Of course, you know what came next. And it is not the fantasy we all were hoping for, the one in which Suzie’s mum calmly intervenes and says she understands that her child is disappointed, but that she has two choices of desserts, and the third choice is to leave the party if she can’t contain herself. All the parents at the party are secretly rooting for the “leave the party” option.
“I don’t want a Popsicle, and I don’t like the cookie dough pieces!” Suzie screamed.
All eyes turned to Suzie’s mum as she walked over to her daughter. The drama of the scene completely upstaged the birthday boy as the mother tried to cajole her child. She began with, “Oh sweetie, my love, angel, cookie dough is really good, do you want to try some?”
The child looked angry. Her mother continued, “You love Popsicles—how about an orange one?”
“No,” Suzie wailed. “I want chocolate chip!” All eyes went back to Suzie’s mum, our necks straining like spectators at a tennis match, hoping she could lob a winner.
Suzie’s mum shocked us all. Instead of calmly asserting her parental authority, she frantically started picking out the pieces of cookie dough and putting them in her mouth, attempting to be a human pacifier. I felt as if we were being punk’d. We waited and waited. But Ashton Kutcher never came.
It is not safe for a child to have that much power. Parents seem to be tap-dancing faster and faster to try to placate their children rather than setting clear limits and asserting their authority. When you find yourself constantly bribing and negotiating, you can be sure the power structure has run amok.
The bottom line is that kids with too much power feel unsafe. Children with too much influence often become anxious because they feel like they have to control their environment, and they really don’t know how. This stress triggers a cascade of toxic neurochemistry. Creating situations in which a child’s developing brain is consistently bathed in the stress hormone cortisol is not a wise parenting move.
I have treated my share of anxious adults. One patient described it perfectly: “I felt sleazy being able to so easily manipulate my parents as a kid. It felt unsafe.”
Parents today seem to have trouble tolerating their children’s unhappy emotions. You must be able to withstand your children’s disappointments and negative feelings without rushing in to fix them, or you unintentionally will be crippling your children. If you can’t handle their negative feelings, how will they learn to?
Your task as a parent is to help your child self-soothe. You need to help your child build an emotional immune system. A vaccine inserts a little bacteria or a virus into your bloodstream so that you can build the immunity to fight the big one when it comes along. Think of helping your children work through negative feelings, rather than trying to fix them, as providing an emotional vaccine. You are arming them with an emotional booster for the future.
Parents who never want their kids to be upset with them, and who avoid their children’s disappointment at all costs, are doing their kids a huge disservice. Good parenting can make you temporarily unpopular with your kid. Keep thinking, Hate me now, thank me later. Isn’t creating a resilient adult worth enduring a few sniffles now?
Consider the message that Suzie’s mother was teaching her: “If you are unhappy, whine louder to get your way. Your needs usurp all others’ in the room.” Fast-forward on little Suzie. Would you want to date her? Her future might be a string of one-and-dones.
By being too nice, we are actually being mean. It takes courage and some gumption to do the right thing. Take comfort in knowing that Authoritative Parenting—defined as listening to your child, encouraging independence, and giving fair and consistent consequences—yields very well-adjusted children. Spoiling a child is easier in the moment than setting limits, but it is your job to help regulate and contain your children’s emotions. Emotionally wimpy parenting leads to emotionally fragile kids.
“My problem is, my kids know that my no means maybe.”
—Mother of three
“You can’t parent by the path of least resistance.”
—Marc, divorced dad
“The only way to make adulthood hard is to make childhood too easy.”
—Betsy Brown Braun, parenting educator and author
Parents today have way too long a fuse for bad behavior. Some mums seem to have an inordinate amount of patience for withstanding endless negotiations and tantrums, making them seem almost like Stepford Mums. A child whines and negotiates ad nauseam, and parents just keep on listening.
“I mean, how many more ‘if you do that one more time’s can we hear from this generation?”
—Kari, grandmother
What shocks me is how charmed parents are when their kids negotiate. They seem delighted by their kids’ smarts rather than drained by their relentless lobbying. Life’s simplest tasks, like going to bed or leaving the park, become fifteen-minute arguments. It is exhausting.
The power structure has capsized, and many kids are drowning. They are talking faster and faster to get their way, and it is stressful for everyone. Parents constantly ask me how to restore order.
The best way to stop a little debater in his tracks is a tool I call reverse negotiation. It works like a charm. Here is how it is done: you tell your child that negotiating will no longer be tolerated. If you are thinking that it’s not that simple, you would be right. But wait, there is more—you add that when your child negotiates, not only does he not get what he was asking for, but he gets less than what he started with. Let’s give it a whirl:
PARENT: Bedtime is at eight.
CHILD: I want to stay up until eight thirty.
PARENT: No, it’s eight.
CHILD: I want to stay up later.
PARENT: Now bedtime is seven forty-five.
CHILD: Fine, I’ll take eight.
PARENT: Now bedtime is at seven thirty.
You must stick to this revised bedtime. Cement it in, no parental trade-backs. Don’t be the parent who cried wolf. Aaaah . . . Silence. All is quiet, all is well. It is as if suddenly you turned off the music on a grating radio station. If you really follow through, the little debater will vanish, and in his place will be a lovely child, snuggled in his cozy pajamas and ready for bed. Poof! Magically, the endless “if you do that one more time” tune is no longer playing in your head.
“Sometimes love says no.”
—Marianne Williamson, spiritual leader, author
Ways to Think about No. Shrink-Tested and Mother-Approved
No.
No is a complete sentence. No, that’s my final answer. No does not begin a negotiation. No cannot mean “maybe.”
Center of the Universe
Let’s first be clear what your job as parent is not: grande-size playdate, entertainment center in 3-D, and, most of all, human pacifier. If you are catering to your child’s every whim, you could be paving the way for a very entitled child who lacks empathy. Let’s step back for a moment and think of the message we are sending to the children who are having tantrums at Starbucks or the birthday party. We are basically saying to them, Whine louder, throw a bigger fit, and you will have a cookie and chocolate milk to go with your vanilla ice cream, now that all the pieces of cookie dough have been picked out!
Teaching children empathy and that the world does not revolve around them are pretty great life lessons.
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