Колики. Николай Красковский. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Николай Красковский
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785447458836
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ноги, и грудь больше нормы,

      Но в нравственном смысле – она крокодил.

      * * *

      Браня людей словцом нелестным

      За перекос в своей судьбе,

      Сначала быть попробуй честным

      По отношению к себе.

      * * *

      Когда язык готов что-то сказать,

      А мыслей нет и разум будет скудным,

      Весьма уместно просто промолчать,

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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