– Basa redu nderekuchengetedza yako ass-mug!!
– Uye fudza … – Cherevich akasimudza gumbo uye akatarisa achizvikudza kubva kumusoro.
General Shrovet haana kutaura chinhu, akatendeukira kune shards achibva achaira:
– Zvitarise wega!!!! – zvinoreva kuvaka. Shards dzese dzakasungirirwa pakarepo mumutsara mumwe wakamirira timu.
– Saka, varwi!! – Cherepuk akaongorora shards dzeavo vaaisangana navo, achizvitarisisa zvakasiyana, achitarisira kuwana chimwe chinhu chinopesana nechero mutemo, asi zvakashaya basa.
– Vana vangu!!! Enda madzibaba uye utsvake!!!! Kurumidza!!! SUGGEST!!!!
– Uye chii chekutarisa, mwanakomana? – akabvunza mumwe wevarwi. Rega nditsanangure kuti «mwanakomana» ndeyekukumbira kune mukuru, uye «baba» – kune mudiki kana munyarikani.
– Handisi mwanakomana wako, Chmyr. Ini ndiri mukuru wako!! – Zasratich akatsamwa, aive akachengetedzeka uye aimbozviita mune yekare mafashoni nzira, muchinzvimbo uye muhofisi, zvikasadaro kurangwa kuri pasina. – unzwisise?
– Ehe, mwanakomana!!! – varwi vakapindura vakabatana. Vakadzidziswa nenzira nyowani, uye ivo havana kunzwisisa izvo zvairehwa nezvavaitaura.
– Oboltus … – akapfira Zasratich uye akatarisa kune vamwe vanhu. Kwete chizvarwa chakange chiripo, akafunga. -Uye izvo zvekutarisira kubvunza Cherevich. – uye ne grin akakanda kutarisa kuna Mr. Chmor Iko.
– Wakanganwa here, mafuta akaora, kuti ini – Ini ndiri Rev?! Nekusaterera iwe uchanyimwa chikafu!! Wanzwa zvese here?
– Ndiani muromo wake, iye Rev iwe muBurrow, uye pano iwe uri munhu akajairika!! mukuru akadaidzira uye akasimuka nemafuta. -Ko uchiri pano here? Akatiza kuna avo vakarwa, vakapukunyuka murima. Cherevich akaputika nekutsamwa kunge shuwa bubble, asi akaramba uye haana chaakataura.
– Usapopotedzana newe. – akavasimbisa Casulia. – Hatigoni kukakavara. Isu tese tiri mune imwe shit. Ngatitambe nechimwe chinhu chiri nani? Gara mudenderedzwa…
Varwi vese vakamhanya nepakati pauswa; vakagumburwa, vakawa, vakakurumidza kumuka uye kunyange, vachinzwa kuneta, havana kutya kuderera. Order – pane kuraira.
– Uye isu tichamhanya kusvika rinhi? akabvunza wekutanga, achipuruzira wechipiri.
– Uh.., uh.., uh.. bata mweya wako. – Akapindura muvakidzani, akakwenenzverwa pamusoro pechinhu uye akagurika musoro pamusoro pezvitsitsinho. Chetatu, chechishanu, uye chegumi chakagumburwa pamusoro pake uye zvakare vakadonha zviyero zvavo ndokuwira. Vamwe vese vakatiza.
– Hei idiots, mirira!! – vakashevedzera vekutanga, asi: chechina, chechitanhatu, chechinomwe, chechisere uye chepfumbamwe ivo havana kunzwa nekuvanda murima. – heino makondoh…
– Uye ndivanaani ava – makondoh? wechishanu akabvunza, achisimbisa pfupa regumbo. Akapendekera ibvi rake pasi.
– Handizive. – akapindura wechipiri uye nekunetseka akaburitsa gumbo-pfupa rake kunze kwe dehenya gumi. Iko kuomarara kwemapuranga kwaisaratidzika kunge kwakasimba simbi, uye nekudaro, negwinyiro rakanaka, dehenya rakatadza kupaza, asi rova chinhu chakapinza, senge mune ino nyaya.
– Tichaitei? – akabvunza wekutanga. – mhanyai?
– Nemafuta akaremara?! Nooo. Iwe unofanirwa kuuya kune pfungwa dzako uye kuzorora. -akanongedzera wechitatu uye akakanda iyo-yakavhuvhu-pfupa pfupa rakadzika mukati meuswa.
– Ah! – mumwe munhu akadaidzira murima. Shards dzaive dzakasvinura.
– Ndiani akadaidzira? – akazevezera wechipiri.
– Kwete ini?! – yakakatyamadza yekutanga.
– Uye kwete ini. – akadzokorora echishanu.
– Uye handisi matsi uye mbeveve. – Akataura mune yekutanga yehupenyu hwake uye ndokuita ruzha.. – kamwe, kamwe chete, radish, abyrvalg… ini ndoti, shamwari, ndinoti!!! akapopota uye akasvetuka senge bhasikiti.
– Nyarara iwe. – yekutanga yakavezwa. – Enda zvirinani kutarisa kuti kupopota kwakabvepi.
– Hakuna mabhureki. – uye chegumi nemufaro kuti akagamuchira rairo, akatiza, akabva angomhanyisa ndokutenda munhu wese saizvozvo ndokutiza futi.
Pakarepo mushure mekunyangarika murima chairo regumi, pakanga paine ruzha uye muridzo, uyo wakawedzera kuita sechinhu chakasvikwa nekukakavara pamusoro pemhepo.
Ehe! pahuma pahuma panosvika chegumi kusvika gumi.
– Iwe unoda here bazaar? – Wechishanu akasvetukira kutsoka dzake uye akatanga kusimuka.
– Mabhureki, achikwira. Hezvo. – chegumi chakanongedza aine pfupa murima kubva kwaakabhururuka. – ipapo, mune imwe mhando, mumwe munhu akarembera kunze, achipenya, uye kunyanya kukosha, achingobhowa.
– Saka! Saka nhingi. – yechipiri yaichengetwa. – Mwenje kumusoro, bazaar?.. Chaizvoizvo....
– Ehe, kuti ndizvivanze ne nyama, iwe uri chii?
– Kana iwe usinga dzungire machira, saka tinochida. Kupenya, ipapo. – uye chegumi akadzvanya mabvi ake uye akadzika kumashure nemutsipa wake.. – radioactive.
– Chii chatakaponeswa? -akatsigira mubvunzo wekutanga. -Tichamudhonzera kuKazuli Zeke.
– Achadya uye…
– YOHO!! – munhu wese akadaidzira.
– Uye tidye isu tese!! – zvese zvinorondedzerwa mukorasi.
– Zvakanaka, chii, shards, tiri kuenda? – yakakurudzira yekutanga uye yakananga murima.
– Ah, ini handingaendi.. – wegumi akaramba, anorova. – uye ndobva ndanzwa nematsi nekutya uye… yakaverengeka zvekare. Ini ndaida kutaura chimwe chinhu, asi zvakazongoita kurira chete – kuderera.
– Zvakanaka, gara pano. – vese vakaudzwa mukorasi ndokumhanyira kunowanikwa.
– Ahhh!!! – chegumi chakawedzera uye chakamirira munhu wese.
Uye panguva iyoyo…
.– akadana uye akatsika mapfupa epasi Cherevich. – Iwe unonzwisisa here izvo?
– Shit, iwe uri Galup, kwete iye reverend. Asi pane iko kuora, kunyangwe ini ndisingazive kuti chii, iwe uchapindura!! – mukuru wekare akatsamwa, uye, akamira pamusoro korona, akaswededza pendi nepamakumbo-pamapfupa kumeso kwechinhu chekusarudzika. Akabhururuka achienda, vachiita katatu somersault.
– — Me! Me!! – Cherevich Chmor Iko akadzingirira pane rake squeak, achibhururuka kunze nebhora.
– Iwe wabva pamusoro wako … – Zasratich akanyara kutaura kugumisa pamberi peCasulia yemwoyo wose uye akachinja kutsamwa kwake kose kuri kuita kwemuviri. Iye chete aida kusvetuka nekutsika, Casulia paakabata gumbo remukuru wechero, ndokukwevera kwaari. – Ndisiye ndiende!! – Zaratch Zaratich yakagwinha, – kunyangwe kuGalupiya ndaida kudambura nyanga iyi yenguruve yakakora.
– Bata icho, chibate Zack, usarege kusvika tadzokera kuGalupiya.
– Ehe, usapokana newe. – pfeka masaga eZasratich Kazulia. – chinyararire. – akateerera. Vanyaradzi vakamutarisa. – Wanzwa?
– Chii? – akabvunza dehenya Chmor Iko.
– Stomp of knuckles. Dutu riri kuswedera. Kupfuura ipapo. – uye akatendeudzira ziso rake kudivi.
Kure kure kwaive neinoputira bhora raipenya. Patakasvika, zvaive pachena kuti Sparrow Stasyan nokuzvidira akapwanya sei matenji. Haana kana kumbobata pasi. Kusvika iyo yakasungwa-yakakodzera imwe, shiri, yakarohwa kubva kumativi ese, yakavezwa