Современныя сказки. Вл. Кардаил. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Вл. Кардаил
Издательство: Издательские решения
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isbn: 9785449327079
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дело, хлопковое…

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      По уровню коррупции то царство-государство регулярно обладаить почётным 140 местом из 180, а по нечётным занимаить 1 место по количеству миллиардеров.

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      Одноимённый – у нас не значить, што у пьесы то же имя. Просто рассказчику нравица произносить энто слово как положено, с Ё. Например, када мы ненавязчиво цитируем в одной из сказок слова Бармалея «Мне с самово начала хотелося знать, чем ето закончицца!», то ежу понятно, што энто взято из одноимённово к/ф «Айболит-66».

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      Заметим некстати, што выбор по разуму – редкий, чаще выбирають по родству или личной преданности.

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      Пересказчику етой сказки так и не удалося узнать, почему Федя и Вася летали одним путём в ту яму, а прекрасна девица – другим.

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