‘What a wonderful evening,’ said Mimi as the snowflakes fell gently onto her hair. ‘I hope we make it to fifteen years,’ she added as she strapped the baby into the back of the car.
‘I hope we make it to thirty,’ said Mike gallantly. ‘Thanks for a lovely dinner, you two – bye bye.’ The children were submitting to being kissed by Lily, though both of them hate her scent, Jennifer had been zipped up, and Sarah had gone to her car. Then I flagged down a passing cab, and climbed in with Peter and the kids.
‘What a great evening,’ he said as we swished along the wet, sleety road.
‘Yes, it was, darling,’ I said. ‘I really enjoyed it too.’ And it’s true. I did. But at the same time I was aware, in a way I could not yet define, that somehow, something had changed.
There are three things that people always ask you if you work for breakfast TV. What time do you have to get up? What time do you have to go to bed? And does it wreck your social life? Sometimes I just feel like holding up a banner at parties saying, ‘Three thirty, nine thirty, and YES!’ You simply never get used to it. Did I say that you do? Well, it’s not true – you never get used to the early start. It’s horrible. It’s horrible when the alarm goes off at half past three and your body’s still crying out for sleep. And it’s even worse if you’re feeling unhappy, as I was this morning, and are slightly hungover to boot. Graham grumbled as I lurched out of bed, but declined to stand guard by the bathroom door. I showered, squished on a little Escape – my favourite scent at the moment – put on my navy Principles suit, then went down to the waiting cab. As we pulled out of Elliot Road, I remembered Lily’s words again: I think you’re marvellous to trust him … trust him … I think you’re marvellous to trust … I stared out of the window as we drove through the slush-filled streets, turning her comment over and over in my mind; examining it from all angles, as I might study an interesting stone. But however much I thought about it, I still didn’t know what she meant. Nor was I at all sure that I really wanted to know. I mean, Lily does have a habit of saying things I don’t particularly like, but usually I just ignore them. That’s what I forced myself to do this morning as I wrenched my thoughts towards work. After all, I told myself firmly, I have an important job to do. People depend on me. I can make or break their day. When I’m about to go on air Terry, the ‘star’ presenter, looks into the camera and says, ‘Well folks, what’s the weather going to do today? Let’s h-a-v-e- FAITH!’ So on I come, and I tell them, and the viewers do have faith in me. They rely on me to tell them if they need to take a coat or a brolly, or if the humidity’s going to be high. I let them know if it’s going to be very windy, and if it’s safe to set sail, or drive. So I think the weather forecast’s really important, but I’m afraid my colleagues don’t feel the same. They just see it as this insignificant little slot that comes on three minutes before the news. To them it’s just a buffer, before the junction – they’re always trying to cut me down. I’m meant to have two and a half minutes, but often it’s less than one. But there’s nothing I can do about it because it’s all controlled from the technical gallery. For example, I can be in the middle of some fascinating piece about warm fronts when I suddenly hear the director, in my earpiece, shouting at me to stop. They’re really rude about it sometimes – I hear them yelling, ‘Shut up, Faith! Shut up! SHUT UP!’ It’s terribly distracting. What they’re meant to do is to calmly count me down from ten, and I know that by the time I hear them say ‘zero’, I have to have signed off, with a nice smile. Equally, if they lose a news item, I’ll hear someone screaming, ‘Fill, Faith! Fill! Fill! Fill!’ But I’m not fazed, because I can cope; I once filled from thirty seconds right up to four minutes! And I pride myself on being able to stay calm in those situations and to come out exactly when required. Another thing, because I use open talkback, I can hear them all gossiping in the gallery during my slot. The weather’s their down time, you see. That’s when they put their feet up because they don’t have anything to do. This is because I change the graphics with my clicker, and I ad lib my script, so I don’t have an autocue. So while I’m doing my slot I can hear them sorting out what went wrong with the previous item, or telling make-up to fix Terry’s hair, or instructing the cameraman to close in on so and so, or boasting about some bird they pulled down at the pub. And they forget that I’m on air, broadcasting live, and that I can hear every word they say. So one way and another, being a weather presenter is a pretty stressful job. But I enjoy it. I really do, especially at this time of year. I love the winter, you see: not just because of my optimistic outlook on life, but because in winter the weather’s great. In the summer we only get three types: either it’s rainy, it’s cloudy, or it’s fine. But at this time of year we get the works. We get ice, and fog, and frost, and rain, and we get sleet and hail and snow. We get fine, clear weather too if there’s an anti-cyclone, and we can get hurricane force winds as well. So if you’re in the weather business, like I am, then winter’s a thrilling time. And although the hours are pretty dreadful, I enjoy myself once I’m at work. So this morning, despite my worries, and my headache, I felt the usual frisson as we drove through the gates.
It takes about twenty minutes to get to AM-UK! which is based in a converted warehouse in Ealing. It’s not a beautiful building, but I rather like it there. The production office on the third floor is open plan, which has its drawbacks, of course, not least seeing the ashen faces of my colleagues every morning when I arrive. They sit there in the green glow of their computer screens like extras from The Night of the Living Dead, but that’s what comes of spending half the year in almost perpetual dark. I usually get in at four, have a quick espresso from the machine, and then get straight down to work. First I read the faxed briefing from International Weather Productions, which forms the basis of my reports. Then I log on to my computer – with its ‘rainbow’ screensaver – and study the satellite charts. For although I never trained as a meteorologist I do actually know my stuff, because when AM-UK! took me on, they sent me on a six-week forecasting course. So I’m not just spouting someone else’s script, I get to write my own. I’d like to make it clear that I’m not a glamorous type of weather girl. Nicole Kidman in To Die For? Well, that’s just not me. Blonde and gorgeous? No. In fact I’m a bit mousey to look at, which is why I got the job.
‘What we like about you,’ said our wimpish editor Darryl when he interviewed me, ‘is that you’re so nice and ordinary – you won’t threaten the housewives too much. They’ll be sitting there and thinking to themselves, “Well, I could do better than that!”’
To be honest, I wasn’t quite sure how I felt about that remark, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. And I can see what he means: he wanted someone who’d look business-like but pleasant, and I do. I’m not the kind of forecaster to hog the limelight, or try to ‘twinkle’ too much. I just go to work and do my job in a competent, friendly way. I’m very happy standing by the charts, with my clicker, talking about cold snaps and sunny spells, and I don’t regard weather presenting as a stepping stone to greater things. I’ve got just the job I want, thank you very much – unlike our showbiz reporter, Tatiana.
‘Hello Tatiana,’ I said pleasantly as I passed her desk. Usually she’s reasonably friendly, because she knows that I’m no threat. Today, however, she was preoccupied and didn’t hear me; this was because she was busy mutilating a publicity shot of Sophie, our new presenter.
‘Morning Tatty,’ I tried again, and was rewarded with a thin smile. Then she put down her Stanley knife, threw the pieces into the bin and went over to talk to Terry. I try to steer clear of office politics, but those two are clearly in cahoots. They’ve united recently in a common cause: to make Sophie’s life complete hell. Tatiana wanted that job. She’s wanted it for years. And when our old presenter, Gaby, went off to present Blankety Blank Tatty assumed it would be hers. Terry was desperate for her to have it too, because he knew she wouldn’t show him up. He’s of the old school, you see. He doesn’t regard himself as the programme’s ‘co-presenter’, but as Presenter One. And it is the job of Presenter One – middle aged and male – to do all the serious stuff while Presenter Two – young and blonde – sits there gazing at