The Devious Book
for Cats
Fluffy and Bonkers
With the Assistance of
Joe Garden, Janet Ginsburg, Chris Pauls, Anita Serwacki and Scott Sherman Illustrations By Emily Flake
For Jim Davis
Table of Contents
Extraordinary Cats in History – Part I
Groom, Groom, Groom, Groom, Groom, Groom, Groom
For Black Cats – Making the Most of Superstition
The Legend of the Crazy Cat Lady
An Illustrated Guide to Napping
Extraordinary Cats in History – Part II
Organizing an Effective Secret Mission
Catfight! Five Moves You Should Know
The Three Stages of Transcendent Contentment
Maintaining Your Quality of Life If Declawed
What to Do When You’re Stuck up a Tree
Keeping the Mystery in Your Relationship
The Vacuum Cleaner: A Vortex of Terror!
Extraordinary Cats in History – Part III: Semper Feline
The Scratching Post and Other Postmodern Forms of Control
Getting Something You Really Need
In Defence of Your Discriminating Palate
Your First Cat Tree – Making the Leap
The Pros and Cons of Being Sullen