The girl, seeing what he was doing, looked again, smiling between her fingers.
Ulenspiegel tried to break through the hedge, while Lamme, holding him back, said to him:
“Do not go there; she is a spy, we shall be burned.”
Then the girl walked about the garden, covering up her face with her apron, and looking through the holes to see if her chance friend would not be coming soon.
Ulenspiegel was going to leap over the hedge with a running jump, but he was prevented by Lamme, who caught hold of him by the leg and made him fall, saying:
“Rope, sword, and gallows, ’tis a spy, do not go there.”
Sitting on the ground, Ulenspiegel struggled against him. The girl cried out, pushing up her head above the hedge:
“Adieu, Messire, may Love keep your Longanimousness hanging!”
And he heard a burst of mocking laughter.
“Ah!” said he, “it is in my ears like a packet of pins!”
Then a door shut noisily.
And he was melancholy.
Lamme said to him, still holding him:
“You are counting over the sweet treasures of beauty thus lost to your shame. ’Tis a spy. You fall in luck when you fall. I am going to burst with laughing.”
Ulenspiegel said not a word, and both got up on their asses once more.
XX
They went on their way each well astride his ass.
Lamme, chewing the cud of his last meat, sniffed up the cool air rejoicing. Suddenly Ulenspiegel fetched him a great stinging slash of his whip on his behind, which was like a cushion in the saddle.
“What are you doing?” cried Lamme, piteously.
“What!” answered Ulenspiegel.
“This lash with the whip?” said Lamme.
“What lash with the whip?”
“The one I got from you,” returned Lamme.
“On the left?” asked Ulenspiegel.
“Aye, on the left and on my behind. Why did you do that, scandalous vagabond?”
“In ignorance,” replied Ulenspiegel. “I know well enough what a whip is, and very well, too, what a behind of small compass is upon a saddle. But seeing this one wide, swollen, tight, and overflowing the saddle, I said to myself: ‘Since it could never be pinched with a finger, a stroke of the whip could not sting it either with the lash.’ I was wrong.”
Lamme smiling at this speech, Ulenspiegel went on in these terms:
“But I am not the only one in this world to sin through ignorance, and there is more than one past-master idiot displaying his fat on a donkey saddle who could give me points. If my whip sinned on your behind, you sinned much more weightily on my legs in preventing them from running after the girl who was coquetting in her garden.”
“Crow’s meat!” said Lamme, “so it was revenge then?”
“Just a little one,” replied Ulenspiegel.
XXI
At Damme Nele the unhappy lived alone with Katheline who still for love called the cold devil who never came.
“Ah!” she would say, “thou art rich, Hanske my darling, and mightest bring me back the seven hundred carolus. Then would Soetkin come back alive from limbo to this earth, and Claes would laugh in the sky: well canst thou do this. Take away the fire, the soul would fain come out; make a hole, the soul would fain come out.”
And without ceasing she pointed her finger to the place where the tow had been.
Katheline was very poor, but the neighbours helped her with beans, with bread and meat according to their means. The commune gave her some money. And Nele sewed dresses for rich women in the town; went to their houses to iron their linen, and in this way earned a florin a week.
And Katheline still repeated:
“Make a hole; take away my soul. It knocks to get out. He will give back the seven hundred carolus.”
And Nele, listening to her, wept.
XXII
Meanwhile, Ulenspiegel and Lamme, armed with their passes, came to a little inn backed up against the rocks of the Sambre, which in certain places are covered with trees. And on the sign there was written: Chez Marlaire.
Having drunk many a flask of Meuse wine of the fashion of Burgundy and eaten much fish, they gossiped with the host, a Papist of the deepest dye, but as talkative as a magpie through the wine he had drunk and all the time winking an eye cunningly. Ulenspiegel, divining some mystery under this winking, made him drink more, so much that the host began to dance and burst out into laughter, then returning to the table:
“Good Catholics,” he said, “I drink to you.”
“To you we drink,” replied Lamme and Ulenspiegel.
“To the extinction of all plague, of rebellion and heresy.”
“We drink,” replied Lamme and Ulenspiegel, who kept replenishing the goblet the host could never allow to stay full.
“You are good fellows,” said he. “I drink to your Generosities; I make a profit on wine drunk. Where are your passes?”
“Here they are,” answered Ulenspiegel.
“Signed by the duke,” said the host. “I drink to the duke.”
“To the duke we drink,” replied Lamme and Ulenspiegel. The host, continuing:
“How do we catch rats, mice, and field mice? In rat-traps, snares, and mouse-traps. Who is the field mouse? ’Tis the great heretic Orange as hellfire. God is with us. They are coming. Hé! hé! Something to drink! Pour out, I am roasting, burning. To drink! Most goodly little reforming preachers… I say little … goodly little gallants, stout troopers, oak trees… Drink! Will you not go with them to the great heretic’s camp? I have passes signed by him. Ye shall see their work.”
“We shall go to the camp,” answered Ulenspiegel.
“They will get there all right, and by night if an opportunity offers” (and the host, whistling, made the gesture of a man cutting a throat). “Steel-wind will stop the blackbird Nassau from ever whistling again. Come on, something to drink, hey!”
“You are a gay fellow, even though you are married,” replied Ulenspiegel.
Said the host:
“I neither was nor am. I hold the secrets of princes. Drink up! My wife would steal them from my pillow to have me hanged and to be a widow sooner than Nature means it. Vive Dieu! they are coming … where are the new passes? On my Christian heart. Let us drink! They are there, three hundred paces along the road, at Marche-les-Dames. Do ye see them? Let us drink!”
“Drink,” said Ulenspiegel. “I drink to the king, to the duke, to the preachers, to Steel-wind; I drink to you, to me; I drink to the wine and to the bottle. You are not drinking.” And at every health Ulenspiegel filled up his glass and the host emptied it.
Ulenspiegel studied him for some time; then rising up:
“He is asleep,” said he; “let us go, Lamme.”
When they were outside:
“He has no wife to betray us… The night is about to come down… You heard clearly what this rogue said, and you know who the three preachers are?”
“Aye,”