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Автор: Rob DenBleyker
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of Death

       ‘They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—’

       General John Sedgwick

      (his last words before being hit by a Confederate sharpshooter)

      No Escaping the Black Death

      It’s estimated that the Black Death killed around a third of Europe’s total population during the fourteenth century. That’s around 25 million people – and that’s only in Europe. It also devastated China and parts of Asia before it even reached the European continent.

      The Black Death probably earned its name from the tell-tale red spots – which later turned black – that would appear on the skin of the infected. The spots were actually broken blood vessels under the skin which made it look like a black rash.

      Thought you were safe from the plague? Think again. Although nowhere near as prevalent as it once was, the plague hasn’t been totally wiped out. Cases can still be found in some parts of the world. Watch out for those rats!

      

       ‘OH MY GOD…WOOFY! YOU HAVE IT TOO?!’

      How to Tell You Were Probably a Goner …

      

Shivering

      

Vomiting

      

Headache

      

Intolerance to light

      

Back pain

      

Delirium

      

Giddiness

      

Swelling in the groin and armpits

      

       CONNECT THE DOTS TO SEE WHAT THE BLACK DEATH WAS REALLY LIKE!

      

The Bloodiest Battles

      It has long been argued that war is one of the most effective population stabilizers. Did you ever wonder how many American service members actually died during the big wars?

      The US Department of Veterans Affairs gives us the lowdown.

       The American Revolution

      Total number killed in battle:

       4,435

       War of 1812

      Total number killed in battle:

       2,260

       The Civil War

      Total number of Union servicemen

      killed in battle:

       140,414

      Total number of Confederate servicemen

      killed in battle:

       74,524

       The Spanish–American War

      Total number killed in battle:

       385

       World War I

      Total number killed in battle:

       53,402

       World War II

      Total number killed in battle:

       291,557

       Korean War

      Total number killed in battle:

       33,741

       Vietnam War

      Total number killed in battle:

       47,424

       Desert Shield/Desert Storm

      Total number killed in battle:

       147

      The Global War on Terror claims more lives every day, so the number is constantly fluctuating. You can look at the website of the US Department of Veterans Affairs for the latest numbers.

      A Very Eerie Coincidence?

       A Peculiar Look at Presidential Departures

      Of all the US presidents, three have actually kicked the bucket on none other than the Fourth of July. To be more specific, three of the first five US presidents died on July 4. Seems far-fetched? The chances of this are actually one in five million.

       Thomas Jefferson died on 4 July 1826

       John Adams died on the same day – 4 July 1826

       James Monroe died on 4 July 1831

      And if that’s not freaky enough, Thomas Jefferson died just before 1 pm on that fateful day. Adams died just a few hours later. His last reported words?

       ‘Jefferson still survives.’

      Hmm, guess no one had the heart to break the news.

      

Most popular state for US presidents to breathe their last? Nope, not Washington DC. The Big Apple has hosted more presidential deaths than any other state.

      

Being President takes its toll – most survive an average of only 12.9 years after leaving office.

      

Eleven presidents have lived past 80.

       Presidential Last Words

      ‘Please put out that light, James.’

       Teddy Roosevelt

      ‘I have a terrific headache.’

      


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