Andy merely grunted. He did not like to dwell upon the subject, and he showed it plainly.
“By golly! he must sure have had it in for that fellow,” mused Slim ponderously, “to kill him the way Andy says he did. By golly, yuh can’t wonder his eyes stuck out when he heard Andy telling us all about it!”
“I betche he lays for Andy yet, and gits him,” predicted Happy Jack felicitously. “He won’t rest whilst an eye-witness is running around loose. I betche he’s cached in the hills right now, watching his chance.”
“Oh, go to hell, the whole lot of yuh!” flared Andy, rising to an elbow. “What the dickens are yuh roosting around here for? Why don’t yuh go on out to camp where yuh belong? You’re a nice bunch to set around comforting the sick! Vamos, darn yuh!”
Whereupon they took the hint and departed, assuring Andy, by way of farewell, that he was an unappreciative cuss and didn’t deserve any sympathy or sick-calls. They also condoled openly with Pink because he had been detailed as nurse, and advised him to sit right down on Andy if he got too sassy and haughty over being shot up by a real outlaw. They said that any fool could build himself a bunch of trouble with a homicidal lunatic like Blink, and it wasn’t anything to get vain over.
Pink slammed the door upon their jibes and offered Andy a cigarette he had just rolled; not that Andy was too sick to roll his own, but because Pink was notably soft-hearted toward a sick man and was prone to indulge himself in trifling attentions.
“Yuh don’t want to mind that bunch,” he placated. “They mean all right, but they just can’t help joshing a man to death.”
Andy accepted also a light for the cigarette, and smoked moodily. “It ain’t their joshing,” he explained after a minute “It’s puzzling over what I can’t understand that gets on my nerves. I can’t see through the thing, Pink, no way I look at it.”
“Looks plain enough to me,” Pink answered. “Uh course, it’s funny Blink should be the man, and be setting there listening—”
“Yes, but darn it all, Pink, there’s a funnier side to it than that, and it’s near driving me crazy trying to figure it out. Yuh needn’t tell anybody, Pink, but it’s like this: I was just merely and simply romancing when I told that there blood-curdling tale! I never was south uh the Wyoming line except when I was riding in a circus and toured through, and that’s the truth. I never was down in the San Simon basin. I never set on no pinnacle with no field glasses—” Andy stopped short his labored confession to gaze, with deep disgust, upon Pink’s convulsed figure. “Well,” he snapped, settling back on the pillow, “laugh, darn yuh! and show your ignorance! By gracious, I wish I could see the joke!” He reached up gingerly and readjusted the bandage on his head, eyed Pink sourly a moment, and with a grunt eloquent of the mood he was in turned his face to the wall.
MISS MARTIN’S MISSION
When Andy Green, fresh-combed and shining with soap and towel polish, walked into the dining-room of the Dry Lake Hotel, he felt not the slightest premonition of what was about to befall. His chief sensation was the hunger which comes of early rising and of many hours spent in the open, and beyond that he was hoping that the Chinaman cook had made some meat-pie, like he had the week before. His eyes, searching unobtrusively the long table bearing the unmistakable signs of many other hungry men gone before—for Andy was late—failed to warn him. He pulled out his chair and sat down, still looking for meat-pie.
“Good afternoon!” cried an eager, feminine voice just across the table.
Andy started guiltily. He had been dimly aware that some one was sitting there, but, being occupied with other things, had not given a thought to the sitter, or a glance. Now he did both while he said good afternoon with perfunctory politeness.
“Such a beautiful day, isn’t it? so invigorating, like rare, old wine!”
Andy assented somewhat dubiously; it had never just struck him that way; he thought fleetingly that perhaps it was because he had never come across any rare, old wine. He ventured another glance. She was not young, and she wore glasses, behind which twinkled very bright eyes of a shade of brown. She had unpleasantly regular hair waves on her temples, and underneath the waves showed streaks of gray. Also, she wore a black silk waist, and somebody’s picture made into a brooch at her throat. Further, Andy dared not observe. It was enough for one glance. He looked again for the much-desired meat-pie.
The strange lady ingratiatingly passed him the bread. “You’re a cowboy, aren’t you?” was the disconcerting question that accompanied the bread.
“Well, I—er—I punch cows,” he admitted guardedly, his gaze elsewhere than on her face.
“I knew you were a cowboy, the moment you entered the door! I could tell by the tan and the straight, elastic walk, and the silk handkerchief knotted around your throat in that picturesque fashion. (Oh, I’m older than you, and dare speak as I think!) I’ve read a great deal about cowboys, and I do admire you all as a type of free, great-hearted, noble manhood!”
Andy looked exactly as if someone had caught him at something exceedingly foolish. He tried to sugar his coffee calmly, and so sent it sloshing all over the saucer.
“Do you live near here?” she asked next, beaming upon him in the orthodox, motherly fashion.
“Yes, ma’am, not very near,” he was betrayed into saying—and she might make what she could of it. He had not said “ma’am” before since he had gone to school.
“Oh, I’ve heard how you Western folks measure distances,” she teased. “About how many miles?”
“About twenty.”
“I suppose that is not far, to you knights of the plains. At home it would be called a dreadfully long journey. Why, I have known numbers of old men and women who have never been so far from their own doors in their lives! What would you think, I wonder, of their little forty acre farms?”
Andy had been brought to his sixteenth tumultuous birthday on a half-acre in the edge of a good-sized town, but he did not say so. He shook his head vaguely and said he didn’t know. Andy Green, however, was not famous for clinging ever to the truth.
“You out here in this great, wide, free land, with the free winds ever blowing and the clouds—”
“Will you pass the butter, please?” Andy hated to interrupt, but he was hungry.
The strange lady passed the butter and sent with it a smile. “I have read and heard so much about this wild, free life, and my heart has gone out to the noble fellows living their lonely life with their cattle and their faithful dogs, lying beside their camp-fires at night while the stars stood guard—”
Andy forgot his personal embarrassment and began to perk up his ears. This was growing interesting.
“—And I have felt how lonely they must be, with their rude fare and few pleasures, and what a field there must be among them for a great and noble work; to uplift them and bring into their lonely lives a broader, deeper meaning; to help them to help themselves to be better, nobler men and women—”
“We don’t have any lady cowpunchers out here,” interposed Andy mildly.
The strange lady had merely gone astray a bit, being accustomed to addressing Mothers’ Meetings and the like. She recovered herself easily. “Nobler men, the bulwarks of our nation.” She stopped and eyed Andy archly. Andy, having observed that her neck was scrawny, with certain cords down the sides that moved unpleasantly when she talked, tried not to look.
“I wonder if you can guess what brings me out here, away from home and friends! Can you guess?”
Andy thought of several things, but he could not feel