only
bring
Woe,
woe,
woe!
Whisper,
whisper
so,
The frozen
ground
below
The
Gypsy
King
In the
fairy
ring
Woe,
woe,
woe!
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‘What do you mean by this sinister
and quite catchy rhyme?’ pleaded Princess Snowflake – but the snow would say no more.
For a moment the world stood still.
And then, suddenly, the Gypsy King
jumped out from behind a tree. He was strong, with rippling muscles, and he wore hundreds of gold rings on his fingers, and he had proud boots. And in his huge cruel hands he held Princess Snowflake’s darling companion, Gooseberry.
‘I’ve done it again,’ laughed the Gypsy
King. ‘All the legends about me were true, I live in the gardens and I snatch up spaniels and do what I like.’
‘I hate you,’ said Princess Snowflake,
throwing herself to the ground and weeping hot, bitter tears that melted the snow all around her. ‘What do you want with Gooseberry? He is
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only a spaniel and part-time furniture salesman!
But he means more to me than all my riches
put together! Please, please! I will give you all
the land of the town – from the Lamonic River
to Boaster’s Hill! From the Stone Table to the
Forest of Runtus! From the meanest hovel to
the Winter Palace itself – it will all be yours,
if you will only return Gooseberry to me, you
unbearable devil!’
But the Gypsy King merely laughed and
put Gooseberry’s face to his lips. Then he kissed
Gooseberry’s little face, once, twice, three times!
And all at once Gooseberry was gone. But around
the Gypsy King’s neck hung a chain that hadn’t
been there a moment before. From the chain
dangled a single glass bead, and inside the glass
bead, tiny as a fingernail, was poor Gooseberry.
‘That was a bit uncalled-for,’ said Princess
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Snowflake indignantly.
But the Gypsy
King merely threw
back his head
and laughed
once more.
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laughed the Gypsy King.
Actually the Gypsy King laughed quite a lot
more than that, I only wrote a tiny bit of it. All
told, he stood there laughing for over six hours,
and Princess Snowflake could do nothing but
look on helplessly, because she kept thinking,
Surely it’s got to end soon, no one can laugh for
this long, I’ll say something to him in a minute.
When he’s stopped laughing.
But it just went on
and on.
Eventually, just as Princess Snowflake had
made up her mind that enough was enough
and