Тёма-кулёма и бабуля-фигуля. Ирина Бухарина. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Ирина Бухарина
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785449833754
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меня Тёма.

      – На горшках сидят только совсем маленькие дети, – ничего не понимаю я, – ты, может быть, хочешь в туалет?

      – Да нет, – начинает психовать Тёма. – Ничего-то ты не знаешь. Ну вон там их дают.

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