The Book of Humorous Verse. Various

LITTLE BUG

       ON THE DOWNTOWN SIDE OF AN UPTOWN STREET

       WRITTEN AFTER SWIMMING FROM SESTOS TO ABYDOS

       THE FISHERMAN'S CHANT

       REPORT OF AN ADJUDGED CASE

       PREHISTORIC SMITH

       SONG

       LYING

       STRICTLY GERM-PROOF

       THE LAY OF THE LOVER'S FRIEND

       MAN'S PLACE IN NATURE

       THE NEW VERSION

       AMAZING FACTS ABOUT FOOD

       TRANSCENDENTALISM

       A "CAUDAL" LECTURE

       SALAD

       NEMESIS

       "MONA LISA"

       THE SIEGE OF DJKLXPRWBZ

       RURAL BLISS

       AN OLD BACHELOR

       SONG

       THE QUEST OF THE PURPLE COW

       ST. PATRICK OF IRELAND, MY DEAR!

       THE IRISH SCHOOLMASTER

       REFLECTIONS ON CLEOPATHERA'S NEEDLE

       THE ORIGIN OF IRELAND

       AS TO THE WEATHER

       THE TWINS

       II

       THE ETERNAL FEMININE

       HE AND SHE

       THE KISS

       THE COURTIN'

       HIRAM HOVER

       BLOW ME EYES!

       FIRST LOVE

       WHAT IS A WOMAN LIKE?

       MIS' SMITH

       TRIOLET

       BESSIE BROWN, M.D.

       A SKETCH FROM THE LIFE

       MINGUILLO'S KISS

       A KISS IN THE RAIN

       THE LOVE-KNOT

       OVER THE WAY

       CHORUS OF WOMEN

       THE WIDOW MALONE

       THE SMACK IN SCHOOL

       'SPÄCIALLY JIM

       KITTY OF COLERAINE

       WHY DON'T THE MEN PROPOSE?

       A PIN

       THE WHISTLER

       THE CLOUD

       CONSTANCY

       AIN'T IT AWFUL, MABEL?

       WING TEE WEE

       PHYLLIS LEE

       THE SORROWS OF WERTHER

       THE UNATTAINABLE