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Skulduggery Pleasant rests his weary bones on the web at: www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk
Derek Landy blogs under duress at www.dereklandy.blogspot.com
First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2007
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Source ISBN: 9780007257058
Ebook Edition © ISBN: 9780007302123
Version: 2018-12-06
This book is dedicated to my family – because otherwise I’d never hear the end of it …
Nadine: warm, kind and considerate. I am all of these things.
Audrey: the greatest thrill of your life is probably the fact that I’m your brother.
Ivan: meaningless words such as “brilliant”, “amazing” and “inspirational” have been used to describe me, but not nearly enough.
If any of you thought that there’d be anything sincere or heartfelt in your dedications, allow me a moment to quietly laugh at you …
Because the heartfelt sincerity is reserved for my nana.
Chic, this book is also dedicated to you, for all the love and support you’ve shown me over the years. I love you much more than any of your other grandchildren do, I swear.
Contents
Chapter 2: Killer On The Loose
Chapter 4: The Beauty, The Beast
Chapter 5: The Terror Of London
Chapter 6: Fireballs In The Park
Chapter 10: The Armour Of Lord Vile
Chapter 11: The Terrifying Brain-Sucker Of London
Chapter 23: Elephants And Bunnies