The Indian died.
The Dog and the Master
(True, true)
A man went out in the middle of the night to the back yard to have a quiet pee. He did not want to go far, so he stood quietly peeing directly from the porch.
The dog smelled it and started barking. The master took a piece of bread and gave it to the dog. The dog did not take the bread, but instead ran to the master and started biting his legs.
«Why did you bite me? I gave you a piece of bread,» the man said.
«I wouldn’t have bitten you had you not offered me bread. I did not know if you were a good or bad person, but now I know that you’re an evil person because you wanted to bribe me.»
The Wolf and the Goat
(A fable)
The wolf sees a goat grazing on a rocky mountain and he can’t get to her.
The wolf asks the goat: «Why don’t you come down, goat? The is more space here for you to graze, and the grass is much sweeter.»
The goat replied: «Why don’t you fuck yourself, asshole…»
Fire dogs
(A true story)
It happens often that when a fire happen in a big city, children remain in their homes and they won’t go out because they will hide in fear and stay silent. And it is impossible to rescue them from smoke.
In London, dogs have been trained just for this occasion. These dogs have large eyes that can see everything.
These dogs live with firefighters, and when a fire happens the firefighters send the dogs to rescue children.
One such dog in London saved twelve children. His name was Bob.
Once upon a time, an orphanage house came on fire. When firefighters arrived to the house, a woman ran to them. She cried and said that a one-year old girl was still in the house.
So, they sent Bob to rescue the girl.
Bob ran up the stairs, disappeared in the smoke, and soon he ran out with something in his mouth. When the crowd saw what he was carrying, they all laughed. He was carrying a large doll.
The girl, unfortunately, had already burn
The Nifty Son
(A true story)
The son came from the big city to visit his father in a small village.
The father said:
«Today were are haymaking. Take a sledgehammer and come help me.»
But the son did not want to work, so he said:
«I studied sciences and forgot all the stinking peasant words. What is a sledgehammer?»
But as he walked through the yard, he stepped on a sledgehammer.
It hit him in the forehead. He immediately remembered what a sledgehammer was.
Clutching his forehead, he said:
«And what kind of an idiot dropped a sledgehammer here!?»
Father replied:
«Asks the idiot, idiot!»
And then they started to spar violently.
The Gold Tooth
(A fairy tale)
…Oh, these fairytalers…
Sylvester Ksenofontov lived as a widower from his third little wife Alyonushka in a house built on bread and blood by his father, also a widower, Ksenofont.
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