They had just brightened a bit before Patsy’s Sunday breakfast, which included hot-cakes and maple syrup, when the door was pushed quietly open and the Little Doctor came in, followed closely by Miss Martin; an apologetic Little Doctor, who seemed, by her very manner of entering, to implore them not to blame her for the intrusion. Miss Martin was not apologetic. She was disconcertingly eager and glad to meet them, and pathetically anxious to win their favor.
Miss Martin talked, and the Happy Family ate hurriedly and with lowered eyelids. Miss Martin asked questions, and the Happy Family kicked one another’s shins under the table by way of urging someone to reply; for this reason there was a quite perceptible pause between question and answer, and the answer was invariably “the soul of wit”—according to that famous recipe. Miss Martin told them naively all about her hopes and her plans and herself, and about the distant woman’s club that took so great an interest in their welfare, and the Happy Family listened dejectedly and tried to be polite. Also, they did not relish the hot-cakes as usual, and Patsy had half the batter left when the meal was over, instead of being obliged to mix more, as was usually the case.
When they had eaten, the Happy Family filed out decorously and went hastily down to the stables. They did not say much, but they did glance over their shoulders uneasily once or twice.
“The old girl is sure hot on our trail,” Pink remarked when they were safely through the big gate. “She must uh got us mixed up with some Wild West show, in her mind. Josephine!”
“Well, by golly, she don’t improve me,” Slim repeated for about the tenth time.
The horses were all fed and everything tidy for the day, and several saddles were being hauled down significantly from their pegs, when Irish delivered himself of a speech, short but to the point. Irish had been very quiet and had taken no part in the discussion that had waxed hot all that morning.
“Now, see here,” he said in his decided way. “Maybe it didn’t strike you as anything but funny—which it sure is. But yuh want to remember that the old girl has come a dickens of a long ways to do us some good. She’s been laying awake nights thinking about how we’ll get to calling her something nice: Angel of the Roundup, maybe—you can’t tell, she’s that romantic. And right here is where I’m going to give the old girl the worth of her money. It won’t hurt us, letting her talk wild and foolish at us once a week, maybe; and the poor old thing’ll just be tickled to death thinking what a lot uh good she’s doing. She won’t stay long, and—well, I go in. If she’ll feel better and more good to the world improving me, she’s got my permission. I guess I can stand it a while.”
The Happy Family looked at him queerly, for if there was a black sheep in the flock, Irish was certainly the man; and to have Irish take the stand he did was, to say the least, unexpected.
Cal Emmett blurted the real cause of their astonishment. “You’ll have to sign the pledge, first pass,” he said. “That’s going to be the ante in her game. How—”
“Well, I don’t play nobody’s hand, or stake anybody’s chips, but my own,” Irish retorted, the blood showing under the tan on his cheeks.
“And we won’t das’t roll a cigarette, even, by golly!” reminded Slim. For Miss Martin, whether intentionally or not, had made plain to them the platform of the new society.
Irish got some deep creases between his eyebrows, and put back his saddle. “You can do as yuh like,” he said, coldly. “I’m going to stay and go to meeting this afternoon, according to her invite. If it’s going to make that poor old freak feel any better thinking she’s a real missionary—” He turned and walked out of the stable without finishing the sentence, and the Happy Family stood quite still and watched him go.
Pink it was who first spoke. “I ain’t the boy to let any long-legged son-of-a-gun like Irish hit a gait I can’t follow,” he dimpled, and took the saddle reluctantly off Toots. “If he can stand it, I guess I can.”
Weary loosened his latigo. “If Cadwolloper is going to learn poetry, I will, too,” he grinned. “Mama! it’ll be good as a three-ringed circus! I never thought uh that, before. I couldn’t miss it.”
“Oh, well, if you fellows take a hand, I’ll sure have to be there to see,” Andy decided. “Two o’clock, did she say?”
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“I hate to be called a quitter,” Pink remarked dispiritedly to the Happy Family in general; a harassed looking Happy Family, which sat around and said little, and watched the clock. In an hour they would be due to attend the second meeting of the M.I.S.S.—and one would think, from the look of them, that they were about to be hanged. “I hate to be called a quitter, but right here’s where I lay ’em down. The rest of yuh can go on being improved, if yuh want to—darned if I will, though. I’m all in.”
“I don’t recollect hearing anybody say we wanted to,” growled Jack Bates. “Irish, maybe, is still burning with a desire to be nice and chivalrous; but you can count me out. One dose is about all I can stand.”
“By golly, I wouldn’t go and feel that foolish again, not if yuh paid me for it,” Slim declared.
Irish grinned and reached for his hat. “I done my damnettest,” he said cheerfully. “I made the old girl happy once; now, one Irish Mallory is due to have a little joy coming his way. I’m going to town.”
“‘Break, break, break, on thy cold, gray crags, oh sea,
And I would that my tongue could utter the thoughts that come over me.’
“You will observe, gentlemen, the beautiful sentiment, the euphonious rhythm, the noble—” Weary went down, still declaiming mincingly, beneath four irate bodies that hurled themselves toward him and upon him.
“We’ll break, break, break every bone in your body if you don’t shut up. You will observe the beautiful sentiment of that a while,” cried Pink viciously. “I’ve had the euphonious rhythm of my sleep broke up ever since I set there and listened at her for two hours. Josephine!”
Irish stopped with his hand on the door knob. “I was the jay that started it,” he admitted contritely. “But, honest, I never had a hunch she was plumb locoed; I thought she was just simply foolish. Come on to town, boys!”
Such is the power of suggestion that in fifteen minutes the Happy Family had passed out of sight over the top of the grade; all save Andy Green, who told them he would be along after a while, and that they need not wait. He looked at the clock, smoked a meditative cigarette and went up to the White House, to attend the second meeting of the Mutual Improvement and Social Society.
When he faced alone Miss Verbena Martin, and explained that the other members were unavoidably absent because they had a grudge against a man in Dry Lake and had gone in to lynch him and burn the town, Miss Martin was shocked into postponing the meeting. Andy said he was glad, because he wanted to go in and see the fight; undoubtedly, he assured her, there would be a fight, and probably a few of them would get killed off. He reminded her that he had told her right in the start that they were a bad lot, and that she would have hard work reforming them; and finally, he made her promise that she would not mention to anyone what he had told her, because it wouldn’t be safe for him, or for her, if they ever got to hear of it. After that Andy also took the trail to town, and he went at a gallop and smiled as he rode.
Miss Martin reflected shudderingly upon the awful details of the crime, as hinted at by Andy, and packed her trunk. It might be brave and noble to stay and work among all those savages, but she doubted much whether it were after all her duty. She thought of many ways in which she could do more real good nearer home. She had felt all along that these cowboys were an untrustworthy lot; she had noticed them glancing at one another in a secret and treacherous manner, all through the last meeting, and she was positive they had not given her that full confidence without which no good can be accomplished. That fellow they called Happy looked