How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Cool, Sound, Wicked, or at Least Not Totally Lame. Pamela Satran Redmond

8 Hot vs. Crusty Comparisons #61 No Chronic Health Discussions #62 Screw the Housework MadLibs: A Young Person’s Guide to Housekeeping #63 Break that Saturday Night Sex Routine #64 Stop Surfing the Net 25 Web Expressions You Should Know Now #65 Have No Problem #66 Sponge off Your Parents #67–73 How Not to Party Old #74 Don’t Be Shocked by a Touch of Girl-on-girl 10 Other Things Not to Be Shocked By #75 No to the Negativity Anti-negativity Spin Chart: 6 Upbeat Substitutes #76 Enough with the Man-bashing 5 Deathless Man-bashing Jokes #77 Don’t Fear the Silence #78 Don’t Live Somewhere Old #79 Don’t Say the Doctor, the Copper, or the Teacher ‘Looks Twelve’ #80 Cancel the Dinner Party #81–87 How Not to Facebook Old #88 Crumble the Dried Flowers #89 Forget the Sixties Nostalgia #90 Don’t Wake Up Before Dawn #91 Enough with the Jane Austen Worship 15 Cool Dead Famous People 8 Uncool Dead Famous People #92 Don’t Fear the Remote #93 No History #94 Don’t Plan #95 Don’t Be Named Bob or Pat Change Your Name/Change Your Age: 10 Updates for Your Old Fart Name #96 Torch Your Books 7 Ways to Read Younger #97