"Wherever she's from, she did not tell me!" Mrs. Gilson snapped.
"Ah!"
"And what is more, if she had, I shouldn't tell you."
"Oh, come, come, ma'am!" Mr. Bishop was mildly shocked. "Oh, come, ma'am! That is not like you. Think of the King and his royal prerogative!"
"Fiddlesticks!"
Mr. Bishop looked quite staggered.
"You don't mean it," he said--"you don't indeed. You would not have the Radicals and Jacobins ramping over the country, shooting honest men in their shops and burning and ravaging, and--and generally playing the devil?"
"I suppose you think it is you that stops them?"
"No, ma'am, no," with a modest smile. "I don't stop them. I leave that to the yeomanry--old England's bulwark and their country's pride! But when the yeomanry 've done their part, I take them, and the law passes upon them. And when they have been hung or transported and an example made, then you sleep comfortably in your beds. That is what I do. And I think I may say that next to Mr. Nadin of Manchester, who is the greatest man in our line out of London, I have done as much in that way as another."
Mrs. Gilson sniffed contemptuously.
"Well," she said, "if you have never done more than you've done since you've been here, it's a wonder the roof's on! Though what you expected to do, except keep a whole skin, passes me! There's the Chronicle in today, and such talks of riots at Glasgow and Paisley, and such meetings here and alarms there, it is a wonder to me"--with sarcasm--"they can do without you! To judge by what I hear, Lancashire way is just a kettle of troubles and boiling over, and bread that price everybody is wanting to take the old King's crown off his head."
"And his head off his body, ma'am!" Mr. Bishop added solemnly.
"So that it's little good you and your yeomanry seem to have done at Manchester, except get yourselves abused!"
"Ma'am, the King's crown is on his head," Mr. Bishop retorted, "and his head is on his body!"
"Well? Not that his head is much good to him, poor mad gentleman!"
"And King Louis, ma'am, years ago--what of him? The King of France, ma'am? Crown gone, head gone--all gone! And why? Because there was not a good blow struck in time, ma'am! Because, poor, foolish foreigner, he had no yeomanry and no Bow Street, ma'am! But the Government, the British Government, is wiser. They are brave men--brave noblemen, I should say," Mr. Bishop amended with respect,--"but with treason and misprision of treason stalking the land, with the lower orders, that should behave themselves lowly and reverently to all their betters, turned to ramping, roaring Jacobins seeking whom they may devour, and whose machine they may break, my lords would not sleep in their beds--no, not they, brave men as they are--if it were not for the yeomanry and the runners." He had to pause for breath.
Mrs. Gilson coughed dryly.
"Leather's a fine thing," she said, "if you believe the cobbler."
"Well," Mr. Bishop answered, nodding his head confidently, "it's so far true you'd do ill without it."
But Mrs. Gilson was equal to the situation.
"Ay, underfoot," she said. "But everything in its place. My man, he be mad upon tod-hunting; but I never knew him go to Manchester 'Change to seek one."
"No?" Mr. Bishop held his pipe at arm's length, and smiled at it mysteriously. "Yet I've seen one there," he continued, "or in such another place."
"Where?"
"Common Garden, London."
"It was in a box, then."
"It was, ma'am," Mr. Bishop replied, with smiling emphasis. "It was in a box--'safe bind, safe find,' ma'am. That's the motto of my line, and that was it precisely! More by token it's not outside the bounds of possibility you may see"--he glanced towards the door as he knocked his pipe against his top-boot--"one of my tods in a box before morning."
Mrs. Gilson shot out her underlip and looked at him darkly. She never stooped to express surprise; but she was surprised. There was no mistaking the ring of triumph in the runner's tone; yet of all the unlikely things within the landlady's range none seemed more unlikely than that he should flush his game there. She had asked herself more than once why he was there; and why no coach stopped, no chaise changed horses, no rider passed or bagman halted, without running the gauntlet of his eye. For in that country of lake and mountain were neither riots nor meetings; and though Lancashire lay near, the echoes of strife sounded but weakly and fitfully across Cartmel Sands. Mills might be burning in Cheadle and Preston, men might be drilling in Bolland and Whitewell, sedition might be preaching in Manchester, all England might be in a flame with dear bread and no work, Corbett's Twopenny Register and Orator Hunt's declamations--but neither the glare nor the noise had much effect on Windermere. Mr. Bishop's presence there seemed superfluous therefore; seemed---- But before she could come to the end of her logic, her staid waiting-maid appeared, demanding four pennyworth of old Geneva for the gentleman in Mr. Rogers's room; and when she was serving, Mrs. Gilson took refuge in incredulity.
"A man must talk if he can't do," she said--"if he's to live."
Mr. Bishop smiled, and patted his buckskin breeches with confidence.
"You'll believe ma'am," he said, "when you see him walk into the coach with the handcuffs on his wrists."
"Ay, I shall!"
The innuendo in the landlady's tone was so plain that her husband, who had entered while she was rinsing the noggin in which she had measured the gin, chuckled audibly. She turned an awful stare on him, and he collapsed. The Bow Street runner was less amenable to discipline.
"You sent the lad, Tom?" he asked.
The landlord nodded, with an apprehensive eye on his wife.
"He should be back"--Mr. Bishop consulted a huge silver watch--"by eleven."
"Ay, sure."
"Where has he gone?" Mrs. Gilson asked, with an ominous face.
She seldom interfered in stable matters; but if she chose, it was understood that no department was outside her survey.
"Only to Kendal with a message for me," Bishop answered.
"At this time of the night?"
"Ma'am"--Mr. Bishop rose and tapped his red waistcoat with meaning, almost with dignity--"the King has need of him. The King--God bless and restore him to health--will pay, and handsomely. For the why and the wherefore he has gone, his majesty's gracious prerogative is to say nothing"--with a smile. "That is the rule in Bow Street, and for this time we'll make it the rule under Bow Fell, if you please. Moreover, what he took I wrote, ma'am, and as he cannot read and I sent it to one who will give it to another, his majesty will enjoy his prerogative as he should!"
There was a spark in Mrs. Gilson's eye. Fortunately the runner saw it, and before she could retort he slipped out, leaving the storm to break about her husband's head. Some who had known Mr. Gilson in old days wondered how he bore his life, and why he did not hang himself--Mrs. Gilson's tongue was so famous. And more said he had reason to hang himself. Only a few, and they the wisest, noted that he who had once been Long Tom Gilson grew fat and rosy; and these quoted a proverb about the wind and the shorn lamb. One--it was Bishop himself, but he had known them no more than three weeks--said nothing when the question was raised, but tapped his nose and winked, and looked at Long Tom as if he did not pity him overmuch.
CHAPTER III
A WEDDING MORNING