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Royal, Right Honourable, or a Right Reverend Robber, is the most dangerous Robber, and consequently the most to be detested.
Our modern Advocates for Villainy and Slavery, have found out a new Way of arguing and convincing the Judgements of Men; they make nice Distinctions without a Difference, and tell the World. what was Tyranny in the Time of Charles the first,11 is not Tyranny in the Days of George the Third, and to this they add a long Catalogue of Virtues which he never possessed, they say he is pious; that his chief Aim is to render his Subjects, a happy, great, and free People; (and indeed he has more than once said so himself) these and many other Falshoods equally wicked and absurd, they endeavour to instill into the Minds of the too easily deluded English. These, and such like Artifices, have ever been made Use of in the Reigns of arbitrary Kings, to deceive the People, and make them with more ease and to Chains well polished submit their Necks, and even Reverence and adore the Hand that rivets them. Thus do Tyrants succeed, and the galling Yoke of Slavery, so much complained of by almost every Nation in the World, becomes a Crime of the first MAGNITUDE, in the PEOPLE through their own Credulity and vile SUBMISSION. Truth, in Spite of all the false colouring of venal Writers speaks a different Language, and declares in Opposition to the Pen of Falsehood, that Bloodshed and Slaughter, Violence and Oppression, Popery and Lawless Power characterise the present Reign; and we will defy even the pensioned Johnson, after the closest Examination of the two Reigns, to tell which is the best. Charles broke his Coronation Oath, butchered his SUBJECTS, made Ten Thousand Solemn Promises he never intended to perform, and often committed Perjury: (but these are no Crimes in a King, for ALL Kings have a DIVINE RIGHT, to be DEVILS) He, tried to overturn the Constitution by Force, but found his Mistake when it was too late, and that even Royal Villainy does not always succeed, and when the
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just Vengeance of Heaven overtook him, he saw, (though he would not believe it before, and imagined, he had a Divine Right to shed HUMAN BLOOD) that the SAME POWER, which RAISED him UP, could PULL him DOWN: The present Sovereign, not wishing to make a Figure in History without a Head; and being more mild and gentle, just and good, has IMPROVED upon the Plan, and is now tearing up the CONSTITUTION by the Roots, under the FORM of LAW; this Method of Proceeding is certainly much safer, and more judicious, as well as just; for what Right can an ENGLISHMAN have to complain, when he is LEGALLY made a SLAVE by ACT OF PARLIAMENT. How wicked! How rebellious! must the Americans be, and what leveling Principles must they possess, to resist the Divine Right of the King, and the divine Right of the Lords and Commons, under the Sanction of a divine Act of Parliament, sent from Heaven, to PLUNDER, BUTCHER, STARVE, or ENSLAVE them, just as it shall come into their divine Heads, or the Heads of their divine Instruments; and when once they have carried this divine Law into Execution, according to their righteous Intention, WE shall soon see on this Side the Atlantic, that they have the same divine Right, to use US, in the SAME merciful and divine Manner. This is but the first divine Step, of a DIABOLICAL Plan for shedding HUMAN BLOOD, reducing an INDUSTRIOUS, BRAVE, FLOURISHING, and FREE People, from a State of AFFLUENCE, to that of MISERY, BEGGARY, and SLAVERY; and Nothing, but a Resolution in the People HERE, will be able to prevent the next divine Step of the same Plan, from laying in RUINS, ALL the RIGHTS of the British, with those of the American World.12
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The Altar of Despotism is erected in America, and WE shall be the next Victims to LAWLESS POWER; all the Horrors of SLAVERY, now stare us in the Face; our Religion Subverted, Freedom, Law, and Right artfully undermined, the Roman Catholic Religion, not tolerated, but ESTABLISHED, a Majority of the House of Commons, and House of Lords mere Creatures of the King; in short, every Engine of OPPRESSION and ARBITRARY Power is at work to accomplish our RUIN.
O my Countrymen, that we could but inspire you with noble Sentiments of LIBERTY, rouse you to a just sense of your immediate Danger, and make you feel, sensibly feel, all the Blessings derived from FREEDOM, the natural Right of every Man, but more peculiarly of Englishmen, it is our Birthright, our Inheritance, it was handed down to us by our Ancestors, and Sealed often with their BLOOD; let us then, in Justice to them, to ourselves, and to Posterity, make a noble constitutional Stand, in Conjunction with our noble and spirited, but suffering fellow Subjects in America, against the present Plan, long fixed by the Minions of Power to destroy it, and overturn the Constitution, a Constitution ten Thousand Times superior to any System ever devised by the Greeks or Romans.13
At such a time as THIS, when the merciless, the relentless Hand of Tyranny is tearing out the Vitals of Freedom, sapping the Foundations of public
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Security, making a Mockery of Justice, and destroying all the envied Rights of Britain, and the Truths of Heaven; I say, at such a Time, to be inattentive or inactive, is Infamy, and he who can tamely see his Country upon the Brink of RUIN, without putting out his Arm, and lending a helping Hand to rescue her from DESTRUCTION, must be an abandoned Wretch, a Disgrace to the Name of Englishman and to his Country.
N.B.14 No.2, will contain the secret Reasons urged in the Cabinet for dissolving the last Parliament, and smuggling another of the same Complexion. &c. &c.
To the People of ENGLAND and AMERICA.
Some Time in the middle of March will be published, Price IS. 6d. in Quarto, on a fine Paper and new Type,
The Prophecy of RUIN, a Poem.
Ense velut stricto, quoties Lucilius ardens
Infremuit, rubet Auditor cui frigida Mens est,
Criminibus, tacita sudant Praecordia Culpa.
JUVENAL.15
Sharp as a Sword Lucilius drew his Pen,
And struck with panic Terror guilty Men,
At his just Strokes the harden’d Wretch would start,
Feel the cold Sweat, and tremble at the Heart.16
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Printed and published for the Authors, by T. W. SHAW, in Fleet-Street, opposite Anderton’s Coffee House, and by his appointment the Corner of Little Turnstile, Holborn, where Letters to the Publisher will be thankfully received.
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THE
CRISIS
| NUMBER II | To be continued Weekly. |
| SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 1775 | [Price Two-pence Halfpenny. |
A Bloody Court,
A Bloody Ministry,
And
A Bloody Parliament.
THE sudden and unexpected Dissolution of the last ruinous Parliament,1 gave a just and general Alarm to the whole Nation; and we may search in vain the voluminous Pages of Grecian, Roman, or English