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Автор: Федор Путешествующий
Издательство:
Серия: Странные иностранцы
Жанр произведения: Анекдоты
Год издания: 2005
isbn: 5-699-09708-2
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летели в Лондон на самолете. Один занял место у окна, а другой – рядом с ним, на среднем сиденье. Перед самым взлетом к ним присоединился американец и занял место рядом с ними возле прохода. Когда самолет поднялся в воздух, американец скинул ботинки и собрался было устроиться удобнее в своем кресле, как один из арабов (тот, что сидел у окна) сказал:

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