As she changed into more suitable clothes, Lynn wondered if she’d come to this island to teach for real, or if she was in some mental hospital totally lost in delusion.
What happened next would only increase her questions.
CHAPTER SIX
THE HULK AND COMPANY returned an hour later, shortly before Lynn needed to leave for school. To Lynn’s horror, a backhoe and two trucks pulled into her yard. The Hulk and three helpers appeared, all of them carrying battered tool boxes.
She jumped out her front door and barred the way. “What do you need all this stuff for? It’s just a little broken pipe.”
“It’s a broken copper pipe,” Harv Cullinan answered, as if that explained it all. His three minions all nodded sagely.
“Wait,” she said again. “Why the backhoe?”
“Because,” the Hulk said patiently, “we need to check all the pipes.”
“But why?”
“Do you want one to split inside your wall?” He shook his head. “Substandard materials. I’ve seen the mess….”
Somehow Lynn couldn’t halt the tide. Four beefy men pushed past her into her kitchen. She followed them.
“I’m not sure about this,” she said.
“We are,” Cullinan answered. “We don’t do jobs halfway, teach. No point in it. Just causes you more trouble and money in the long run.”
“But it’s just one little broken pipe.”
“It’s a sign of worse. I told you earlier, copper don’t split that way.”
One of the men had crawled under the sink while she was protesting, and when he re-emerged, he looked as glum as if he’d just been told life had ended. “It’s bad, Harv,” he said. “Wrong gauge. Too thin.”
Cullinan looked at her. “See? You got a big problem, teach.”
Just then the backhoe started digging up her front yard. “What’s that for?” she asked desperately.
“Gotta check it all out. These places is old.”
“But I can’t afford…”
“Don’t be worrying your pretty little head. We’ll take care of you.”
Yeah, thought Lynn. To the tune of thousands of dollars she didn’t have, most likely. And it was all Delphine’s fault. Her aunt had broken that pipe, sure as she was standing here.
“What if I want to run the risk of just fixing the one pipe?” she asked desperately.
The Hulk shook his head. “I wouldn’t be an honest man if I let you do that.”
With that he ushered her out of her own house, leaving her helpless to do much except watch her front yard being trenched. A few of the neighbors came out to watch, too.
“It’s okay,” said the woman from across the street. “Hi, I’m Betty Denton. I work nights over at the casino.”
Lynn shook her hand. “I just had one little pipe under the sink burst. This seems a bit…much?”
Betty shook her head. “Trust me, Harv is a damn good plumber. He’s had to do most of these houses over because people originally built them themselves, and a lot of them cut corners. He did my place last year.”
“He dug up your yard, too?”
Betty hesitated. “Well, not quite. But he had to rip out a few walls.”
“Walls? Walls?” Rendered speechless, Lynn stared at her bungalow, wondering what she’d have left of it by nightfall.
Betty patted her arm. “Dil Stedman does great drywall. You’ll never know.”
“I’ll never know.” Lynn repeated those words all the way to school, all the way through the day and on the way back home. As she approached her block, however, her trepidation grew so great that her feet dragged. She half expected to find nothing but a hole in the ground where her bungalow had been.
As she rounded the corner, the first thing she saw was the heavy equipment, then the trench running through her front yard and the fact that not a working soul was in sight.
Trepidation gave way to a nub of anger. They couldn’t have left her in these straits.
But they had. The backhoe had dug down to the sewer and water lines, exposing them. Inside the house a tangle of tubing, none of it connected to anything she could see, stuck out from her beneath her sink.
“Gaaaaah!”
She dumped her book bag on the now-dusty table and on leaden feet went to survey her bathroom. The tile wall holding the shower head and faucet had been pulled out, leaving an exquisite view of two-by-fours and pipes.
Hanging from the shower head was a sticky note. She pulled it down and read, “Betty says you can shower at her place. We’ll be back as soon as we have all the parts. HC.”
Slowly, note in hand, Lynn sat on the edge of the tub. “Delphine,” she whispered, “I’m going to get you. Somehow.”
At that, Delphine appeared, sitting on the commode. Her hair was still cherry red, which clashed nicely with the orange dress she was wearing. “I’m not responsible for this.”
“It would have been nice if you had appeared and scared them out of here before they tore my house apart.”
Delphine patted her hair and sighed. “It’s just a minor hiccup, dear. When the plumbers are done, you’ll never have another problem. At least not of this kind.”
That seemed foreboding. “I better not have any more problems at all!”
Delphine sniffed. “You expect too much from life. There are always problems. Plumbing and a ghost are the least of them. You need to alter your perspective.”
“What perspective? How could anyone living in this madhouse have a perspective?”
“It’s really quite easy. Take a deep breath, then laugh. You’ll see.”
At that moment they were interrupted by Jack’s voice calling from the kitchen. “Lynn? Lynn, would you like to go to the tavern with me?”
Lynn was off the edge of the tub like a shot, headed for the kitchen. “Look what he did to me, your plumber.”
“You’re welcome,” Jack said, clearly irritated.
“He tore up my whole house!”
“He must have needed to.”
“I’m not so sure about that.”
Jack hesitated, then turned a sharp about-face and headed for the door. “Buy your own beer,” he said shortly.
“There,” said Delphine from behind her. “What did I tell you? You really need to learn some manners. People here are at least trying to be friendly, unlike the other places you’ve lived.” She sniffed again. “Ungrateful girl!”
Lynn turned to glare at her, too, but caught only a glimpse of rainbow hair as Delphine faded from view. There didn’t seem to be anything else to do. Lynn kicked the wastebasket.
What the hell did she have to be grateful for?
SOME EVENINGS JACK WENT to the tavern on the edge of town. It was a great place to socialize with the folks of Treasure Island. Men of the sea tended to be a God-fearing lot, as were their wives, so he saw most of them in his church on Sunday. But that wasn’t the same as befriending them, and Jack had long felt he could do a lot more as a friend than as a preacher. Hence, he spent some evenings at the tavern and some evenings at the ever-running poker tournament on the upper floor of