama elithi «ukhulelwe». – Utheni?
,Ngicela uxolo, kepha ingabe kuyinjabulo?! – Isalukazi sixolise ngokuthobeka.
– Woza, usuvele usulile emsebenzini. Ungaphansi kokuqondisa kukaDkt. Smertiev, uprofesa ovela eSt. «Kodwa angiqondi…» no-Ottila bahlukana ngesikhathi.
– Ukhulelwe kabani? kuqhume isalukazi.
– Wazi kanjani ngokukhulelwa? – bug ebuziwe bug.
– Ngakho-ke isigodi sonke siyazi futhi sazi ngobani.