Шашлык-машлык. Себастьян Ферейро. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Себастьян Ферейро
Издательство: Эксмо
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 2021
isbn: 978-5-04-122407-3
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где ты был» – шуточная народная песенка. – Здесь и далее прим. ред.

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      Неуловимый Джо – персонаж анекдота, который считал себя очень значимым, но, по сути, никому был не нужен.

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      Николае Чаушеску – румынский государственный, политический и партийный деятель. Его называют диктатором и «пожизненным президентом».

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