500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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       Orders is Orders

       Leaving the Picture

       Ginger's Gun Stopped

       A Careless Fellow

       Standing Up to the Turk

       Lodging with the Bombs

       In Fine Feather

       All the Fun of the Fair

       Teacup in a Storm

       Jack's Unwelcome Present

       Goalie Lets One Through

       A Good Samaritan Foiled

       Proof of Marksmanship

       "Well, He Ain't Done In, See!"

       "Baby's Fell Aht er Bed!"

       Stamp Edging Wanted

       "Oo's 'It—You or Me?"

       The Stocking Bomb

       Not an Acrobat

       Story Without an Ending

       Cause and Effect

       The Cockney and the Cop

       In the Drorin' Room

       Getting His Goat

       Jennie the Flier

       A Mission Fulfilled

       He Saved the Tea

       Old Dutch Unlucky

       A Long Streak of Misery

       "Smudger's" Tattoo

       Importance of a "Miss"

       "In the Midst of War——"

       A Case for the Ordnance

       Dismal Jimmy's Prisoner

       That Creepy Feeling

       "Toot-Sweet," the Runner

       Applying the Moral

       Spelling v. Shelling

       "Ducks and Drakes! Ducks and Drakes!"

       You Must have Discipline

       L.B.W. in Mespot

       Trench-er Work

       "The Best Man—Goes Fust"

       When Clemenceau Kissed the Sergeant

       Poet and—Prophet

       Pub that Opened Punctually

       That Precious Tiny Tot

       Cigs and Cough Drops

       "Smiler" to the End

       "The Bishop" and the Bright Side

       "Chuck yer Blinkin' 'Aggis at 'im!"

       Back to Childhood

       The Altruist

       "Minnie's Stepped on my Toe!"

       In the Dim Dawn

       Beau Brummell's Puttees

       Plenty of Room on Top

       Nearly Lost His Washing-Bowl