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      In proper order he called the photographer who had taken the picture of the restaurant, the draftsman who had made the diagram of the interior, the policeman who had arrested Hassoun, the doctor who had performed the official autopsy upon the unfortunate Babu, and the five Syrians who had been present when the crime was perpetrated. Each swore by all that was holy that Kasheed Hassoun had done exactly as outlined by Assistant District Attorney Pepperill—and swore it word for word, verbatim et literatim, in iisdem verbis, sic, and yet again exactly. Their testimony mortised and tenoned in a way to rejoice a cabinet-maker's heart. And at first to the surprise and later to the dismay of Mr. Pepperill, old man Tutt asked not one of them a single question about the murder. Instead he merely inquired in a casual way where they came from, how they got there, what they did for a living, and whether they had ever made any contradictory statement as to what had occurred, and as his cross-examination of Mr. Habu Kahoots was typical of all the rest it may perhaps be set forth as an example, particularly as Mr. Kahoots spoke English, which the others did not.

      "And den," asserted Mr. Kahoots stolidly, "Kasheed Hassoun, he grab heem by ze troat and break hees neck."

      He was a short, barrel-shaped man with curly ringlets, fat, bulging cheeks, heavy double chin and enormous paunch, and he wore a green worsted waistcoat and his fingers were laden with golden rings.

      "Ah!" said Mr. Tutt complaisantly. "You saw all that exactly as you have described it?"

      "Yes, sair!"

      "Where were you born?"

      "Acre, Syria."

      "How long have you been in the United States?"

      "Tirty years."

      "Where do you live?"

      "Augusta, Georgia."

      "What's your business?"

      Mr. Kahoots visibly expanded.

      "I have street fair and carnival of my own. I have electric theater, old plantation, Oriental show, snake exhibit and merry-go-round."

      "Well, well!" exclaimed Mr. Tutt. "You are certainly a capitalist! I hope you are not financially overextended!"

      Mr. Pepperill looked pained, not knowing just how to prevent such jocoseness on the part of his adversary.

      "I object," he muttered feebly.

      "Quite properly!" agreed Mr. Tutt. "Now, Mr. Kahoots, are you a citizen of the United States?"

      Mr. Kahoots looked aggrieved.

      "Me? No! Me no citizen. I go back sometime Acre and build moving-picture garden and ice-cream palace."

      "I thought so," commented Mr. Tutt. "Now what, pray, were you doing in the Washington Street restaurant?"

      "Eating kibbah arnabeiah and mamoul."

      "I mean if you live in Augusta how did you happen to be in New York at precisely that time?"

      "Eh?"

      "How you come in New York?" translated Mr. Tutt, while the jury laughed.

      "Just come."

      "But why?"

      "Just come."

      "Yes, yes; but you didn't come on just to be present at the murder, did you?"

      Kahoots grinned.

      "I just come to walk up and down."

      "Where—walk up and down?"

      "On Washington Street. I spend the winter. I do nothing. I rich man."

      "How long did you stay when you just came on?"

      "Tree days. Then I go back."

      "Why did you go back?"

      "I dunno. Just go back."

      Mr. Tutt sighed. The jury gave signs of impatience.

      "Look here!" he demanded. "How many times have you gone over your story with the district attorney?"

      "Nevvair."

      "What?"

      "I nevvair see heem."

      "Never see whom?"

      "Dees man—judge."

      "I'm not talking about the judge."

      "I nevvair see no one."

      "Didn't you tell the Grand Jury that Hassoun stabbed Babu with a long knife?"

      "I dunno heem!"

      "Who?"

      "Gran' Jury."

      "Didn't you go into a big room and put your hand on a book and swear?"

      "I no swear—ever!"

      "And tell what you saw?"

      "I tell what I saw."

      "What did you see?"

      "I saw Hassoun break heem hees neck."

      "Didn't you say first that Hassoun stabbed Babu?"

      "No—nevvair!"

      "Then didn't you come back and say he shot him?"

      "No—nevvair!"

      "And finally, didn't you say he strangled him—after you had heard that the coroner's physician had decided that that was how he was killed?"

      "Yes—he break heem hees neck."

      Mr. Kahoots was apparently very much bored, but he was not bored in quite the same way as the judge, who, suddenly rousing himself, asked Mr. Tutt if he had any basis for asking such questions.

      "Why, certainly," answered the old lawyer quietly. "I shall prove that this witness made three absolutely contradictory statements before the Grand Jury."

      "Is that so, Mister District Attorney?"

      "I don't know," replied Pepperill faintly. "I had nothing to do with the proceedings before the Grand Jury."

      Judge Wetherell frowned.

      "It would seem to me," he began, "as if a proper preparation of the case would have involved some slight attention to—Well, never mind! Proceed, Mr. Tutt."

      "Kahoots!" cried the lawyer sternly. "Isn't it a fact that you have been convicted of crime yourself?"

      The proprietor of the merry-go-round drew himself up indignantly.

      "Me? No!"

      "Weren't you convicted of assault on a man named Rafoul Rabyaz?"

      "Me? Look here, sir! I tell you 'bout dat! This Rafoul Rabyaz he my partner, see, in pool, billiard and cigar business on Greenwich Street. This long time ago. Years ago. We split up. I sell heem my shares, see. I open next door—pool table, café and all. But I not get full half the stock. I not get the tablecloth, see. I was of the tablecloth you know short. It don't be there. I go back there that time. I see heem. I say, 'We don't count those tablecloth.' He say, 'Yes.' I say,'No.' He say,'Yes.' I say 'No.' He say, 'Yes.' I say, 'No'—"

      "For heaven's sake," exclaimed Judge Wetherell, "don't say that again!"

      "Yes, sair," agreed the showman. "All right. I say, 'No.' I say, 'You look in the book.' He say, 'No.' We each take hold of the cloth. I have a knife. I cut cloth in two. I give heem half. I take half. I say, 'You take half; I take half.' He say, 'Go to hell!'"

      He waved his hand definitively.

      "Well?" inquired Mr. Tutt anxiously.

      "Dat's all!" answered Mr. Kahoots.

      One of the jurymen suddenly coughed and thrust his handkerchief into his mouth.

      "Then you stuck your knife into him, didn't you?" suggested Mr. Tutt.

      "Me? No!"

      Mr. Tutt shrugged his shoulders