Thievery is also a big deal for Eurasian jays. These birds are fanatical about survival. In the fall, each bird caches up to eleven thousand acorns or beechnuts in the soft forest floor, even though they could survive the winter just fine with far less food. Not only do they rely on the oil-rich seeds as emergency rations until the next growing season, but they also feed them to their chicks in spring. Even allowing for this, the sly birds usually store way too many seeds. And what an amazing memory they have: jays find every one of their thousands of caches with a single stab of their beak. Small trees sprout from the unused seeds to ensure that future generations will have their own supply of nuts and acorns.
In the woodland I manage, we use the birds’ passion for collecting to plant young deciduous trees in the monocultures of old spruce plantations. This is how it works. We put seed trays on posts and fill them with acorns and beechnuts. Jays love to come and help themselves, and they distribute their booty in the soil hundreds of yards in every direction. It’s a win-win situation. We get precious new stands of deciduous trees in the woodland, and the jays get huge quantities of winter provisions with very little effort. Some years, however, the oaks and beeches do not set seed, and then things get tight for these colorful birds. Whereas the population increases in years of plenty, in lean years it shrinks. This ruthless natural cycle has been repeated over and over since time immemorial. But who wants to starve? Some of the birds fly south, while most try to survive in the woodlands they call home.
Just like the squirrels, in lean times jays watch other jays in late fall to see where they bury their treasures. And because no bird can keep watch over such a large number of hiding places, sneaky individuals can live well over the winter by profiting from the hard work of others. Scientists at the University of Cambridge have discovered that the birds are well aware of these shenanigans. They discovered this by putting trays filled with two different materials into the aviaries. Some trays contained sand; others contained gravel. Whereas sand doesn’t make any noise when you dig in it, gravel gives the game away by rattling. And the jays kept this in mind when they buried their caches.
If the jays were alone in their enclosures, it didn’t matter to them whether they hid the proffered peanuts in sand or in gravel. If the competition could see and hear them when they were digging, it also didn’t matter which material they were rummaging around in. In the first case, no other bird was around to witness where the precious booty was hidden. In the second, the birds realized that any bird watching them would know where the food was anyway. However, if the competition was out of sight but still within earshot, the jays opted for the quieter sand. Under those conditions, there was a much higher likelihood that the potential thief would have no idea anything had been hidden. And for their part, the thieves were also quieter. Whereas they normally called loudly when they saw other jays, when they were watching food being hidden, they were considerably less vocal, clearly to avoid betraying their presence.28 This experiment clarified two things. First, the bird doing the hiding can put itself in the position of other jays and take into account what they can and cannot see. And second, the future thief was obviously planning its actions in advance, because it limited the sounds it made in order to increase its chances of later plundering the cache of peanuts undisturbed.
Of course, theft in the sense of the intentional seizure of assets that don’t belong to you doesn’t occur only within a species. Come winter, in many deciduous woods you can find traces of interspecies plundering. Sometimes you come across holes in the forest floor one to two feet deep, their edges strewn with big clumps of excavated earth. Wild boar are the only animals that root around like this, and they do it in so-called mast years. This technical term describes years when beeches and oaks go into overdrive to produce seeds. These years were once a blessing for farmers. A mast year meant they could drive their domestic pigs into the woods one last time to fatten them up before the winter slaughter. Farmers are not allowed to pasture their animals in woodlands any longer (at least, not in Central Europe), but the term “mast” (from the German mästen, “to fatten”) is still used.
Naturally, wild boar behave the same way as their domestic relatives in a mast year: they put on a nice thick layer of fat. But once the unexpected gift has been cleaned up and all the nuts lying on the ground have been scarfed down, rumbling stomachs demand a top-up. And snacks can still be found deep down in the soil. This is where mice have buried stores—pantries stocked with their portion of the harvest so they can make it safely through the winter. Even in times of hard frost, the ground doesn’t freeze more than a few inches below the insulating layer of leaf litter, and in the mouse’s quarters, it’s always at least 41 degrees Fahrenheit. Thanks to a cozy layer of leaves and moss and a completely draft-free location, a mouse can survive very well down here. That is, as long as no wild boar come calling.
The gray hustlers have extremely sensitive noses and can smell the mouse’s digs from yards away. From experience, they know that the little creatures diligently collect beechnuts and other seeds, and store them all together in one convenient spot. An enormous store that will last a mouse for months is a tiny snack that will tide a wild boar over until its next meal. However, since mice mostly live in large colonies, a number of small snacks can provide the calories a wild boar needs to make it through a cold winter’s day. And so the boar burrow along the underground tunnels, smashing storerooms and emptying them in a couple of gulps. The only option the mice have is to flee and face an uncertain future, for in winter there are very few sources of food for the homeless. If they can’t evade the wild boar underground, they are gobbled up along with their food stores; boar enjoy their veggies with meat on the side. At least the swallowed mice are spared a long, slow death from starvation.
And what does this behavior look like from an ethical point of view? The wild boar’s plundering of mouse assets isn’t really theft, because they are not deceiving other boar. They are perfectly aware they are raiding mouse provisions, but this is a completely normal way for them to get food, even if the proceedings look very different from the perspective of the mice.
9
TAKE COURAGE!
IF ANIMALS FUNCTIONED only according to fixed genetic programming, then each individual of one species would react the same way under the same circumstances. A certain amount of a hormone would be released that would trigger the corresponding instinctive behavior. But that is not the case, as you probably already know from observing domestic animals. There are courageous and cowardly dogs, aggressive and super gentle cats, jumpy and bombproof horses. The character each animal develops depends on its individual genetic predisposition and, just as importantly, on the influence of its environment, which is to say its life experience.
Our dog Barry was a little scaredy cat. As I have already mentioned, before he came to us he had already been passed along by a number of different owners. For the rest of his life, he was scared of being abandoned, and he always got extremely worked up when he was taken along when we visited friends. If you are a dog, how are you supposed to know whether you’re going to be handed off yet again? He showed his nervousness by panting non-stop, so we finally gave up, leaving the distressed animal alone in the house for a couple of hours instead. When we got back, it was easy to check whether or not Barry was relaxed. He became deaf in his old age and couldn’t hear us arrive, sleeping soundly until he blinked up at us when he felt the wooden floorboards vibrate under our feet. So Barry is an example of an animal that lacks courage, but we wanted to take a look at the opposite trait, and to do that, let’s step out into the woods.
One fawn that had breached a plantation fence along with its mother showed particular courage. I used to erect these fences around areas where storms had toppled trees in monocultures of plantation spruce. In order to allow as natural a woodland as possible to regenerate, forestry workers planted little deciduous trees. These newly planted areas needed to be protected from the greedy mouths of browsers, and that’s why I erected the fences. The wire fences behind which the oak and beech saplings