The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain (Illustrated). Mark Twain

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       On the Decay of the Art of Lying

       About Magnanimous-Incident Literature

       Punch, Brothers, Punch

       The Great Revolution in Pitcairn

       The Canvasser's Tale

       An Encounter with an Interviewer

       Paris Notes

       Legend of Sagnfeld, In Germany

       Speech on the Babies

       Speech on the Weather

       Concerning the American Language

       Rogers

       Mark Twain’s Library of Humor

       The Tomb of Adam

       Abelard and Heloise

       A Genuine Mexican Plug

       A Day's Work

       Dick Baker's Cat

       A Restless Night

       A Dose of Pain Killer

       European Diet

       Nevada Nabobs in New York

       A Dog in Church

       Blue-Jays

       Our Italian Guide

       Lost in the Snow

       The Cayote

       Col. Sellers at Home

       Other Stories

       Goldsmith’s Friend Abroad Again

       Little Bessie

       Little Nelly Tells a Story Out of Her Own Head

       My Platonic Sweetheart

       The War Prayer

       A Fable

       Hunting the Deceitful Turkey

       The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm

       1601

       Biography

       Mark Twain: A Biography by Albert Bigelow Paine

      Novelettes

       Table of Contents

      A Double Barrelled Detective Story

       Table of Contents

Table of Contents

       Part I.

       I.

       II.

       III.

       IV.

       V.

       Part II.

       I.

       II.

       III.

       IV.

       V.

      Part I.

       Table of Contents

      "We ought never to do wrong when people are looking."

      I.