But Weary spied him as his foot touched the ground. “Oh, yuh can’t sneak off like that, old-timer. Yuh stay right outside and help wake ’em up!” he shouted hoarsely.
Cal turned and looked at him keenly; looked also at the erratic movements of the gun, and reconsidered his decision. Joe Meeker could wait.
“Better come on out to camp, Weary,” he said persuasively. “We’re all of us going, right away. Yuh can ride out with us.”
Weary had not yet extracted all the joy there was in the situation. He did not want to ride out to camp; more, he had no intention of doing so. He stood up in the stirrups and declaimed loudly his views upon the subject, and his opinion of any man who proposed such a move, and punctuated his remarks freely with profanity and bullets.
Under cover of Weary’s elocution Pink did a bit of jockeying and got his horse sidling up against Cal. He leaned carelessly upon the saddle-horn and fixed his big, innocent eyes upon Weary’s flushed face.
“He’s pretty cute, if he is full,” he murmured discreetly to Cal. “He won’t let his gun get empty—see? Loads after every third shot, regular. We’ve got to get him so excited he forgets that little ceremony. Once his gun’s empty, he’s all to the bad—we can take him into camp. We’ll try and rush him out uh town anyway, and shoot as we go. It’s our only show—unless we can get him inside and lay him out.”
“Yeah, that’s what we’ll have to do,” Cal assented guardedly. “He’s sure tearing it off in large chunks, ain’t he? I never knew—”
“Here! What you two gazabos making medicine about?” cried Weary suspiciously. “Break away, there. I won’t stand for no side-talks—”
“We’re just wondering if we hadn’t all better adjourn and have something to drink,” said Pink musically, straightening up in the saddle. “Come on—I’m almighty dry.”
“Same here,” said Jack Bates promptly taking the cue, and threw one leg over the cantle. He got no further than that.
“You stay right up on your old bench!” Weary commanded threateningly. “We’re the kings uh the prairie, and we’ll drink on our thrones. That so-many-kinds-of-bar-slave can pack out the dope to us. It’s what he’s there for.”
That settled Pink’s little plan to get him inside where, lined up to the bar, they might—if they were quick enough—get his gun away from him; or, failing that, the warm room and another drink or two would “lay him out” and render him harmless.
Weary, shoving three cartridges dexterously into the chambers in place of those just emptied, shouted to Rusty to bring out the “sheepdip.” The four drew together and attempted further consultation, separated hastily when his eye fell upon them, and waited meekly his further pleasure. They knew better than to rouse his anger against them.
Weary, displeased because Rusty did not immediately respond to his call, sent a shot or two through the window by way of hurrying him.
Whereupon Rusty cautiously opened the door, shoved a tray with bottle and glasses ostentatiously out into the sunlight for a peace offering, and finding that hostilities ceased, came forth in much fear and served them.
They drank solemnly.
“Take another one, darn yuh,” commanded Weary.
They drank again, more solemnly.
The sun beat harshly down upon the deserted street, and upon the bare, tousled, brown head of Weary. The four stared at him uneasily; they had never seen him like this before, and it gave him an odd, unfamiliar air that worried them more than they would have cared to own.
Only Pink refused to lose heart. “Well, come on—let’s wake up these dead ones,” he shouted, drawing his gun and firing into the air. “Get busy, you sleepers! Yip! Cowboys in town!” He wheeled and darted off down the street, shooting and yelling, and the others, with Weary in their midst, followed. At the blacksmith shop, Pink, tacitly the leader of the rescuers, would have gone straight on out of town. But Weary whirled and galloped back, firing merrily into the air. A bit chagrined, Pink wheeled and galloped at his heels, fuming inwardly at the methodical reloading after every third shot. Cal, on the other side, glanced across at Pink, shook his head ruefully and shoved more shells into his smoking gun.
Back and forth from the store at one end of the street to the blacksmith shop at the other they rode, yelling till their throats ached and shooting till their gun-barrels were hot; and Weary kept pace with them and out-yelled and out-shot the most energetic, and never once forgot the little ceremony of shoving in fresh shells after the third shot. Drunk, Weary appeared much more cautious than when sober. Pink grew hot and hoarse, and counted the shots, one, two, three, over and over till his brain grew sick.
On the seventh trip down the street, a sleek, black head appeared for an instant over the top of the board-pile in the hotel yard. A pair of frightened, slant eyes peered out at them. Weary, just about to reload, caught sight of him and gave a whoop of pure joy.
“Lord, how I do hate a Chink!” he cried, and dropped to the ground the three shells in his hand that he might fire the two in his gun.
Pink yelled also. “Nab him, Cal!” and caught his gun arm the instant Weary’s last bullet left the barrel.
Cal leaned and caught Weary round the neck in a close hug. Jack Bates and Happy Jack crowded close, eager to help but finding no place to take hold.
“Now, you blame fool, come along home and quit disgracing the whole community!” cried Cal, half angrily. “Ain’t yuh got any sense at all?”
Weary protested; he swore; he threatened. He was not in the least like his old, sweet-tempered self. He mourned openly because he had no longer a gun that he might slay and spare not. He insisted that he would take much pleasure in killing them all off—especially Pink. He felt that Pink was the greatest traitor in the lot, and said that it would be a special joy to him to see Pink expire slowly and in great pain. He remarked that they would be sorry, before they were through with him, and repeated, many times, the hint that he never forgot a friend or forgave an enemy—and looked darkly at Pink.
“You’re batty,” Pink told him sorrowfully, the while they led him out through the lane. “We’re the best friends yuh got—only yuh don’t appreciate us.”
Weary glared at him through a tangle of brown hair, and remarked further, in tones that one could hear a mile, upon the subject of Pink’s treachery and the particular kind of death he deserved to die.
Pink shrugged his shoulder and grew sulky; then, old friendship growing strong within him, he sought to soothe him.
But Weary absolutely declined to be soothed. Cal, serene in his fancied favoritism, attempted the impossible, and was greeted with language which no man living had ever before heard from the lips of Weary the sunny. Jack Bates and Happy Jack, profiting by his experience, wisely kept silence.
For this, the homeward ride was not the companionable gallop it usually was. They tried to learn from Weary what he had done with Glory, and whence came the mud-colored cayuse with the dim, blotched brand, that he bestrode. They asked also where were the horses he had been sent to bring.
In return, Weary began viciously to dissect their pedigree and general moral characters.
After that, they gave over trying to question or to reason, and the last two miles they rode in utter silence. Weary, tiring of venom that brought no results, subsided gradually into mutterings, and then into sullen silence, so that, save for his personal appearance, they reached camp quite decorously.
Chip met them at the bed wagon, where they slipped dispiritedly off their horses and began to unsaddle—all save Weary; he stared around him, got cautiously to the ground and walked, with that painfully circumspect stride sometimes affected by the intoxicated, over to the cook-tent.