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его раздражали шахматы. Ваймса неизменно злило, что одни пешки тупо идут убивать других, в то время как короли прохлаждаются в сторонке и ничего не делают. Если бы только пешки объединились и, например, договорились с ладьями, то на доске за десяток ходов установилась бы республика.

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      Ваймс завел три подноса для документов – «Входящие», «Исходящие» и «Потом разберемся». На последний он сваливал все то, с чем не желал возиться, поскольку был слишком занят, зол, устал или озадачен.

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