“What are you talking about?” Lauren asked, confused.
“Bernita and Jeremy are here.” I tilted my head and pointed my gaze to where they were sitting. Lauren, as inconspicuously as she could, repositioned herself so that she could look over her shoulder at them.
“I’m sorry, but they don’t look all that cute together.”
“Well, apparently he sees something in her,” I said, wishing that I had a car so we could leave and go someplace else. Jeremy must’ve sensed that someone was staring at him. He glanced up from the menu and looked at me. He acknowledged me by waving hello. I waved back and then buried my face in the menu.
“Hey, Anna, how are you doing?” I looked up from my menu and saw that Sabrina and her boyfriend, Mike, had entered the restaurant. The hostess was carrying their menus and waited for them to continue following her.
“Hey, my friend Lauren and I are about to eat. Have you guys met?”
“No,” said Sabrina. “This is my boyfriend, Mike, and I’m Sabrina.”
“Nice to meet you both,” Lauren said with a friendly smile.
“Nice to meet you, as well,” Sabrina said as she removed her hat and gloves.
“How did you guys get here?” I asked.
“Keysha and Wesley are out parking the car. We all decided to come out together,” Sabrina said. “We’re just waiting for them so that we can sit together.”
“Actually, do you guys mind if we sit with you? Keysha and Wesley are arguing in the car,” Mike said.
“That’s fine with me. Are you cool with that, Lauren?” I asked.
“Of course,” Lauren said as she scooted closer to the window to make room for Mike to sit. The hostess left their menus and then went back to greet the other guests.
“Cool, because my big sister gets on my nerves sometimes,” Mike explained.
“You don’t like your sister?” Lauren asked.
“Yes, I like her a lot. It’s just that sometimes she gets a little bossy, which is why she’s in the car arguing with her boyfriend,” Mike clarified.
“Oh, I know how that can be,” I chimed in. “My sister, Maya, is the queen of bossy.”
“Wow. I can’t believe Bernita is here,” Sabrina said disgustedly.
“Where?” Mike quickly turned around and scanned the room until he located her. “Yo. That chick there has some serious issues.”
“What are you talking about? Did you used to date her or something?” I asked.
“Oh, hell to the no,” Mike said as if I had just poked him with a fork.
“Bernita is crazy,” Sabrina said coldly.
“Did you guys get into a fight or something?” Lauren asked.
“We almost did, but Mike held me back,” Sabrina admitted.
“What did she do that made you so mad?” I asked in search of another reason to place in my grudge bag against Bernita.
“Something real sneaky and mean.” Sabrina jabbed the tabletop with her index finger three times.
“I got to give it to her. She has a real twisted way of seeing things,” Mike said.
“Hey, guys.” Keysha and Wesley walked up to our table with smiles on their faces. I guess they kissed and made up with each other. Lauren and I said hello to them.
“Well, Mike and Sabrina, I see that you don’t care to have dinner with me and Wesley, so I guess he and I will just get our own table.” Keysha made a smart remark under her breath before she turned on her heel and followed behind the hostess.
“Later,” said Wesley as he trailed behind Keysha and the hostess.
“Okay, Mike, tell me why you think Bernita is twisted,” I asked.
“I’ll let Sabrina tell you,” he said as he slouched down in his seat. At that moment our waiter appeared with glasses of water for us. I told him to give us a few more minutes to look over the menu. Once he had stepped away, Lauren and I looked at Sabrina and waited for her to share the details of her rivalry with Bernita. Sabrina took a sip of water and then began talking.
“It happened earlier this year. I accepted a Facebook friend request from a guy named Shawn. I didn’t think anything of it because friend requests pop up all of the time. Next thing I knew, Shawn started posting stupid comments on my wall as if we had hooked up.”
“What!” Lauren said as she leaned in closer to Sabrina.
“You heard her correctly,” Mike chimed in.
“So what does Shawn have to do with Bernita?” I asked.
“Wait, it gets better,” Mike said and then waited for Sabrina to continue.
“Next thing I know, Mike sees the posts from Shawn and calls me up shouting at me.”
“I thought she was playing around on me,” Mike said.
“I had to tell Mike to calm down before I gave him a real reason to be mad. Anyway, I explained to Mike that I didn’t know Shawn personally and told him that I would delete him as a friend. Well, I didn’t get around to it right away and Shawn posted another comment talking about the birthmark that I have on my back and how he loved kissing it.”
“What!” I said. “If you didn’t know him, how does he know about the birthmark on your back?”
“That’s what I wanted to know. Because when I saw that comment, my anger went into a sprint and I was ready to crack both of their skulls,” Mike broke in again. I glanced over at Lauren, who had just taken a sip of her water.
“Will you let me finish, Mike?” Sabrina had grown tired of his interruptions.
“Mike is all ticked off because he truly thought that Shawn and I had a thing going on behind his back. So Mike decides to come over to my house to confront me about it.”
“I wanted to see her in-box on Facebook and her cell phone so that I could read the messages.” Mike jumped in once again.
“Do you want to tell this story?” Sabrina snapped.
“I’m sorry, babe,” Mike apologized.
“When Mike came over, I told him that I didn’t have anything to hide. I let him go through my Facebook in-box and my text messages. When he didn’t find anything, it left us both curious as to who Shawn was, so we sat at my computer and did a Google search. We saw another Facebook profile show up with the same picture, but the name was spelled Shaun with a u instead of Shawn with a w. I clicked on the link and sent a friend request to the real Shaun. When he accepted my friendship, Mike and I both saw that he was friends with Bernita. In fact, he was Bernita’s cousin.”
“Wait a minute. I’m confused,” Lauren said.
“Bernita created a fake Facebook profile using her cousin’s name and then acted like the fake Shawn and Sabrina had been hooking up. You get it now?” I said to Lauren.
“Wow. That ain’t right. Why did she do that?” asked Lauren.
“That’s what I wanted to know, so I confronted her,” Sabrina said.
“Ooh! I know you wanted to beat her down,” I said, feeling my dislike of her boiling up.
“Yeah, I did, but I really wanted to know why she did it,” Sabrina said.
“Did she even own up to your assumption that she’d set up the fake profile?” Lauren asked.
“Yeah,