Жунькины байки. Сетевые записки. Евгения Непомнящая. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Евгения Непомнящая
Издательство: Издательские решения
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isbn: 9785448552045
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      Примечания

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      * Барух-а-шем – благословен господь (слава богу)

      ** Ми ашем – кто виноват?

      *** Ма шем – как твое имя?

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      Хара* – дерьмо (иврит);  Эйн ма лээхоль** – нечего есть.(иврит); Вус***– что (идиш); Трапылось **** – случилось (укр.)

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