‘I have deliberately left her employers, the Westropps, to the end because they are the most difficult to characterize. James Westropp must have been, indeed I presume still is, the best connected commoner in the land, a distant cousin of the Queen’s, and, as a magazine article on him at the time of the tragedy put it, within three deaths of a title whichever way he looked. It might have been expected that such connections would have hauled him up the diplomatic career ladder very quickly, but his apparent lowly status was explained in the same article. Westropp was no career diplomat with his sights on an ambassador’s mansion. He worked for the Service that dared not speak its name, which was the coy way they put such things in those days. It could be argued that his sojourn in the States, like perhaps Rampling’s in the UK, was a mark of excellence. You only send your best to spy on your friends. His marriage we may assume was a love match. Pamela Westropp was a penniless American widow with a three-year-old son and no rating on the social register. She was very attractive. She was also wilful, witty, mad-cap, moody, impulsive and obstinate, a mix of qualities which can be fascinating or repellent, depending whether you’re buying or selling.
‘The best man at the Westropps’ wedding was Ralph Mickledore, who improved the acquaintance of his friend’s new wife during the course of many extended visits over the next four years. By then of course the twins had arrived, and with them, Cecily Kohler. How soon her special relationship with “Mick” Mickledore developed is open to speculation, but some old girlfriend of hers dug up by the papers at the time of the trial recalled she had been adamant when she took the job that she wasn’t going to work abroad, so clearly something happened to change her mind.
‘These, then, were the actors. Let us move on to the act.
‘The single great pastime of a Mickledore weekend was shooting things. Male guests could expect to find themselves within minutes of arrival standing up to their ankles in mud destroying whatever the law permitted them to destroy at the time of year, even if it were only rabbits and pigeons.
‘Female guests were permitted a short settling-in period, after which they were expected to be as keen for the slaughter as their menfolk.
‘Jessica Partridge was as good a shot as most men and a lot better than my father, who suffered some heavy ribbing for his ineptitude. It didn’t help that my mother, though not keen on killing things, had done a lot of skeet shooting in her youth and was a pretty fair shot. It was Pam Westropp who was the real dunce. She had no moral objections but very low motor skills, often forgetting to reload or attempting to fire with the safety on. And when she did get it right she rarely hit anything she aimed at.
‘But not for this was she spared the rigours of the sport. And no one was spared its responsibilities, prime among which was that each guest took care of his or her own weapon, cleaning it after each shoot before replacing it on its chain in the gunroom.
‘At some point after dinner Mickledore would ask in his best Orderly Officer fashion if they’d all done their fatigues. It was no use lying. The last thing he did before going to bed was check the gunroom and if he found anything not in order, he did not hesitate to haul the culprit, regardless of sex or standing, out of bed to put matters right.
‘The gunroom was situated at the far eastern end of the guest corridor on the first floor, and was also reachable by a side stair ascending from the old kitchen hall which was used as a gathering and disrobing point for shooting parties, thus keeping muddy boots and dripping oilskins out of the main body of the house.
‘The same stair continued up to the second floor where the children and their nannies slept.
‘The gunroom was heavily panelled, windowless, and had a double door. Guests were issued with Yale keys for the outer door, while the larger key for the inner mortice lock was concealed on a narrow ledge above the inner door. After cleaning, guests were expected to replace their weapons on the wall rack, and secure them with a self-locking hasp which pivoted to fit just above the trigger guard. Only Mickledore had a key to unlock these hasps. In other words, guests put their guns away but could not take them out again unaided by their host.
‘The weekend had started early, everyone having contrived to arrive by Friday lunch-time. We had all been to Mickledore Hall before, so no time was wasted by either children or adults in learning the rules. The older children spent most of the afternoon having a super time on the lake with Cissy Kohler, while Miss Marsh sat on the bank, knitting and looking after the two infants. The adults too seem to have had a good time if my memory of the atmosphere and Lord Partridge’s of the events can be relied on. I should say now that nothing I have read in the lengthy chapter on that weekend in his lordship’s memoirs In A Pear Tree is contradicted by my own recollection, though naturally for much of the time we moved in mutually exclusive spheres.
‘For us children, Saturday started where Friday had left off, only better. But for the adults things had taken a downturn. We felt it in our brief contact with them in the morning and, like wise children, we made ourselves scarce. Lord Partridge in his memoirs recalls a sense of fractiousness, of barely repressed irritation, of hidden meanings, with Pamela Westropp at its centre. With hindsight he guesses her real anger was aimed at Mickledore, and, unable to contain it, she did her best to conceal its object by scattering its manifestations indiscriminately, though, as was to be expected, her husband came in for more than his fair share.
‘It was, of course, too early in the year for any serious shooting, but the whole party, male and female, were taken on a tour of the estate and given the chance to blast away at whatever Mickledore designated as vermin. Fresh air and killing things did surprisingly little to improve their spirits. And when they returned to the house in the late afternoon they heard the news that Stephen Ward had died.
‘The previous night, according to Partridge, as if by mutual agreement no one had mentioned the Profumo affair or the Ward trial. Saturday night was different. Pamela Westropp wouldn’t leave the subject. She went on about the hypocrisy of the British Establishment which had hounded him to his death. And she said, “Of course, Mick, you knew him pretty well, didn’t you?”
‘“I suppose I did,” said Mickledore, unperturbed. “But then so did a lot of us here, I imagine.”
‘He looked around as he spoke. Westropp as usual gave nothing away. My father, I would guess, attempted to look as if he’d been a long-time member of the Ward/Cliveden set. Rampling said cheerfully, “Hell, yes, I met the guy, but it was one of your judges that introduced me. I’d have paid more heed if I’d known he was the top people’s pimp!” And Partridge himself, who’d met Ward several times but naturally wasn’t anxious to advertise the fact in view of recent events, kept quiet and hoped he wasn’t being got at.
‘But clearly it was Mickledore who was Pam’s chosen target.
‘“I suppose you think he deserved everything he got?” she pursued.
‘“I think he broke the one law of the tribe he wanted to belong to,” said Mickledore.
‘“Which was?”
‘And Mickledore laid his finger across his lips.
‘Some time later, it was certainly after eleven for they all remember having heard the stable clock strike, Mickledore made his usual inquiry about “gun fatigues”. Pam Westropp said defiantly that no, she hadn’t cleaned hers, and was she expected to wash her own dinner dishes too? Nevertheless, after another couple of drinks she said she supposed she’d better get it over with, and stood up. Her husband rose too, rather unsteadily, having stuck doggedly to Mickledore’s coat tails during a wide-ranging tour of the delights of his cellar. It took a hard head and a pair of hollow legs to keep