Detective pazzo. Detective divertente. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски
Издательство: Издательские решения
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isbn: 9785005098931
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lavoro forzato. Sono fuggiti. Fuga!!! Chiama Intsefalata, con urgenza. Abbiamo una via di fuga.

      – E dov’è mia moglie? – disse il nonno con voce tremante.

      – Non è venuta a praticare il lavoro forzato. Siederà allo stesso modo … – La cimice era furiosa.

      – Capo!!! Apchi, disse l’Intsephalopath, e apparve in una buca dal lato della strada.

      – Oh, sei già qui? – Che cosa stai urlando? – saltò fuori dalla cimice. – Veloce, lode.

      – Blablabla, apchi, patron, sei qui? Pensavo fossi in casa, quindi ho gridato.

      – Perché?

      – Quindi, questo, apchi, ho portato…

      – Chi?

      “Chimico, apchi”, rispose Intsephalopath, e invece della sua tazza, una buca apparve nel buco, coperta di acne e anguille, un muso inclinato e con gli occhi blu-rossi di un abitante del villaggio e immediatamente cambiò in faccia ad Arutunov.

      – Beh, come? – chiese il caporale.

      – Cosa, come? – Otila si bloccò chiedendo aspro. “Me lo offri?” Sono sposato, per favore…

      – No, la cartuccia, l’ho trattenuto, apchi, – E l’Incephalopath spinse il chimico nel buco, – striscia, dai, grosso buco del culo. – Ma si è bloccato con il posto menzionato in lei. Come si suol dire: né tudy né syudy. Esatto, mezzo centesimo nel luogo pubblicizzato. Quindi il culo non è entrato. Acephalopath rimase dietro il muro, vicino al culo del chimico per la strada.

      – Che cosa ha fatto? Lo stesso sfregamento della canapa?

      – No, peggio. Deridere a casa apchi, animali. – rispose Harutun da dietro il muro.

      – Il mio bestiame, quello che voglio, quindi creo.., fu, creo. – cospargere di elefanti, con un chimico lisped.

      – E cosa ha fatto? – intervenne il nonno.

      – Sì, ho segato il cinghiale della gola con una motosega, apchi, vicini e ho chiamato. – ha riferito Harutun.

      – E cos’è? Se volevo carne in gelatina, – per la scusa ero bloccato. – allora mi ordini di tagliare l’intero maiale? Inoltre, non c’è ancora abbastanza peso e il frigorifero si è bruciato.

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