‘Hardly. They’re very young,’ says Naomi’s father hastily.
Naomi looks across at Timothy and smiles uneasily. Something about her smile worries him, but he soon forgets it because he has a far greater worry. He’s terrified that someone will successfully guess the parcel’s secret.
Luckily, before this can happen, they are called in to supper, which is served in the rather bare dining room. It smells of not being used often enough. The oblong table is simply laid, with the usual National Trust mats and no tablecloth. The meal, too, is simple – melon, roast chicken and trifle. Naomi’s parents do not have sophisticated tastes. But the melon will be juicy, the chicken tasty, the trifle first rate. There is also wine – a rarity at the Walls table. Only white, no red. Timothy refuses to try it. Julian takes a sip, looks at Teresa, then at the label, and nods. Antoine comments, in his almost showily immaculate English, that if he painted blue nuns the bourgeoisie would have kittens. Timothy remembers the nun on the train and catches Naomi’s eye. She smiles. There is a brief moment of complicity across the table. But then she turns to talk to Clive. It is clear that she adores Clive.
Timothy is sitting between Julian and Antoine. He wishes that he was next to Naomi, but he understands that her brothers must have that privilege. He’s relieved that he’s not next to Isobel. The vicious little cow might squeeze his balls in mid-trifle. He sometimes wonders if Naomi is a good judge of character.
Julian turns to him with the air of a man dispensing charity, but his words are bombs that will explode if Timothy understands the subtext.
‘I have to say, and this will probably amaze you, that in the whole of my life I have never met a taxidermist,’ he says, smiling deceptively.
‘Oh. Well, perhaps you could come and meet my dad some time,’ says Timothy.
‘An offer it would be hard to refuse,’ says Julian. ‘Tell me, I’m intrigued, is your house full of stuffed birds and animals or does your father see as much as he can stand of them during his working hours?’
Timothy understands enough to realise that this is one person who will not go into raptures of delight at the unveiling of the curlew.
‘We don’t actually stuff them,’ he says rather stiffly. ‘That’s a popular misconception.’
‘I sit corrected. I apologise for my ignorance,’ says Julian stuffily, and turns away.
Antoine turns to Timothy and asks him if he’s ever been to France.
‘No,’ says Timothy. He knows that his reply is short to the point of being brusque. He tries desperately to think of something to embellish it, but he is hopelessly incapable of dealing with Antoine. ‘Never,’ he says.
‘Do you like art?’ asks Antoine.
‘Oh, yes. My dad says what we do is a kind of art.’
‘Are there any particular artists that you admire?’
‘I like Peter Scott,’ offers Timothy after some thought.
‘I do not know this Peter Scott,’ says Antoine.
‘He does birds. Geese. Ducks. That sort of thing.’
‘I see.’
‘They look, you know, just…er…’
‘Just like real live birds, ducks, geese?’
‘Yes. Exactly.’
‘Oh, dear.’
Timothy feels humiliated, but Antoine continues.
‘When we get to know you all, Clive and I will take you under our wing. We’ll go to exhibitions. We’ll show you true art. Good art. Great art. Oh, and bad art. That’s always fun too.’
Timothy finds the prospect daunting. He isn’t ready for this. He’d almost prefer humiliation. It’s easier to deal with. Less emotionally demanding. He finds himself staring at a painting on the wall above the hostess trolley. It shows a ketch beating up the Deben towards a stormy sunset.
Antoine knows what he is thinking.
‘No,’ he says. ‘Not good.’
‘Bad?’ ventures Timothy.
‘No. Not bad. But what use is “not bad”? Not bad is no use. Why are all the paintings in this house pictures of boats?’
‘Naomi’s father sails.’
‘And her mother?’
‘No.’
‘Oh. That’s bad.’
‘Well, I think she gets sick. Very sick.’
‘No, no. I don’t mean it’s bad that she doesn’t sail. I mean it’s bad that all the pictures are of boats when she doesn’t sail.’
The conversation stops there. Antoine is perfectly happy for it to stop but Timothy thinks that it’s entirely his fault.
Now Penny calls across the table to Antoine and asks him questions about France, about his background, about his painting. Then she looks across at her husband, seeking help.
William, who has been staring wistfully at the schooner that is bowling along up the Solent above the bulky Victorian sideboard handed down from his family and impossible to sell until they’re all dead, gives Penny a slight nod, turns to Antoine, and says, ‘I believe quite a large proportion of people in French cities live in flats and apartments.’
‘Yes,’ says Antoine, as if it has been just the question he was expecting. ‘Probably more than here, I think. We do not all see the need to own a house. We are not quite such a nation of gardeners.’
‘Yes. So I’ve heard,’ says William. ‘I sometimes think only our gardens save us from mass outbreaks of insanity. You must have other escapes.’
Antoine doesn’t rise to this.
‘How did you and Clive meet?’ asks Penny brightly, oh, so brightly.
‘On the train,’ says Clive. ‘I was going back to college. I’d popped up to Edinburgh to see an exhibition. And there was this impossibly handsome man strolling sexily down the carriage. Naturally I followed him.’
There is a brief silence. Naomi cannot believe how bravely her parents are taking this. If only she’d known, maybe she and Timothy could have been honest with them. Too late now.
‘Your food is very different from ours, isn’t it?’ continues Penny remorselessly.
‘They eat frogs’ legs,’ says Isobel savagely. It is the only thing she says during the entire meal.
‘We eat all sorts of other things as well,’ says Antoine. ‘You should try our cassoulet.’
Poor Timothy. He can think of nothing to say. He assumes that what he is hearing is sparkling repartee. He hasn’t the experience to realise that this is one of the most stilted conversations he’ll ever hear. He feels out of his depth. He wants to talk to Naomi, but she is sailing down memory lane with her brothers and he has the feeling that she has forgotten she has a fiancé. And all the time his present sits there, in the lounge, waiting. He clings to the thought that, because it has been so wretchedly tied up, it will be all the more of a sensation when it is revealed. But he is not entirely convinced. How slowly time passes. That wretched ketch seems to have been sailing towards that bloody sunset (he apologises to God for his language) for hours, and they still aren’t onto the trifle.
Julian gets to his feet.
‘We must have a toast,’ he announces. ‘Is there any more wine? Everyone must have wine.’
‘Oh, sorry,’ says William. ‘We aren’t wine people, I’m afraid.’
He goes out and comes back with another, differently