The next day when we sat down to dinner our new young neighbor again appeared on our threshold.
“Halloa!” he called chummily. “We are going to have soup again and we want a soup plate for father.”
“Where is the one I loaned you yesterday?” demanded Silvia in a tone far below thirty-two degrees Fahrenheit, while her features assumed a frigidity that would have congealed father’s favorite sustenance had it been in her vicinity.
“Oh, we broke that!” he casually and cheerfully explained.
With much reluctance Silvia bestowed another plate upon the young applicant.
“Wait!” I said as he started to leave, “don’t you want the soup tureen, too, or the ladle and some soup spoons?”
“No, thank you,” he answered politely. “None of the rest of us like soup, so we dish father’s up in the kitchen. He doesn’t like soup particularly, but he eats it because it goes down quick and lets him have more time for work.”
This time as he sped homeward, he didn’t spin the plate in air, but tried out a new plan of balancing it on a stick.
“I think,” I suggested gently, when our young neighbor was lost to our sorrowful sight, “that it might be well to invest in another dozen or so of soup plates. I will see about getting them at wholesale rates. Our supply will soon give out if our new neighbors continue to cultivate the soup and borrowing habit.”
“I will buy some at the five cent store,” replied Silvia. “I think I had better call upon them tomorrow and see what manner of people they can be.”
When I came home the next day it was quite evident that she had called.
“Well,” I inquired, “what do they keep–a soup house?”
“They are literary people, the highest of high-brows. Their name is Polydore, and the head of the house–”
“Mr. or Mrs.?” I interrupted.
“The head of the house,” pursued Silvia, ignoring my question, “is a collector.”
“So I inferred. Has he a large collection of soup plates?”
“She collects antiquities and writes their history. He pursues science.”
“They were seemingly communicative. What did they look like?”
“I didn’t see them. After I rang I heard a woman’s voice bidding some one not to answer the bell. She said she couldn’t be bothered with interruptions, so I went on up the street to call on Mrs. Fleming, who told me all about them. She was also refused admittance when she called. On my way home I met that boy–that awful boy–”
She paused, evidently overcome by the consideration of his awfulness.
“He had been digging bait–”
Again she paused as if words were inadequate for her climax.
“Well,” I encouraged.
“He was carrying his bait–horrid, wriggling angleworms–in our soup plate!”
“Then it is not broken yet!” I exclaimed joyfully. “Let us hope it is given an antiseptic bath before father’s next indulgence in consommé. After dinner I will go over and try my luck at paying my respects to the soup savant.”
“They won’t let you in.”
“In that case I shall follow their lead of setting aside all ceremony and formality and admit myself, as their heir apparent does here.”
After dinner and my twilight smoke, I went next door, first asking Silvia if there was anything we needed that I could borrow, just to show them there were no hard feelings.
My third vigorous ring brought results. A slipshod servant appeared and reluctantly seated me in the hall. She read with seeming interest the card I handed to her and then, pushing aside some mangy looking portières, vanished from view.
She evidently delivered my card, for I heard a woman’s voice read my name, “Mr. Lucien Wade.”
After another short interval the slovenly servant returned and offered me my card.
“She seen it,” she assured me in answer to my look of surprise.
She again put the portières between us and I was obliged to own myself baffled in my efforts to break in. I was showing myself out when my onward course was deflected by a troop of noisy children leaded by the soup plate skirmisher, who was the oldest and apparently the leader of the brood.
“Oh, halloa!” he greeted me with the air of an old acquaintance, “didn’t you see the folks?”
On my informing him that I had seen no one but the servant, he exclaimed:
“Oh, that chicken wouldn’t know enough to ask you in! Just follow us. Mother wouldn’t remember to come out.”
I was loth to force my presence on mother, but by this time my hospitable young friend had pulled the portières so strenuously that they parted from the pole, and I was presented willy nilly to the collector of antiquities, who had the angular sharp-cut face and form of a rocking horse. She was seated at a table strewn with books and papers, writing at a rate of speed that convinced me she was in the throes of an inspiration. I forebore to interrupt. My scruples, however, were not shared by her eldest son. He gave her elbow a jog of reminder which sent her pencil to the floor.
“Mother!” he shouted in megaphone voice, “here’s the man next door–the one we get our soup plates from.”
She looked up abstractedly.
“Oh,” she said in dismayed tone, “I thought you had gone. I am very much engaged in writing a paper on modern antiquities.”
I murmured some sort of an apology for my untimely interruption.
“I am so absorbed in my great work,” she explained, “that I am oblivious to all else. I have the rare and great gift of concentration in a marked degree.”
I was quite sure of this fact. She took another pencil from a supply box and resumed her literary occupation. As my presence seemed of so little moment, I lingered.
“Mother,” shouted one of the boys, snatching the pencil from her grasp, “I’m hungry. I didn’t have any supper.”
“Yes, you did!” she asserted. “I saw Gladys give you a bowl of bread and milk.”
“Emerald took it away from me and drank it up.”
“Didn’t neither!” denied a shaggy looking boy. “I spilled it.”
He accompanied this denial by a fierce punch in his accuser’s ribs.
“Here!” said the author of Modern Antiquities, taking a nickel from her pocket, “go get yourself some popcorn, Demetrius.”
“I ain’t Demetrius! I’m Pythagoras.”
“It makes no difference. Go and get it and don’t speak to me again tonight.”
The boy had already snatched the coin, and he now started for the exit, but his outgoing way was instantly blocked by a promiscuous pack of pugilistic Polydores, and an ardent and general onslaught followed.
I endeavored to untangle the arms and legs of the attackers and the attacked in a desire to rescue the youngest, a child of two, but I soon beat a retreat, having no mind to become a punching bag for Polydores.
The concentrator at the writing table, looking up vaguely, perceived the general joust.
“How provoking!” she exclaimed indignantly. “I was in search of an antonym and now they’ve driven it out of my memory.”
I politely offered my sympathy for her loss.
“Did you ever see such misbehaved children?” she asked casually and impersonally as she calmly surveyed the free-for-all fight.
“Children always misbehave before company,”