– Makhe sihambe. Kwaye, ngequbuliso bayithengisa?
Babesaphuma eMos. IBana kwiNevsky Prospect. Dvizhuha. U-Ottila waya kutatazala emi ecaleni kwendlela wabuza:
– Kwaye apho i-fuck. Inkonzo yaseKazan?
– Nah?
– Yiyo: ibekwe.
– awunguye owaseRussia? undwendwe okanye umsebenzi olundwendwe?
– Hayi. Ndingu precinct.
– ndiyabona. Uhambe kwiNevsky, usiya kwiPalato Square kwaye kwicala lasekhohlo uya kubona iKati.
– Enkosi. Impilo kuwe nakubantwana bakho … -Ngaphambi kokuba i-Bedbug ibonge kwaye yahamba ne-Incephalopath ecaleni kwendlela.
Ityala lagqitywa ngempumelelo. Isikhumbuzo sasibuyiselwa endaweni yaso kwaye sabekwa phantsi komlindo kunye nokuhlolwa kwevidiyo.
I-Bedbug kunye ne-Incephalopath zifunyenwe kuMbulelo waseMarshall ngendlela yebhaso kunye nokulungela ukulindela ishishini elitsha.
U-Bedbug wayehleli e-ofisini yakhe, encokola no-Incefalapat, benomfazi nabantwana, bathetha malunga nokufika kwezi ndawo, beshiya iinkcukacha zokuphoxeka okwenzeke ngexesha lophando. Ewe, izinto ezilusizi zazishiywe kwaye zathatyathelw ’indawo ngezenzo zobugorha bobuqhetseba… Ngamafutshane, bahleka nge-bang…
CASE №2
INJONGO YEBHODI
I-APULAZ 1
Yadlula iminyaka emihlanu yobomi bokuzibandakanya befama kunye kwaye u-Ottila waqala ukunxila nge-Intsefalapatom, ngokuchanekileyo ngakumbi, wathengisa ngoKlop ngabom ukuze athathe umfazi wakhe. Kwaye i-Bug engqondweni, ilungele. Ewe, kwaye uMarshall akazange abize.
– Ewe, ndiza kuzibandakanya. -fake isikhonkwane ngesandla sakhe sasekhohlo, kunye nesando kwisirhubuluzi sakhe, apho izikhonkwane zihonjiswe khona, ngesandla sakhe sasekunene ukuze zisetyenziswe. Wothuswa yi-chime «yentsimbi» kwaye wothuka … – Kwaye ukuba uyandithumela? -U-Ottila wavavanya intendelezo yendlu yakhe, eyayiphambi kwakhe: isango eliphambi kwakhe, igumbi lokuhlambela lasekunene nenja egada inkundla igadle umniniyo isuka kumngxunya oxhonywe ecaleni kwecala.
– Polkan! Watsho uOttila ekhwaza. Inja yawavala amehlo ayo. -Kel, – inja yajija indlebe yakhe, -Jyat, jyat! -Inja ivale amehlo ayo ngepipi yayo, -Kel Manda, Katyam James! -Inja yakhwela yangena enqanaweni. – Apha, bitch! -KwaseRussia, uKlop wayecaphukile. Yayicaphukile, kodwa yayingacaphuki. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, abafazi bayakhutyekiswa, kwaye amadoda ayacaphuka, yena noyise bacinga. Kodwa wayecaphukile kwaye ethathe ilitye kucingo lwebhedi yeentyatyambo.
– Polkan. -iiboms, yathatha yesibini, kwaye yaqengqeleka kuqala -Palkan!! -i-boom, boom, -Polkan!!! -i-booms, booms, booms, – Phumani ngaphandle kwebastard!!!! -iintsimbi, iitshini, iitshini, iitshini, iitshini, njalo njalo, kude kube kuphele amatye kumda weentyatyambo.
– Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! – Inja ikhonkxile entlungwini kwaye ikhala. Nditsho nabamelwane beva iinyembezi. U-Ottila wayehlalisana yedwa kwaye ekhupha ioksijini kwimiphunga yakhe. Ngapha koko, uphononongo lwalumbona emva kocingo, kwaye ngasekhohlo-indlela yokungena kwinxalenye yokuhlala kule ndlu.
– Ottila, beza kuwe! -khwaze esandeni sika-Isolde. Ibug ijike. Inkosikazi ime ngxi kumnyango wangaphambili. Ukusuka phantsi kwengubo, ubuso obuhle buka-Izi buvele ngesiquphe. Wayesele elishumi elinesixhenxe. Uye wancuma kamnandi ngamehlo eCaucasus.
– Wenza ntoni apho? -ambuza utata otyhafileyo – utata ongutata webhayoloji.
– Kulungile, phuma phantsi kwengubo! -Ubeze isandla entloko wazityhalela kuye ngokwakhe. UBhaka unyamalale.
– Biza apha. U-Ottila waphendula kwaye, ethatha isikhonkwane kwisandla sakhe sasekhohlo, waqala ukuyilungisa ngesando.
Ukusuka kude kwigumbi apho kukho i-eerie, buthuntu. Kungekudala, u-Incephalopath wavela, ehambisa esi saphuli-mthetho ngentloko yentamo. Uye wayirhuqa kwiveranda wayiphosa embindini weyadi yendlu. Isaphuli-mthetho saqengqeleka njengebhola phakathi.
– Ngubani? -iceliwe, yabulawa lilanga uOttila.
– Apha, apha, ikhaphethini. Oooh! Yenziwe, i-apchi, kwisenzo. Oooh. Oooh.
– Wenza ntoni? -abuza ngokungathandabuzekiyo i-precinct.
– Yena, yena, apchi, kwindawo yokulahla i-hemp rub, i-apchi, iyaqonda.
– Njani? -Ibug iphakamise amehlo ayo kulondoda kwaye ngoomatshini yabetha isithupha sayo ngesando. – Ah, fuck!
– Uyaxoka. -I – Idot evalelweyo yenziwe nguKolomiyytso, unyana kaPankrat, u-Ataman we-Local Cossacks kunye noLondolozo lwasendle.
– Wena, Idot, musa ukubiza, intsimi yatyalwa. Uguqukile, ubetha nje. UKlop ukhonkotha.
– Ewe, andikuhliki! -bhomboloza idot. – «Ukukhaba katata wam kuyakubakho.» – wandiza entlokweni yakhe ecinga.
– Kulungile, siza kumbiza ntoni utata? Apchi, -Yabuza i-Intsephalopath engaphefumliyo.
– Ngaba umkhuphe kwindawo engummelwane? U-Bedbug ubuze kwaye utyiwe ngesando, esonga isikhonkwane.
U-Arutun Karapetovich uthukise intloko, «Hayi, apchi.» -Ulapha, kwindawo yokulahla inkunkuma.
,Kulungile, siza kwenza ntoni? Ah, Idot?? -Ibug yamtshixizisa amazinyo kwaye yaphinda yaqhuba ngomnwe omnye ngesando. -… Vuka!!! Xa ndithetha nawe. Awuyakhi isibungu kuwe, inambuzane, yintoni, uya kwizicwangciso zakho?
– Hayi. -Idot yayeka ukulila, kodwa yayisoyika.
– Wenza ntoni apho? U-Ottila wabuza ngokutyibilikayo, etsala iinkophe ngaphezulu kweeseke zakhe zamehlo kwaye ezincitshisiwe, njengendoda yaseTshayina. -Ukusukelwa? -akhupha uncumo uKlop. -Impendulo! -kwakhala kwangoko nge-Ottila kwakhona.
– Ndi, ndicinga … -Idot yavuma kwaye yajonga eArutun, ilinde i-odolo yokukhutshwa. Kwaye le, «wanikina intloko,» Ndingu-scruff wentamo, ngoko ndiqhekeze ibhulukwe lam, bendingenalo nexesha lokusula iesile lam, nantsi ishit endinayo ebhulukhweni yam kwaye irabha ngamasele. Ngoku iyatshisa.
U-Ottila umile.
– Umzisele ntoni? Uhleli emgama ukusuka kwikhilomitha ukusuka kuye.
– Ke yena, apchi, ndiyonga, uyahlikihla …!? -aphendula u-Intsephalopath. -Jongani iintende, apchi, zithwelwe nge-hash..
– … kunye shit. -ngezwe Idot. -Andizange ndithathe iphepha nam ndosula iesile lam ezintendeni zam.
– Sesiphi isandla? UKlop ubuze ngokungxama.
– Zombini. -Umntwana omalunga neshumi elinesihlanu, o-shaggy kwisitayile se-punk okanye i-schmuck, wavavanya izandla zakhe kwaye ukhethe i-dirtier. -enye le.
– Yiza, Harutun, iphunga. -wabuza uOttila.
– Yintoni? apchi. -ibuze i-Corporate.
– Finyisa isandla sakho kwaye wenze ucoceko kunye nesiphelo sendalo yokwenziwa kwento esetyenziswa esikhumbeni. Ndiyifumene?
U-Incephalopath wanyusa intloko yakhe kwisivumelwano kwaye wahamba engathandabuzi kulomntwana kwaye encwina wazisa isandla sakhe kwimpumlo yakhe. Ndisuse imphunga ebiphume kwisandla sesandla sam ndothuka incam yempumlo, yabe ibhedi yempumlo, emva koko nge-inertia igagasi lidlulela ezintanjeni, ebunzi nasemilebeni, kwaye kucacile ukuba uyiginye kanjani yonke. Isigqoko kunye neminwe yesandla sika-Idot saqiniswa kabukhali, sibambe impumlo ende kakhulu ka-Arutun kwaye sitsala kuye.
UHarutun wabamba inqindi ngesandla zozibini, wasonga ubuso bakhe, wazama ukuyikhupha empumlweni yakhe, kodwa umntwana wayekhe wayihlaziya iminwe yakhe ngequbuliso. UIpephalopath wanikina intloko kwi-esile kwaye waphantse wawa kwi-esile. Uyewaphola wanikezela ngempama kwi-Idot. Yena, owayefumene into engaphezulu kwesinye, wasaba kunye noHarutun, ephosile, walandelwa siserver ngesandla kwaye wawela kwisiti seentyatyambo.
Ewe, iyanuka? kubuza uKlop ehambisa isandla sakhe esincinci kwiqabane lakhe ukuze akwazi ukuphakama.
– Mdaa, apchi. -UArutun