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Анекдоты и тосты для Ю. Никулина. Юлия Бекичева

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Автор: Юлия Бекичева
Издательство: Издательство АСТ
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Жанр произведения: Анекдоты
Год издания: 2019
isbn: 978-5-17-118481-0
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      На подоконнике распахнутого окна рабочего кабинета Леонида Ильича Брежнева сидит Карлсон.

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