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Автор: Максим Малявин
Издательство:
Серия: Приемный покой
Жанр произведения: Юмористическая проза
Год издания: 2012
isbn: 978-5-271-40004-9, 978-5-9725-2196-8
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      Дисморфомания – патологическая убежденность в необходимости хирургической коррекции какой-либо части тела с активным стремлением к исправлению мнимого дефекта.

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      Компьютерная игра.

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      Компьютерная игра.

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      Пришел, увидел, убил (лат.).

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      По факту каждого посещения пациентом диспансера пишется статистический талон. Это форма отчетности. В некоторой степени влияет на оплату труда врача. Задолбал всех абсолютно.

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      Дромомания – непреодолимое стремление к перемене мест, бродяжничеству.

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      Эписиндром – повторяющиеся эпилептические припадки, возникающие при том или ином заболевании мозга.

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