– Ewe, le yindwendwe, i-apchi, evela eKazakhstan, apho kukho i-chuyka.
– Lithini ivumba?
– Kulungile, i-apchi, intili yeChuiskaya, hemp iyakhula apho.
– Kwaye kwenzeke ntoni apha? -ibuze i-Idota Klop.
– Kwaye uze ntoni apha? -uphendule u-Idot.
– Ngaba uyi-greyhound? Ndizalelwe apha.
Ngaba akujongeka ngathi uza apha? -Yakhomba umnwe kwi-Intsephalopath Patzan.
– Kwaye ebunzini? i-apchi.– yaphosa impumlo yayo kwaye yatshiza iindlovu kwiCaucasian Harutun.
– Ndibuze, Kuze ntoni apha?
– URodaki ususiwe. Khange ndihlale kugula ngokugula apho futhi. -umntu oselula onesithukuthezi.
– Kwaye yintoni, ungamlibali uAnasha? Ukujija?
– Andiqondi ukuba uthetha ukuthini? Ndithi, shit, esula iesile lakhe ngesandla sakhe…
– Kwaye yintoni le ungcolile ngayo? Ayizizo ii-Kents, zonke ziyafana kunye nawe, kwaye ixesha elibhaliweyo… Likhanya elishumi.. Che awuhleki?
– Ubuncinci be-apchi. -wongeze uHarutun. -Ukongeza – ukumelana nabasemagunyeni.
Umntwana udumbile.
– Kwaye yintoni, e-Kazakhstan, abayibeki i-anasha? -U-Ottila utshintshe ithoni yakhe.
– Ewe, njengombandela wokwenyani bayayityale, -Idot irhola impumlo yakhe. -kodwa ndisebenze ngokusemthethweni.
– Yintoni esemthethweni? apchi. -amangalisa uHarutun.
– Hemp iqokelelwe? Ay! – u-Ottila waphinda wabetha enye ngomnwe ngesando.
– Injani? Into ethile wena, apchi, uqhuba ukungabi nanceba, i-schmuck. -UArutun ubethe.
– Ubumbambe phi? -Ibug Klop. -ikude apha?
– Hayi, ngaphakathi endlwini, kwinkunkuma. Apchi, kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, iyakhula apho ngokulinganayo, njengegadi.. Utyalile, apchi, inja?
– Yima, Harutun,.. yiza apha syudy? -ayalelwe uKlop.
Idot wasondela ngokungathandabuzi.
– Hlala phantsi. U-Ottila walatha kwibhakethi elikufutshane wayijikisa, kodwa ngaphandle komgangatho. Wahlala phantsi.
– Yandisa izandla zakho kum, iintende phantsi… Apha. Ngoku, Harutun, yiza nephephandaba.
– Ivelaphi? apchi.
– Buza umfazi wakho..
– I-Pisyunya, ndinike iphephandaba! apchi.
– Ngubani? I-Pisyunya?
I-Apchi, i-apchi, i-apchi … -I-Harutun yajika yabomvu
Idot chu.
– Uhleka ntoni? -U-Ottila waguqukela kwiveranda. «Izolda, yiza nephepha apha!»
– Thatha ngokwakho! Ayinguye umama ondizalayo okhuleleyo! Isolda yaphuphuma.
– Yiya uyifumane. -kwielizwi eliphantsi uthumele ikoporti yeKlop. UHarutun wazisa iphephandaba ngesiqingatha seyure, u-Ottila wayesele ekwazi ukulungelelanisa nezipikili ezilikhulu.
– Ufuna ntoni ukufa? Yiza apha.
U-Ottila uthathe iphephandaba walisasaza kwi-anvil.
– Ntathu. -yalele i-bug
– Zine. -Idot iphendulwe ngendlela ebambekayo.
– Yintoni, ezine?
Kulungile, zintathu – zine-zintlanu…
– Uyandiqhatha? tshiza ezandleni zakho kwaye ezintathu, ezintathu ukuya kwimingxunya. Cima yonke i-shit yakho ezandleni zakho.
– Kutheni?
– Ngaba uyafuna ukubonisa oku kwilabhoratri yesebe lesithili?
– Hayi.
– Ke abathathu apha kwaye ngokukhawuleza.
Umntwana ukhawuleze wafaka ibhola ngethanga wamnika uKlop.
– Ngena? Wow! -mangalisiwe uKlop.
– Ngokukhawuleza waziva, i-apchi, isandla seengcali.
I-Ottila pea egqunywe ngegolide kwigareyi phantsi kwesiqwengana sephepha. Kwaye umlilo umlilo ukukhanya. Iphepha latshisa laza lamisa ipea. I-Ottila ingaxutywanga kwaye yatyhala ipea ngesando. Kukhululwe icuba elinokungcitshwa kwecuba kwaye labuya amanqaku. Itywinwe kwaye igqitywe ekugqibeleni. Ndibeka iphepha eliqingqiweyo lekhadibhodi ukusuka phantsi kwebhokisi yomdlalo kwindawo yokucoca. Kwaye ngolwimi lwakhe wanyibilikisa ingca yecuba wayikhanyisa. I-jamb crunched kunye ne-retraction ngqo encamathele kwimiphunga ye-precinct kwaye wayikhumbula i-Afrika. Iindawo zayo ezivulekileyo kunye nehlathi. Ukudansa phantsi apho kunye ne-papuascas inuka emlonyeni wam. UOlivier ovela kubuchwephesha bomntu omnyama ovela kwisizwe esingumakhelwane oweza ityiwa. Ukulala ngesondo ngemvubu nangaphezulu. Ekugqibeleni, ukhuthuza ngathi yingqamu, wawuphefumla, ngokuthe ngcembe wakhupha umsi we-gin opholileyo. Igazi lakhe lalityetyiswe ngeoksijini eyonwabisayo kwaye waziva ngokungathi ubhabhe kumlo we-zero. Yonke into ejikeleze yayikhanyile kwaye igcwele amandla. Ubuntwana buka-Ottila beza kwaye yonke into ejikeleze yaqala ukonwabisa. Inja yenyuka yaphuma ngaphandle kwebhotile kwaye, ibona ubudenge bomniniyo, yadanisa kwaye yaxhawula umsila wayo.
Ngaba ayikho into oyifunayo?! -Akakhange akhuphe lizwi lakhe, kwaye wayisa icuba e-Intsephalopath. -on Harutun, bambelela. Njengengcali, fumana umahluko phakathi kwe-shit kunye ne-shal.
– Kwaye andizange ndiyitshaye. Apchi. Andazi njani.
– Ingcuba, sukuwukhupha umsi. Ndithi, musa ukuwufaka ngokupheleleyo emlonyeni wakho, shiya umsantsa wokubonelela umoya kwimiphunga kwaye udonsa, ukudonsa ungavumeli ukuphuma. Yikhuphe kwaye uyiva ngaphakathi kwakho.
U-Harutun uhambe kancinci kwaye wathatha i-jamb. Watshaya, njengoko umphathi wayeyalele. Emva komzuzwana, waguquka waba yimifuno kwaye uthe cwaka njenge turkey.
– Nika umntwana. -U-Ottila walibala kwaye wayalela uHarutun. -Beka ihlaya phambi kwentolongo … – emva kwesiqingatha seyure u-Ottila uqhubeke -Arutun, all. Uhamba ngantoni?
– Ah? Nika.. -ba umntu omdala washukuma weza ezingqondweni. Uye wema etshaya. U-Idot wayithatha le jamb, wakhukhumala kwaye wayinika isithili. Waqala umjikelo wesibini, kwaye kwangoko i-Incephalopath yayigqiba isithende.
– Kulungile, yintoni? – yeka i-Bedbug. – umsi? Utshaya ntoni, nyana?
– Belomor. -Ndifumene ipakethi yeIdot ndathatha icuba ngalinye kunye nam. Ikhutshiwe. Bathatha kwaye batshaya.
– Kulungile, ndixelele indlela oyenze ngayo ngokusemthethweni i-hemp? – Qalisa i-Bedbug.
– Heh, ungandixelela ekuqaleni ukuba umtyumbele njani ngokusemthethweni? -wongeze uHarutun.
– Njengo, heh. -iphawulwe i-Idot. -kutrektara.
– Yintoni oyitshutshisayo, salaga? -IHarutun igcwele. -Kugqalwa kwitrektara. Hlala phantsi, bastard! Ngobomi!!!
– Ewe, hlala phantsi, wena, kungenjalo ume njengegwegwe. Apho, Hlala kwiveranda. -ndicetyisiwe ukuba uBug bu bube nobumbano.
– Ngamafutshane, i-joke yayisenzeka. -siqalo se-Idot.
– Kwaye wafunda bani? ubuze uKlop.
– Ewe, ngumqhubi wetraktha. Ewe, bathumela kwizicwangciso, i-hemp yokucoca iintambo. I-tarpaulin ye-UAZ yakho ivela kwiintambo ze-hemp.
Nantsi indlela? -mangalisiwe u-Ottila. – kwaye yintoni?
– Ewe, bandibeka kumatshini wokuvuna i-cannabis.
– Kwaye yintoni le? ubuze uKlop.
– Ewe. -Iqinisekiswe yi-Incephalopath.
– Kwaye uyazi phi? -mangalisiwe uKlop.
«Ndisebutsheni bam, Apchi,» waqala uHarutun, kodwa u-Idot uqhubeke:
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