– SUGGEST, Madzibaba!!! Cherepoktsy, Golupyan!!!! ZVAKANAKA ZVAKANAKA!!! – Zasratich akasvetudza guruva kubva kutsotsi uye kuongorora shiri-yakafa shiri, uyo anga achifema senge yogi Lama – mweya mumwe chete paminiti. – Uye vamwe varipi?? Deserted??
– Kwete, mwanakomana. Parizvino, wegumi akadaro. -O, ndakataura zvakare!!!
– Svika padanho!! – Zaral Zasratich.
– Ah hongu. Ivo vakaparadzanisa pamisoro yechipiri, uye ani naani anowana kumberi achaunza mamwe. Pano.
– Zvakanaka, tinofungidzira kuti otmazats ivo…
– Waita zvakanaka!!! – asingatarisiri akadanidzira Cherevich pasi pezeve ye dehenya. Akasvetuka zvingangoita mamita matatu uye ndokuwira pasi. Cherevich akaputira padehenya rake nenzira inonakidza yekuraira, uye, vachisvikapo zvichikosha kune vakarwa, vakarova munhu wese mumusoro. n-Sam, yake Sublime Pasina Shongwe Greatness, Generalisiphilis weVese Galupov, Hutungamiri Hwake, Changamire Ishe, Semisrak achaziviswa pachako kuzvipira kwako kwaAri uye neGalupiya yose.
– Ndinokutendai nekuda kwechipo chepachena, mwanakomana! – mauto akapururudza chinyararire padhiza uye akatamba akati wandei kusvika kumakumi matatu ehip-hop nzira yekurova.
– Uye ikozvino.., – yakaenderera Cherevich. -Arrest uyu anomukira!! – uye akanongedza dehenya rakabatirwa mujecha, iro raakayedza nema paws ake, rakasendamira pariri, uye ndokuriburitsa. Varwi, pasina kuzeza, vakamhanyira muCerevich, uyo anga asingatarisiri, achiomarara, ndokutanga kumurova.
– Mirira! – akadaidzira Casulia uye akabatsira shard kubuda. – ndiani mumwe anorova Reverend achasara asina chikafu!!
– Asi iyo general ndiye baba vedu nemuroora?! – vakapindura varimumutsuro. – Uye izvi, sekureva kwaita baba Zasratich, ndeye scum kumashure.
– Zvakanaka, dzikama!! akatsemuka Casulia Zack. – Kusvika ikozvino, hapana munhu akapihwa kodzero yekudzima rairo yaIshe. Uye kune avo vasiri mukuziva, ndinokuyeuchidza … – uye akatendeukira kumukuru. – Anodikanwa Zasratich, Iye amene, Akakwidziridzwa Asina Shongwe Greatness, Generalisifilis weVose Galupov, Mutungamiriri Wake, Changamire Ishe, Semisrack pachake akagadzwa Rev. Cherevich Chmor Iko Pamusoro Wau Starost Bhizinesi rwendo pachavo kuDare risingasvitswe reNora, uye iwe, General Skele, Yachengetedzwa chikamu chebhizinesi redu rese.
Uye zvaakakuudza iwe pachako zvinongova zvemabhuruku. Hakuna zvapupu. Uye ini, ndisina brain knuckles, amai vako uye mukoti, uye kunyangwe iye wekuraira uye mudzidzisi wechirango…
– Ah tarisa, inokambaira kunze!! – akaona chegumi uye, achitarisa shiri, akabva asimudza dehenya kudenga, ndokutsamwa. -Aaaaa!!! Ndiri kutaura zvakare!!! Heheheyyyy!!
– ndiani? akabvunza dehenya uye, akabata shiri, akarova Stasyan kumeso. Nekutya, Stasyan akabva atanga kunzwisisa uye kutaura Galupsky.
– Ini ndiri Stasyan. Ingori Stasyan. – uye akarasikirwa kuziva.
– Zvakanaka, pane chigubhu iye ani, asi ari radioactive uye anoenda kunodya. Asi isu tichazvishandisa nehupfumi. Uye usazorodze munzira yese, isu hatina kukwana uye saka uri kutsvaga zvekare kutsiva iyo. Sezvo aripo, kune vamwe vakaita saiye. Zvakanaka?
– Ehe, nezve mat edu. – vese vakapindura vachidaro.
Casulia akakwira shiri duku, yakazoita kunge hombe kwaari, uye kaviri shadhi ndokugara pambiri isingazivi, akatanga kubayirira sebhatiri nekupenya.
– Gara pasi masikati masikati akadaira, uye munhu wese akasendamira pachigaro. Anopfira mumwe nemumwe panguva imwechete.
– Uye ini ndine zvikamu zviviri! – yakaziviswa, ichizunza Cherevich Chmor Iko.
– Ini ndichatsemura nyanga dzako shas, – Zasratich asvika. – for the supplement, uko, kumunda… Izvo zvaunowana, zvese ndezvako…
– Zeka, asi ini ndiri mukuru? – sobled Cherevich
«Mune zvematongerwo enyika, asi kwete mumba yekudyira,» akadaro Casulia. – ndine urombo, reverend.
Vamwe vese vakaswedera mangwanani uye hapana munhu akaona kuuya kwavo. Ivo hapana chavaigona kuwana, asi vavakidzani vavasiya navo. Zeka apfira mate pamusoro pavo uye, kazhinji, ivo vaibatwa nenzira ine chivimbo nemhando, zvese masyovy, pasina bazaar, oh muverengi wangu. Kipisha uye kuonekera kubva padivi pakanga pasina, Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
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pane faka yes wow
– Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
Stasyan, pasi pekushamisika kwemashiripiti enyama yakanga yakamukomba, zvishoma nezvishoma akauya kwaari akamuka. Mumoyo make anga asina kuzara, hafu yakayamwa, hafu inesimba. Akavhura maziso ake akaona chifukidziro chaive chichiita kupfupika uye pamberi pake paive patove nemaburikendi eblack gingop mipira. Mushure mekusiyana uku kwakagadziridzwa, uye akatosiyanisa silhouette yezvisikwa zvinoshamisa.
– Ndivanaani, aya mapfupa asina nyama, mupenyu? akafunga.
– Aya ndiGalupas. – vakapindura izwi remukati rakanzi Mutauro.
– Chii chimwe zvakare icho Galupa? – akabvunza Stasyan wekuTinue.
– Ndeupi akakupa zuva rakapfuura nezuro uye nezuro mumusoro… Usiku, rangarira?
– Saka yanga isiri kurota?! – uye akayeuka zvakaitika zuva rakanga rapfuura uye nekutya akaedza kukambaira kumusana kwake, musoro wake kumberi, asi wakakanganiswa pane chimwe chinhu. Akazvitarisa shure kwake ndokuona ziso guru rakamutarisa.
– Ah!!! akapopota uye akasvetuka. Vakamukomberedza vakagwinyira mumunamato wemangwanani, shadi, vachidzokorora mazwi akafanana: «Maza Faka Yes Wow!..». Akaongorora uye akaziya. Mukuru wacho akauya achibva arova shiri shiri panguva yekutanga kusvetuka fingal, yakamutsa Stasyan.
– ndiwe ani? – Akabvunza dehenya Zasratovich uye akamira, nekusimudza gumbo-pfupa rake maitiro enziyo-kuimba.
– Stasyan haana kunzwisisa chero chinhu, asi izwi rake remukati rakashandurwa kubva kuGalupsky kuenda kuSparrow. Izwi rake remukati Mutauro waitaurwa neanopfuura mabhiriyoni mashanu emitauro nemitauro, kusanganisira mitauro yehutachiona uye hurongwa, hutachiona, uye kunyange nano particles. Uyezve – mitauro yemapuraneti, nyeredzi, mapoka enyeredzi uye zvichingodaro uye zvichingodaro.
– Ini ndiri shiri Stasyan kubva Ayaguz. akapindura.
Cherepuk Zasratich haana kunzwisisa zvaitaurwa nevasungwa uye akarerekera kushamisika, asi inzwi rake remukati, manzwi edzimwe nhengo dzemashizha, akaudza varidzi vazvo zvakataurwa nemumwe munhu. Ndiwo maitiro avakadzidza kunzwisisana pasina kudzidza mazwi evamwe vanhu. Vakataura nekunzwisisa zvirevo, mazwi aive akafanana mukurehwa uye akasiyana mune rimwe inzwi. Semuenzaniso: «Maza faka hongu wow!..», uye neshiri dzinoita senge: «Chirik, Chirik chik Chirik!», Uye pane vanhu zvichanzwika sekuti: «Nyika ino yakanaka sei!», Uye iri inzwi rangu remukati rakashandurwa, nekuti maizwi emukati haana mitauro yakasiyana. Izwi rese remukati rine mutauro mumwe. Ini handizive kana Mwari kana Dhiabhori, asi ndiye.. Mutauro wepfungwa. Zvinoitika kuti kanopfuura kamwe mumusoro mangu mimhanzi inotamba uye yakajairwa kwazvo, asi iwe haugone kuimba. Inonzwika vhesi kana prose, asi haugone kudoma uye unotambudzwa, urikushambadza pfungwa dzako. Iwe unoziva kuti pfungwa iri kutenderera mumusoro mako, asi haugone kutora; Iwe unonzwisisa, asi haugone kutsanangura. Iwe unoti kufunga kuri kutenderera mumusoro mako. Uye chete kana iwe ukakanganiswa, ipapo gare gare iyo subconscious pfungwa inoshandura uye kuzivisa muFrance murume akagadzirira – muchiFrench; Chinese – muChinese; kune imbwa – kune imbwa, ndosaka iye anonzwisisa iyo pfungwa, kwete syllable. Nekuti iwo mafungiro ndewevese mumutauro mumwe. Udza imbwa nerudo: «mombe» uye inodonhedza muswe wayo, uye murume wechiFrench uye wekuChina kunyemwerera. Uye uti: «Akachena musikana», achiruma mazino ake, imbwa inozorera, uye murume wechiFrench nemaChinese anotarisana uye vachipindura kune rudo kududzirwa kweshoko rimwe nerimwe richapindura nerwake zvinonyadzisa.
Uye chimiro chechiso hachinei nazvo. Kupararira kwesimba.
Asi ini, oh muverengi wangu anotambudza