"Sir, he is--the Prince's friend! He is also as great a Buck as George Hanger, as Jehu, or Jockey of Norfolk, and as famous, almost, as the late Sir Maurice Vibart."
"Ah!" said Barnabas.
"And since the retirement of Mr. Brummell, he and the Marquis of Jerningham have to some extent taken his place and become the Arbiters of Fashion."
"Oh!" said Barnabas.
"And furthermore, sir, I would warn you that he is a dangerous enemy, said to be one of the best pistol-shots in England."
"Hum," said Barnabas, "nevertheless, I mean to begin--"
"To begin, sir?"
"At once, Peterby."
"But--how, sir?"
"That is for you to decide, Peterby."
"Me, sir?"
"You, Peterby."
Here Peterby took himself by the chin again, and looked at Barnabas with thoughtful eyes and gloomy brow.
"Sir," said he, "the World of Fashion is a trivial world where all must appear trivial; it is a place where all must act a part, and where those are most regarded who are most affected; it is a world of shams and insincerity, and very jealously guarded."
"So I have heard," nodded Barnabas.
"To gain admission you must, first of all, have money."
"Yes," said Barnabas.
"Birth--if possible."
"Hum," said Barnabas.
"Wit and looks may be helpful, but all these are utterly useless unless you have what I may call the magic key."
"And what is that?"
"Notoriety, sir."
"For what?"
"For anything that will serve to lift you out of the ruck--to set you above the throng,--you must be one apart--an original."
"Originality is divine!" said Barnabas.
"More or less, sir," added Peterby, "for it is very easily achieved. Lord Alvanly managed it with apricot tarts; Lord Petersham with snuff-boxes; Mr. Mackinnon by his agility in climbing round drawing-rooms on the furniture; Jockey of Norfolk by consuming a vast number of beef-steaks, one after the other; Sir George Cassilis, who was neither rich nor handsome nor witty, by being insolent; Sir John Lade by dressing like a stagecoach-man, and driving like the devil; Sir George Skeffington by inventing a new color and writing bad plays; and I could name you many others beside--"
"Why then, Peterby--what of Sir Mortimer Carnaby?"
"He managed it by going into the ring with Jack Fearby, the 'Young Ruffian,' and beating him in twenty-odd rounds for one thing, and winning a cross-country race--"
"Ha!" exclaimed Barnabas, "a race!" and so he fell to staring up at the ceiling again.
"But I fear, sir," continued Peterby, "that in making him your enemy, you have damned your chances at the very outset, as I told you."
"A race!" said Barnabas again, vastly thoughtful.
"And therefore," added Peterby, leaning nearer in his earnestness, "since you honor me by asking my advice, I would strive with all my power to dissuade you."
"John Peterby--why?"
"Because, in the first place, I know it to be impossible."
"I begin to think not, John."
"Why, then, because--it's dangerous!"
"Danger is everywhere, more or less, John."
"And because, sir, because you--you--" Peterby rose, and stood with bent head and hands outstretched, "because you gave a miserable wretch another chance to live; and therefore I--I would not see you crushed and humiliated. Ah, sir! I know this London, I know those who make up the fashionable world. Sir, it is a heartless world, cruel and shallow, where inexperience is made a mock of--generosity laughed to scorn; where he is most respected who can shoot the straightest; where men seldom stoop to quarrel, but where death is frequent, none the less--and, sir, I could not bear--I--I wouldn't have you cut off thus--!"
Peterby stopped suddenly, and his head sank lower; but as he stood Barnabas rose, and coming to him, took his hand into his own firm clasp.
"Thank you, John Peterby," said he. "You may be the best valet in the world--I hope you are--but I know that you are a man, and, as a man, I tell you that I have decided upon going on with the adventure."
"Then I cannot hope to dissuade you, sir?"
"No, John!"
"Indeed, I feared not."
"It was for this I came to London, and I begin--at once."
"Very good, sir."
"Consequently, you have a busy day before you; you see I shall require, first of all, clothes, John; then--well, I suppose a house to live in--"
"A--house, sir?"
"In a fashionable quarter, and furnished, if possible."
"A lodging, St. James's Street way, is less expensive, sir, and more usual."
"Good!" said Barnabas; "to buy a house will be more original, at least. Then there must be servants, horses--vehicles--but you will understand--"
"Certainly, sir."
"Well then, John--go and get 'em."
"Sir?" exclaimed Peterby.
"Go now, John," said Barnabas, pulling out his purse, "this very moment."
"But," stammered Peterby, "but, sir--you will--"
"I shall stay here--I don't intend to stir out until you have me dressed as I should be--in 'clothes that exist,' John!"
"But you--don't mean to--to entrust--everything--to--me?"
"Of course, John."
"But sir--"
"I have every confidence in your judgment, you see. Here is money, you will want more, of course, but this will do to go on with."
But Peterby only stared from Barnabas to the money on the table, and back again.
"Sir," said he at last, "this is--a great deal of money."
"Well, John?"
"And I would remind you that we are in London, sir, and that yesterday I--was a poacher--a man of no character--a--"
"But to-day you are my valet, John. So take the money and buy me whatever I require, but a tailor first of all."
Then, as one in a dream, Peterby took up the money, counted it, buttoned it into his pocket, and crossed to the door; but there he paused and turned.
"Sir," said he slowly, "I'll